Bubba Ho-Tep director Don Coscarelli returns with his first film in nearly a decade with John Dies at the End, currently available on VOD formats before debuting in theaters January 25. The studio has unveiled a new trailer that issues a serious warning: Those tempted to download the movie illegally may spontaneously explode. Don't believe me? Then check out the trailer for yourself, and do your part to prevent spontaneous combustion by watching the movie legally on VOD.