A rock 'n roll vampire spoof about a down and out band, The Winners, who will do anything for a record deal. When their disgruntled manager tells them that they are getting "long in the tooth," he doesn't know that his words are truly prophetic. During a road trip, their humdrum image radically changes when Jennifer, the bass player, disappears one night with a hip vampire. She emerges with a sexually charged charisma that drives the audiences wild.
As the band members succumb, one by one, to blood lust, their "gimmick" launches them into the limelight. Following an incident on a national radio show with "Rock 'n Roger," they hit mega-stardom beyond their wildest dreams. Joey, the lead singer, is haunted by an eerie bartender, who turns out to be much more. Meanwhile, legendary vampire hunter, Eddie Van Helsing, is tracking them down, despite his fear of the dark. When a veteran music producer calls them on becoming a vampire freak show, they begin to realize that fame is not what it's cracked up to be.