Piranha 3D Review

"The Previews Said Jaws. The Actual Movie Was Not; 85% Porn & 15% Action."

It was basically porn with killer piranhas. Amazing, it's another movie like The Ruins. The previews showed that it would be something like Jaws, with lots of action & huge piranhas ripping people apart. Blood. Gore. The movie was more like every other movie in that category. Minor action; major nudity/sex. Zero plot. Always "Spring Break" with stupid girls running around, fake breasts falling out of their bikinis, & screaming in terror. Ridiculous.

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