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Superhero Movie Review

“Easily, The Worst Movie Of The Year!”

July 9th, 2008

I almost saw this trash in the theater. I thank God I didn't. The humor is not even close to funny.

This is a terrible movie that I question why it was made. Anyone who laughs at this... I pitty you (except Vampire2000).

Of course every elemt of this movie sucks because the director and writer couldn't even come up with stuff that will make you laugh.

I can't believe I gave $4.61 (the rental fee) to this movie for them to make a sequel. I sure hope they don't. I didn't just waste money, but 75 minuets of my life. Thankfully it was shorter than the average movie. I couldn't take it any longer.

Even if you like the Scary Movie franchise, you will not like this. I like Scary Movie 3 and 4, not Superhero Movie.

You MIGHT laugh at a few parts, but overall, you will find this lame and insulting. You will sit there (if you don't turn it off) and stare at the screen and wonder "Was that part suppose to be funny?" Here's the answere- It was suppose to be funny, but it wasn't.

Not a very good movie to watch with your date, either, because this will embarras the crap out of the male gender.

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  • catwoman • 7 years ago

    ok. lol

    I wish i could edit this review. stupid spelling errors.

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    • hackx9 • 7 years ago

      its to Vamp,Crypt

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      • catwoman • 7 years ago

        lol. glad to hear that, WAM.com

        ok, Hack

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        • hackx9 • 7 years ago

          this movie sucks,check out my Disaster Movie review

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          • wildaboutmovies-com • 7 years ago

            easily, i agree with you.

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            • slysnide • 7 years ago

              #4 I thought was pushing it a bit too much since they weren't really spoofing horror movies. "War Of The Worlds" was sci-fi action/terror, but wasn't scary. And "The Village" was more of a romantic period piece than it was a horror film. The "Saw" franchise wasn't focused on that much, and "The Grudge" was stupid to spoof since it was nearly the same as "The Ring" in regards to having pale white Asian children as something scary. (ok, Ring girl wasn't Asian, but there was a 2nd movie with one like that). Plus, "The Ring" spoof was better than "The Grudge" spoof. But then again, I've never seen "The Grudge," so I guess I can't criticize the spoof, but when comparing the 2 spoofs, then "The Grudge" was definitely worse.

              #3 was pushing it as well since "Signs" wasn't really a horror movie either. It was just a creepy mystery with a few comedic moments in it. And I thought that "The Ring" was THE MOST overrated horror film of the year. Not scary, not funny, not creepy. Just stupid. But the 3rd film was FAR better than "Scary Movie 4."

              #2 spoofed "The Haunting" (which works), "Poltergeist" (which also works, despite that it was a bad film), several random nods to Stephen King, and kinda played off of "Rocky Horror" by casting Tim Curry in the Liam Nieson role in "The Haunting," and making him a bit creepy too, just like Frankenfurter. Plus, the film took place in a creepy mansion, like in "Rocky Horror." And there was also "The Exorcist" spoof in the beginning, but that too wasn't a scary movie, so it didn't really fit for me, but it was a good prelude scene nonetheless. And I don't know if the butler with the retarded hand references any specific role, but the butler himself (played brilliantly by Chris Elliot) was a nod to every butler in these creepy haunted house movies. And that's generally what the film spoofed too. The haunted house genre.

              #1 spoofed bad '90s horror films. Or at least one of them was bad. Being "I Know What You Did Last Summer," which not only made no sense (as Bobby said), but it for some odd reason became some kinda phenomenon that people talked about enough to get into the culture for it to be worth spoofing. "Scream" however was the basic plot of the film, and I see that as more of a mystery/thriller rather than a horror flick. It's a shame that there were only a couple scant references to the "Halloween" franchise, which is why I believe that a 5th film that spoofed that, and the "Texas Chainsaw" franchise would be worth watching. Cuz not all of these HAVE to be concurrent with the culture. Though technically, that's what these are: mockeries of pop culture's horror films. And there was also a brief spoof of "The Blair Witch Project" which was as funny as the movie itself, cuz that film sucked ass, as some of you may know from my review of that film.

              Overall, if they're gonna return to the "Movie" franchise with the same 2 writers of the original "Scary Movie," then PLEASE!!!!!!! Return to the horror spoofs!!!! Not this BS which isn't as funny or worth spoofing!!!!!!!!

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              • constantine • 7 years ago

                Motherf*ck! This movie waste of time, as all are!

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                • catwoman • 7 years ago

                  I like Scary Movie 3 and 4 NOT 1 AND 2. No comedies with loads of sex jokes, like this.

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                  • blizzzard • 7 years ago

                    So do you like the Scary movie franchise but don't like this movie or do you not like all the movies they make all togethe.

                    The BlizZzard

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                    • radimus-83 • 7 years ago

                      scary movie was f*cking great! scary movie 2 was just ok, ... best bit by far was the start with James Woods as the priest taking a sh*t! HAHAHAHAHA, i loved that bit, really took me by surprise!

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                      • slysnide • 7 years ago

                        Sounds like it sucks big time, as expected. They should stop branching off into the separate genres for these things, and just either 1) end it completely, or 2) revisit the "Scary Movie" series since those films ring true as being still worth mocking since lots of today's horror flicks suck ass. But the same can't be said for all the genre's they try to go into. They need to stop this.

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                        • radimus-83 • 7 years ago

                          f*ck yeah, i hear ya cryptkeeper, i also put up a review for this. you should check it out!

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                          • vampire2000 • 7 years ago

                            Great review. Although I'm still gonna go see it.

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                            • director-marc-p • 7 years ago

                              Really, dammm. I thought scary movie 2 was amazing and i thought this would be okay. (They went down hill ever since they stopped swearing). Oh well good thing i'm bringing out a horror/comedy soon.

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                              • catwoman • 7 years ago

                                Thats true. ill edit that later.

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                                • timmy • 7 years ago

                                  One of the? lets try..... Worst movie ever.

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