Agent Cody Banks


Cody Banks (Frankie Muniz) seems like a typical teenager. He loves to skateboard, hates math, and feels like an idiot around girls. But Cody has a secret: he's actually an undercover agent for the CIA. He can drive like a stuntman, has the coolest gadgets, and his boss is every guy's dream, the unbelievably hot Ronica Miles (Angie Harmon).

Cody's first mission is to become the boyfriend of high school dreamgirl Natalie Connors (Hilary Duff) in order to spy on her scientist father. The only problem is that the CIA spent $10 million training Cody, but didn't teach him how to talk to girls! From car and snowmobile chases to infiltrating the villain's heavily-guarded hidden laboratories, Cody has to use all his secret agent training to save the world...and maybe get a date.

AGENT ORANGE: An Interview with the Female Cast of ‘Agent Cody Banks’

N' my breezie is out like a light. P's in luv, deep. What a cutie, z. Sheezah signed Sh*t's whore-notes wit a heart, and sh*tz. Sigh.

I'm 'onna getz me more free bay-kay and red bullz up inside 'at "Hospitality Sweet." Latez, G.

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AGENT ORANGE: An Interview with the female cast of ‘Agent Cody Banks’

Anyway, I asked the proprietor of if he’d like to once again act as press whore correspondent for movieweb. His answer was, "Sh*t no, biz'nitch! I got my own thing going on and it rocks!” Actually, he was under a pile of scholastic work that saw him buried up to his neck in exciting endeavors. Plus, he no longer had that shopping cart sheen that an OI correspondent needs in the face of our celebrity contingent. So, as our first PWC turns too raking in millions of dollars just on the advice of Tom Brady, alone (check out Xjan's T-shirts, they beat anything you can currently purchase at Hot Topic, and I wouldn’t be surprised to see him sell out and sign a contract with them and their faux Mall Legion of Pink-haired sluts), I must return to the cold, hard streets in search of a homeless interviewer who knows a bit about the entertainment business.

I had to look no further than Long Beach and Box Wine Wednesday Nights. Lil' Pimp-Sh*t, who I already introduced over in the review section of my column, has had a hard-on for Hilary Duff since she first appeared in the role of Lizzie McGuire a couple of years ago. I’ve tried to tell him this is wrong. The girl is only fifteen. Sure, she’s quite the hottie, but no one likes the riggup. That doesn’t seem to matter to Pimp-Sh*t. He wet the bed when I told him there was going to be a Lizzie McGuire movie coming to the big screen sometime this spring. And remember when they had that Godzilla-sized banner of her hanging off the Westwood Medical Plaza? He’d travel up to Wilshire Boulevard with one of his drug-slinging buddies and just hang out there on a bus bench, staring at this Disney monstrosity. He’s a shameful man, but he is a bum. He fit the bill perfectly.

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