Deadpool just dropped its big second trailer this past week, showing off the footage on Christmas as part of a viral holiday campaign. During this so-called 12 Days of Deadpool, we got a cool poster teasing Wade Wilson's impending Empire Magazine cover. Now, star Ryan Reynolds has arrived with an informercial selling the entirety of this issue to the masses. The star, dressed in his iconic Deadpool costume, had this to say about the issue.
"Are you considering buying this month's Empire? You should. Because your favorite Merc with the Mouth hijacked the entire editorial staff, and made the issue his very own. That's right. Empire's editors are locked in my crawlspace desperately longing for the sweet release of death. That left me time to fill these pages with whatever I f****** wanted. Meaning several do-it-yourself recipes involved cornish game hen, freshly pitted green olives, and locally purchased deli meats. And wolf semen. Not to mention pictures of me **** the ever-loving **** out of Kevin Sorbo on a bed of hot brown Hercules pantaloons. And that's not even the centerfold, which is wall-to-wall **** goblins, ferret chasing leprechauns, and a transcript of at least three of my worst films. You get all of this set to my favorite country tune 'You're cryin' hard, and I'm hard cause you're cryin'.' Purchase Empire today, and you'll receive free of charge, three high-ranking ***** hostages and the complete sexual history of several of the world's most trusted news anchors. Wait! There's more. You'll also get a limited edition eye infection, as well as backstage passes to my asshole. I know, right? Some things are too good to be true. And some things are just too good. On a personal note, this job makes me happier than a United States senator on Hooker Monday. So what are you waiting for? Buy the ******* issue."
Based upon Marvel Comics' most unconventional anti-hero, Deadpool tells the origin story of former Special Forces operative turned mercenary Wade Wilson, who after being subjected to a rogue experiment that leaves him with accelerated healing powers, adopts the alter ego Deadpool. Armed with his new abilities and a dark, twisted sense of humor, Deadpool hunts down the man who nearly destroyed his life.
Ryan Reynolds stars as the Merc With the Mouth, with a supporting cast that includes Morena Baccarin, Gina Carano, Ed Skrein, T.J. Miller, Brianna Hildebrand, Olesia Shewchuk, Style Dayne, Rachel Sheen and Dan Zachary. Tim Miller makes his directorial debut with Deadpool, working from a script by Rhett Reese and Paul Wernick. Deadpool has already been confirmed as part of the X-Men movie universe, but we'll have to wait and see how if he will show up in future X-Men movies.
Deadpool hits theaters on February 12, 2016, going up against Warner Bros.' How to Be Single and another highly-anticipated sequel, Paramount's Zoolander 2. Watch as Wade Wilson reels off all that the upcoming Deadpool issue of Empire Magazine has to offer. What do you think? Is there enough incentive to run out and secure your copy today?