“"Now The Action Is Minimal, And The Slow Motion Is Decent, But I Thought This Would Have Worked If They Kept It, No, Made It Into A Supernatrual Film"”
“"Great Payne To Watch, Disapointing"”
““Payne-full” To Watch”
“Really Great Movie, And Now I Feel Like Playing The Video Game Too!”
“This Movie SUCKED ”
“Payne To The Max!!! ”
“Video Game Film Done Right.”
“Its Not Terrible.............but In Absolutly No Way Is This Movie Good”
“2 Bad Movies In A Row For Wahlberg. ”
“One Of The Most Dissapointing Films I Have Ever Seen.”
“"What Are You, A Cop?"....."Not Tonight".”
“The Payne Isn't Too Bad”
“I've Waited 7 Years For This!!!”
“Was The Best Video Game Movie Out So Far And Mark Wahlbergs Best Movie So Far Too”
“Not Yet, Max”
“Fists Of Rage ”
“Visually Awesome... But That's About It.”
“Compared To Other Video Game Adaptations, Great, But Overall, Just OK.”
“At Least I Can Say It’s Better Than Any Film Uwe Boll Has Made. ”
“"Even With The Addition Of Norse Mythology To Story (sadly, My Favorite Part Of The Film) Max Payne Becomes Yet Another Example Of How Adapting A Game Into A Film Can Be A Cinematic Disaster."”
“Stay Away From Max Payne. Its A Gamer Type Of Movie… And Maybe Not Even That.”
“When The Elements A Movie Needs Get Taken Away From It.”
“Max Payne" Entertains With Stylish Action And Some Of The Scenes Will Leave You Speechless.”
“Please Don't Be Bad!”
“Just Another Average Video Game Movie.”
“Max Payne The Movie Was A Payne In The Ass!”
The movie is a series of glum interrogation scenes that lead nowhere special, with a not-quite-sci-fi urban murkiness that makes it look like someone was trying to shoot Blade Runner in Cleveland.
Owen Gleiberman - Entertainment Weekly
Max Payne is content to be an efficient vehicle for the delivery of a familiar range of sensations, some of which almost rise to the level of feelings.
A.O. Scott - New York Times
The film combines ferocious self-importance with lashings of really nasty, unreflective violence.
Peter Bradshaw - Guardian [UK]
You can't help but wonder where the fine actor in The Departed and even Invincible has gone. It's not been a good year for Wahlberg: First The Happening, and now this.
Claudia Puig - USA Today
Sexy girls and lots of automatic weapons are involved in an occasionally coherent plot.
Mike Mayo - Washington Post
The filmmakers aim their cynicism more at us than at any government or drug company.
Wesley Morris - Boston Globe
No amount of generosity could excuse the levels of ineptitude on display here.
Elizabeth Weitzman - New York Daily News
Amy Biancolli - Houston Chronicle
Honestly, you find yourself rooting against Payne's survival, even with a good actor in the hollow role. There's nothing inside the film's sour, slovenly spirit of vengeance.
Michael Phillips - Chicago Tribune
Max Payne is a junkyard dog of a film that is true to its video-game roots even as it transcends them.
David Hiltbrand - Philadelphia Inquirer
Dark, moody, extremely twisted and hard to enjoy on any level.
Colin Covert - Minneapolis Star Tribune
Max Payne may be the worst movie of the year. The "may be" qualifier is only because the year isn't over yet.
Tom Long - Detroit News
The story, involving conspiracies, doesn't always make sense. And the surprises are easy to predict; director John Moore doesn't try to hide them.
Bill Goodykoontz - Arizona Republic
Moore artfully blends vidgame and film-noir aesthetics while editor Dan Zimmermana(TM)s measured rhythms yield a more coherent, less frenzied work than one might expect from the source material.
Justin Chang - Variety
A weak little sister to Sin City.
Kyle Smith - New York Post
As good as a couple of its action beats are, Max still suffers from the heartlessness that makes games emotionally inferior to movies. Nobody ever shed a tear over a video-game character's death.
Roger Moore - Orlando Sentinel
Maybe somebody decided the movie was already so convoluted and leaden that throwing in a few swooping, screeching valkyries could only help. They do not.
Rob Salem - Toronto Star
Laremy Legel - Film.com
Max Payne, game or movie, has precious little to say.
Rick Groen - Globe and Mail
Maybe fans of the game will be okay with the cinematic adaptation but for those who aren't new to Max and his world, this isn't an impressive introduction. Clunky action, chaotic plotting, and embarrassing dialogue are not ways to impress newcomers.
James Berardinelli - ReelViews
The emotional underpinnings and psychological depths of great detective fiction get tossed aside for a wallow in stylistic excess.
Kirk Honeycutt - Hollywood Reporter
A straight-up action picture, and a rather bombastic, familiar one at that.
Christy Lemire - Associated Press
The moviegoers are passive hostages on a long ride they've taken so many times before. So gameboys are advised to man their PlayStations this weekend; action-movie fans in search of red meat can wait for the inevitably more graphic DVD version.
Richard Corliss - TIME Magazine
Max just drags on as it drags you down. If you stay and watch the endless end credits, there's a short scene that hints a sequel is coming. That's what I call real pain.
Peter Travers - Rolling Stone
Miserable, in every sense of the word.
Sam Adams - Los Angeles Times
Hank Sartin - Time Out
- Digital Spy
Mark Kermode - BBC Radio Five Live
Kamal 'The Diva' Larsuel - 3BlackChicks Review
Never comes close to captivating its audience like the game did before it.
Anders Wotzke - Cut Print Review
Anders Wotzke - Moviedex
The willfully absurd action sequences help the movie slog along, but slog it does, right through to the obligatory after-credits scene to establish the possibility of a franchise.
Jeffrey Bloomer - Paste Magazine
Based on a Finnish shoot-em up video game, Max Payne is all style and little story, cheerless detective Max (Mark Wahlberg) drifting through a washed out and snowy New York in search of his wife's killer.
Simon Weaving - Screenwize
It held my attention, which is more than I can say for some of the so-called "art films" that come out at the end of every year.
Robert Roten - Laramie Movie Scope
A detective story, a pharmaceutical miracle drug and winged creatures from some demonic dimension sprouting like weeds in the spring. Too much and too artificial.
Jules Brenner - Cinema Signals
Imagine The Constant Gardener after a frontal lobotomy, and that's basically Max Payne in a nutshell.
Matt Brunson - Creative Loafing
[A]ll [the] wide-open possibilities about where this story can go get so narrowed down into something banal and bleak and ordinary that you can hardly breathe with it...
MaryAnn Johanson - Flick Filosopher
- Irish Times
Among the best films adapted from videogames. Say no more.
Daniel Etherington - Film4
If you can follow the plotlines of this swingeing approximation of the well-known video game of the same name, you are a better customer for John Moore's spectacular thriller than I was.
Derek Malcolm - This is London
Badly written, poorly acted and surprisingly dull action thriller that substitutes loud gunfire for thrills and doesn't bother to develop the characters beyond their video game origins.
Matthew Turner - ViewLondon
A massive waste of time and a glaring missed opportunity.
Orlando Parfitt - IGN Movies UK
Loud and completely devoid of wit or interest, this empty-headed action movie looks terrific thanks to its big budget and heavily stylised visuals. But it's impossible to care about anything that happens.
Rich Cline - Shadows on the Wall
I didn't hate Max Payne, but it's hard to summon up strong feelings of any kind about something so slick, remote and vacuum-packed you barely feel you've seen it.
Tim Robey - Daily Telegraph
John Moore directs the hell out of the action, while Jonathan Sela's glistening photography captures the snow and rain that fall on these bloody New York streets. But you'd have to be on crack not to guess the 'surprise' finale.
Nigel Floyd - Time Out
Mark Wahlberg's titular hero hasn't cracked a smile in seven years. The surprise is that he makes the lonely cop seem half human with half a dozen words and a staggering amount of violence.
James Christopher - Times [UK]
No high-octane, fast-paced shoot 'em up this, Max Payne may well be the most tedious trip to a cinema you make all year. Truly, the minutes pass like hours. It's akin to one of those straight-to-DVD titles you only ever find in petrol stations.
- Daily Mirror [UK]
Director John Moore is clearly more interested in hot babes, body tattoos and slo-mo shootings than he is in story or characterisation. Max Payne offers Min Pleasure.
Christopher Tookey - Daily Mail [UK]
Max Payne? Maximum Payne in the butt more like.
Tim Evans - Sky Movies
This tired, neutered action thriller won't cause you max pain, but you might wince every now and again.
- Empire Magazine
The occasional muzzle-flare of stylish violence, but that's it. Dull, depressing and dragging its knuckles at 100 minutes, Max Payne misfires and Wahlberg's leading-man jinx continues.
Chris Hicks - Total Film
It would be far too easy to say that max pain sums up Mark Wahlberg's latest lead role.
- Sun Online
Mark Wahlberg glooms about the land in the latest computer-game makeover, a noir action thriller of such scowling, benighted violence that it could send manic depressives over the edge and make newcomers to that condition of us all.
Nigel Andrews - Financial Times
Mark Wahlberg shifts the dank micro-climate that is his charisma to Max Payne, a "neo noir" action thriller which means it snows a lot in murky New York.
Victor Olliver - Teletext
The moment of the film when you should be going "oh my god I can't believe it," you're thinking, "I wonder if we could sneak into the end of Beverly Hills Chihuahua."
Karina Montgomery - Cinerina
I yperstylizarismeni kinimatografikotita poy koybalaei o Max Payne os paradosi sta video games, sta ohi kai toso ikana na ti heiristoyn heria toy Moore, metatrepetai oriaka se parodia, poy plakonei tin tainia toy me mia akathorista atheliti hlapatsa dithe
Joseph Proimakis - Movies for the Masses
Max Payne. Epic Fail.
Marc Fennell - Triple j
What are you going to do? It's cool to be the first game to put players in control of a John Woo gunfight, but to be yet another movie waving double guns in slow motion, not so much.
Fred Topel - Can Magazine
Slaloms between gritty action and comic-book noir before skidding out into overblown fantasy. The plotline is weak and stretched-out. As the end nears, the pacing gets choppy. But by then, Max Payne lost that important sidekick, Minnie Pleasure.
Brian Gibson - Vue Weekly (Edmonton, Canada)
Take in the pleasure, because Max Payne is the most beautiful video game adaptation yet.
Mark Palermo - Coast (Halifax, Nova Scotia)
Elegaic where it should be electrifying, dundering where it should be sharp, Payne is lovely to look at and that's about it
Andrea Chase - Killer Movie Reviews
This trashy film is a case of big guns and small brains.
David Stratton - At the Movies (Australia)
Hey, it's Chris O'Donnell! Remember him? In an actual movie that's shown outside his own home! On a big screen that isn't built into his own living room wall! Where the viewer has a ticket he didn't receive because of a DUI!
Mark Ramsey - MovieJuice!
As revenge films go, 'Max Payne' is a little less than average.
Linda Cook - Quad City Times (Davenport, IA)
...even less of a story than the videogame on which it is based...
Jim Lane - Sacramento News & Review
Max Payne is one of those ludicrous action movies based on a videogame that's all style and little substance.
Mark Peikert - New York Press
Much happens -- some of it incomprehensible, most of it pointlessly preposterous and all of it slightly less involving than watching algae grow on a stagnant pond.
Ken Hanke - Mountain Xpress (Asheville, NC)
Watching Max Payne is painful to the max.
Mike McGranaghan - Aisle Seat
Every shot, every edit is well thought out. But in the end, I didn't care about anyone.
Austin Kennedy - Sin Magazine
A thrill-less video game adaptation.
Wesley Lovell - Oscar Guy
Wesley Lovell - Cinema Sight
Your quintessential guy film. If you have any significant level of testosterone in your blood stream, you'll find something to enjoy about it.
Kevin Carr - 7M Pictures
The fans attracted to Max Payne will readily leave any disbelief by the doors as the action ramps up.
Robin Clifford - Reeling Reviews
I am still a big Mark Wahlberg fan but his choice of roles is beginning to try my patience
Jackie K. Cooper - jackiekcooper.com
Simple, it is as by-the-books formulaic as can be, and there's not a surprise around that the corner that isn't obvious immediately.
Mark Bell - Film Threat
This just in, Video Game movies still suck.
Michelle Alexandria - Eclipse Magazine
Christopher Smith - Bangor Daily News (Maine)
A dumb film with a great conceptual hook from a director who visualizes better than he dramatizes.
Sean Axmaker - Seattle Post-Intelligencer
Max Payne starts out promising but eventually begins to unravel, only to end in an awful mess.
Vic Holtreman - ScreenRant
It snows one day in Max Payne, rains like crazy the next, and then it snows again. But any way you slice it, the movie's all wet.
Chris Hewitt (St. Paul) - St. Paul Pioneer Press
Although dialogue may be less than stimulating in 'Max Payne,' its powerful images relate what needs to be said -- and this approach worked for me.
Betty Jo Tucker - ReelTalk Movie Reviews
James Verniere - Boston Herald
Video game adaptation is bloody but boring.
James Rocchi - Common Sense Media
A movie that cares much more for poetic choreography in explosive gunfights than gaping lapses of logic in a flimsy crime narrative.
Ted Fry - Seattle Times
Dave White - Movies.com
The few thrills it does have are outweighed by its rather dumb plotting and an overly familiar sense of style.
Jeff Vice - Deseret News, Salt Lake City
Though the film's action scenes won't win awards for originality, they can't be faulted for either their scale or love of slo-mo.
Jim Schembri - The Age (Australia)
Let's hope next time they get a literate script, an engaging plot, a better-suited supporting cast and a more restrained director.
Jane Stevenson - Jam! Movies
Another laughably bad movie based on a popular video-game title.
Gary Thompson - Philadelphia Daily News
There were moments that needed some explanation and characters that needed a quite a bit of fleshing out. But it was violent and fun and since that's why I played the game, I left the theater satisfied.
Jenna Busch - UGO
A profound feeling of laziness hovers over the entire picture, suggesting that it was as joyless to make as it is to watch.
Ethan Alter - Film Journal International
Mark Wahlberg, who has proved himself a very capable actor, seems to have nominated himself for the Russell Crowe Lack of Charisma Award, and is running a pretty convincing campaign.
John Anderson - Newsday
Marc Savlov - Austin Chronicle
Though the PG-13 rating of Max Payne limited the amount of violence, the film still succeeds mainly due to the dark, gritty and beautiful cinematography.
Kevin McCarthy - WJFK-FM (CBS Radio)
I don't have a problem with brainless entertainment playing it safe and overloading on cliches but Max Payne makes the fatal mistake of being cliched and boring.
Marco Cerritos - Boxoffice Magazine
Did Wahlberg read the script, or was it hidden under the pile of money that the producers dropped at his door step?"
Willie Waffle - WaffleMovies.com
There are several old adages actors should follow when considering a film role: never work with children, cute barnyard animals or do movie adaptations of video games.
Pete Hammond - Hollywood.com
Visually compelling and with a cast willing to make the effort so that we'll take it seriously, this is a solid action film.
Daniel M. Kimmel - Worcester Telegram & Gazette
That the freaky angels all over the ads aren't even real is akin to if audiences had flocked to see Jurassic Park back in 1993 and discovered that the dinosaurs only appeared in a couple brief dream sequences.
Dustin Putman - DustinPutman.com
As shiny and hollow as its used shell cases, Max Payne doesn't have much to offer beyond a recycled noir attitude and a progressively violent, predictable story.
Tim Grierson - Screendaily
Coco Forsythe - Future Movies UK
This intense action thriller will be recalled for its exciting visuals and relentless action rather than its acting.
Des Partridge - Courier Mail (Australia)
Give 'Max Payne' the modest credit it deserves. It's a gloriously dumb, over-the-top slice of convoluted pulp fiction, and far more entertaining than I would have expected.
Rossiter Drake - San Francisco Examiner
Wahlberg packs the talent to add depth to most roles. In this one, though, he does little more than mope around and blast away (video-game style) in this barrage of rapid fire.
Larry Ratliff - San Antonio Express-News
The producers of movies based on video games must think their audience is nothing but easy-to-entertain morons. It's the only explanation for a movie this dark, dull, and dumb.
Brian Tallerico - Movie Retriever
Simply terrible. An insult to gamers and action fans. Frankly, it doesn't even deserve notoriety as one of the year's worst; it deserves to be forgotten.
Russ Breimeier - Christianity Today
Painful to watch, but it's nothing an aspirin can't fix. Might as well save yourself the headache, though.
Alex Markerson - E! Online
Given the effect Max Payne has, by the close you may feel that they've misspelled the hero's last name.
Frank Swietek - One Guy's Opinion
Andy Samberg's imitation of Marky Mark as Barky Bark is vastly more amusing than Wahlberg's latest action vehicle.
Michael Sragow - Baltimore Sun
It is stylish, slick, loud and empty as the producers wanted it to be.
Paul Byrnes - Sydney Morning Herald
Director John Moore pays homage to the video game by pushing the slo-mo button during action sequences in a fashion that would make John Woo weep tears of sorrow. He's not the only one.
Glenn Whipp - Los Angeles Daily News
There simply has yet to be a decent film adapted from a video game. Why studios persist is a testament to the lobotomised throngs who encourage them by paying to see this type of gleet.
Jarrod Walker - FILMINK (Australia)
It boasts a stylish surface, but there's nothing new beneath it.
Scott Von Doviak - Fort Worth Star-Telegram
It's stylishly directed by John Moore, and his actors don't embarrass themselves, despite the iffy premise.
Jason Heck - Kansas City Star
Eventually, Max pieces together a conspiracy, but Max Payne spells it all out so obviously that the densest audience members will put the pieces together at least half an hour before the hero finally does.
Alonso Duralde - MSNBC
Like other video game adaptations there's barely a third dimension to any of the characters, but there's spades of neo-noir mood.
Jason Di Rosso - MovieTime, ABC Radio National
A critic can stay alert through movies that would put elephants into comas, but I doubt most people will stay awake for Max Payne.
Mick LaSalle - San Francisco Chronicle
Scott Von Doviak - Fort Worth Star-Telegram/DFW.com
The movie is styled to death %u2014 it's hyper film noir without the philosophical resonance %u2014 and it's certainly something to see.
Kurt Loder - MTV
A big reason why videogame-to-movie adaptations are currently batting .000 is that filmmakers work so hard at recreating a game's look that they ignore the obvious problem of assembling a bunch of lame cutscenes into a story.
Scott Tobias - AV Club
The film should have been about Payne getting addicted to drugs, having a good heart, but doing really bad things to search for the man who murdered his family--not this mess.
Jeff Bayer - The Scorecard Review
85 minutes long, rated PG-13, released by Fox, directed by John Moore, and a screenplay based on a video game. That's a recipe for disaster.
Brian Orndorf - BrianOrndorf.com
Unable to really turn chilly menace into tough, action-packed fun.
Matt Pais - Metromix.com
... the resonance of the mythic imagery and potential of the premise creates a fascinating film in the margins of the pulp story in the foreground.
Sean Axmaker - Seanax.com
This noisy, dull, structurally messy adaptation of the popular videogame is a step down in the blossoming career of the gifted actor Mark Wahlberg.
Emanuel Levy - EmanuelLevy.Com
It's a one-dimensional detective noir rather than an exciting shoot-em-up.
Eric D. Snider - EricDSnider.com
Max Payne joins Fox's steadily increasing roster of entirely ineffective action pictures, alongside such underwhelming disappointments as Hitman and Live Free or Die Hard...
David Nusair - Reel Film Reviews
A big nothing, not even hokey enough to watch for the sake of laughing at it.
Katey Rich - CinemaBlend.com
nothing we haven't seen before
Bill Gibron - Filmcritic.com
This action saga is driven into unintentionally self-parodic territory only a seven-year-old boy could reasonably stomach.
Nick Schager - Slant Magazine
The movie's excellent design and mood almost -- almost -- outweigh the stupid story.
Jeffrey M. Anderson - Combustible Celluloid
The film's best line sums up my feelings on it perfectly "Stay away from Max Payne." But they probably don't mean it the same way I do, huh?
Jeffrey Lyles - Gazette (MD)
No one actually cares if the story adds up in a movie based on a video game. Audiences expect to have their nerve endings stimulated (or frayed), as they will be by the aggressive, bass-heavy sound mix.
Hank Sartin - Time Out New York
I never trust a film in which the protagonists have conversations or even arguments in the pouring rain -- without umbrellas.
Andrew L. Urban - Urban Cinefile
There are guns blazing, mysterious winged creatures, a symbolic tattoo, an elusive blue elixir, an unresolved murder and big stunts, yet Max Payne is surprisingly lacklustre.
Louise Keller - Urban Cinefile