Two losers from Milwaukee, Coop & Remer (Parker & Stone), invent a new game playing basketball, using baseball rules. When the game becomes a huge success, they, along with a billionaire's help, form the Professional Baseketball League where everyone gets the same pay and no team can change cities. Coop & Remer's team, the Milwaukee Beers is the only team standing in the way of major rule changes that the owner of the Dallas Felons (Vaughn) wants to institute.
- David Zucker.....Director
- Trey Parker.....Joe Cooper
- Matt Stone.....Doug Remer
- Dian Bachar.....Squeak Scolari
- Yasmine Bleeth.....Jenna Reed
- Jenny McCarthy.....Yvette Denslow
- Ernest Borgnine.....Ted Denslow