A tortured talkfest with a premise far less ripe than its title.
John Anderson - Variety
Turgid and pointless.
Stephen Farber - Hollywood Reporter
Despite an attractive cast and a few nice moments, Sex and Breakfast is just not that exciting.
Kevin Crust - Los Angeles Times
Jenny Peters - Hollywood.com
The only thing shameful about Sex and Breakfast is its unwillingness to get really shameful.
Karina Longworth - SpoutBlog
And lest you're curious about the title: There is actually more time given to breakfast in the film than to sex.
Christopher Null - Filmcritic.com
The four restless young bedfellows talk lots and communicate little in trite and stagy digressions; even when they strip off their shirts, they're still emotionally clothed.
Amy Nicholson - I.E. Weekly
Don't be duped by the steamy-sounding premise, for this dud manages to turn the prospect of swinging into a dull and decidedly antiseptic affair.
Kam Williams - NewsBlaze
Suffering from what could be called Garden State syndrome, Sex and Breakfast demands that we empathize with the anguish of straight, white, financially privileged young people and their significantly hot significant others.
Sam Sweet - L.A. Weekly
Along with his insights into love and tedium, writer-director Miles Brandman makes sure that a lot of mopey mumbling and guitar-strumming fills the soundtrack.
Bob Strauss - Los Angeles Daily News
What's interesting about the movie are its interests, which are the funny, insightful, curious preoccupations of the young, which is to say they're about sex and sexuality.
Tim Cogshell - Boxoffice Magazine