“(One Big Pile Of A Mess)”
“Prepare To Be Mind Blown”
“Good Work, Zombie Hand.”
“Great Movie But Just Got Stuck In The Woods Pursuing It's Goal”
“'The Cabin In The Woods' Is A Must-see And A True Gem For Horror Fanatics.”
“A Thorough Meta Joke Featuring Plenty Of Laughs, A Couple Satisfying Twists, And A Critical Bent”
“Let Me Put It This Way. I Paid 13.25 To See Wrath Of The Titans And It Was Worth Every Penny. This Movie Wasn't Even Worth Dollar Theater Admission.”
“The Clichés And Usual Charade Of Horror Is Not Merely Regurgitated And Spat Out And Crafted More Informally Here In Cabin In The Woods, A Film That Is One Big Spoiler On Its Own A Film In The Whole That Is Both Baffling, Ridiculously Odd, Bizarre, But Un”
“The Cabin In The Woods Is Predictable And Contrived, Yet It's Still Fun And Entertaining All At The Same Time. It's Not Worth All The Hype It's Receiving, But It's Still Worth A One-time Watch.”
“Perfectly Written, Completely Original, And Pretty Funny. Cabin In The Woods Is Needless To Say One Of Best Films I Have Ever Seen, A Movie With Such Depth And A Horror Film This Smart? That Has A Plot And Completely Unpredictable. I Must Be Dreaming.”
“Let's Get This Party Started!”
“Outstanding And It Does In Fact Change The Genre We Have Known As "horror"”
“Minney Mouse Is A Great Supporting Female Role In This Comedy.”
“Note To Self: Make Sure To At Least Make One Movie With Joss Whedon”
“Enormously Fun, Playful And Scary”
Even when all hell breaks loose, that hell is cushioned by air quotes, with the audience buckled up for benign, heady fun.
Lisa Schwarzbaum - Entertainment Weekly
- New York Times
There is a scholarly, nerdy, completist sensibility at work here that is impressive until it becomes exhausting.
A.O. Scott - New York Times
The Cabin in the Woods is a shrewd, ingenious look at the programmatic elements of the genre, a satire that is also a lenient celebration, and it could wind up being a set text in any MA course in horror.
Peter Bradshaw - Guardian [UK]
Though there are plot holes in the elaborately concocted scenarios, The Cabin in the Woods gets points for the twists and turns that come along with its sly wickedness.
Claudia Puig - USA Today
A pulpy, deceivingly insightful send-up of horror movies that elicits just as many knowing chuckles as horrified gasps.
Ann Hornaday - Washington Post
Let's just say that if you like smartly twisted spins on worn-out horror cliches and if you have a strong stomach for flying body parts, put down the newspaper/laptop and go - we'll talk later.
Ty Burr - Boston Globe
More than anything else, Cabin feels like the endgame of so-called fanboy culture in the way in which it is first and foremost about itself, interested only in a fundamental adherence to rules of its own devising and fenced off from the world at large.
Mark Olsen - Village Voice
Aaron Hillis - Village Voice
Not all of the twists work, but most are self-knowing enough to keep you guessing until its (literally) groundbreaking conclusion.
Joe Neumaier - New York Daily News
Zest counts for a lot, and resonance carries the day.
Joe Morgenstern - Wall Street Journal
You needn't be a fanboy to enjoy the moment when the ride really takes off and the spectacle flowers. A scary imagination will do just fine.
Chris Vognar - Dallas Morning News
And you thought you were just headed for a weekend getaway.
Lisa Kennedy - Denver Post
What the movie finally is, then, is a diversion: a reasonably smart and exceptionally well-constructed one. And nothing more.
Glenn Kenny - MSN Movies
Is it scary? Not especially. But there are enough gory surprises around every bend to keep you laughing/screaming/cringing.
David Edelstein - New York Magazine
This is not a perfect movie; it's so ragged, it's practically constructed of loose ends. But it's exciting because it ventures so far off the map.
Roger Ebert - Chicago Sun-Times
Whedon and Goddard bake their cake and eat it too.
Michael Phillips - Chicago Tribune
The climactic one-two punch of special-effects chaos and meta-movie chin stroking should have the fanboys trembling with delight.
J. R. Jones - Chicago Reader
Mind blown, hair on fire. Seeing "The Cabin in the Woods" set a new personal benchmark for fiendishly creative takes on genre entertainment.
Colin Covert - Minneapolis Star Tribune
If you like nutty energy, wacky ideas, crisp dialogue and scary, bloody, gory, grotesque and twisted movies - man, are you going to have a blast this weekend.
Tom Long - Detroit News
"The Cabin in the Woods" is a fantastic poke in the eye of our horror-movie expectations.
Bill Goodykoontz - Arizona Republic
An entire row of what they call "fanboys" at the screening I attended laughed all the way through the movie, although I failed to see anything remotely amusing.
Rex Reed - New York Observer
Not since Scream has a horror movie subverted the expectations that accompany the genre to such wicked effect as The Cabin in the Woods.
Peter Debruge - Variety
Dennis Harvey - Variety
Movies that mean to deconstruct movies seem to be made solely by and for cinema vampires, those ghost-faced geeks whose pallor is rarely challenged by exposure to the sun.
Kyle Smith - New York Post
To say that TheCabin in the Woods isn't your average horror movie is like observing that King Kong isn't your average ape.
Peter Howell - Toronto Star
The idea is to set up a movie we've seen a hundred times before, and then to rearrange it into something new and deliriously satisfying.
Eric D. Snider - Film.com
Cabin is a meta-horror-comedy mash-up that, at least for two-thirds of its running time, holds together smartly.
- Globe and Mail
Liam Lacey - Globe and Mail
Quite a bit of it is great, and most of it works, and the stuff that clicks is outrageously entertaining and funny, sometimes with surprising depth.
Andrew O'Hehir - Salon.com
I thoroughly enjoyed this movie's gory silliness, but I have the feeling it may be overpraised for infusing a modicum of wit into a genre that usually demonstrates so little.
Dana Stevens - Slate
The movie invigorates the genre, which is a rare and welcome thing.
James Berardinelli - ReelViews
As Goddard and Whedon jump back and forth, the pieces snap into place; then just when you think you've got it all figured out, they throw something else at you.
Christy Lemire - Associated Press
Cabin goes beyond the parody of the Scream franchise into darker, richer territory.
Mary F. Pols - TIME Magazine
If it's true that you always kill the thing you love, then horror honchos Joss Whedon and Drew Goddard have taken an ax to slasher cinema in The Cabin in the Woods and chopped it up for kindling.
Peter Travers - Rolling Stone
All the actors do a decent job with whatever is thrown at them - usually sharp objects.
Betsy Sharkey - Los Angeles Times
The Cabin in the Woods is crammed with so many twists and turns that the mere thought of reviewing it and ruining the fun for others is scary in and of itself.
Steve Newton - Georgia Straight
Mark R. Leeper - rec.arts.movies.reviews
Whedon's and Goddard's screenplay reads like both a love letter to horror movies and a good-natured treatise on what's wrong with them.
Mark H. Harris - About.com
Taking a leaf out of Scream director Wes Craven's book, Joss Whedon both uses and skewers horror film cliches for this enjoyable tongue-in-cheek slasher.
Andy Lea - Daily Star
In a year that's looking to have a very strong lineup of horror and genre movies, it's very likely that The Cabin in the Woods will come out the king of the hill.
Noah Lee - Film Threat
The Cabin in the Woods is a quick-witted, mind-bending fright fest. A truly rare and original horror film.
Justin Craig - FoxNews.com
It's not often you can really get a new twist in genre, but this horror movie actually managed to rewrite its own rules thanks to an underlying nihilist sensibility and a fearless approach to formula.
Katherine Monk - Montreal Gazette
One hottie, one cutie, one stoner, one jock and one intellectual go to a remote cabin in the woods. If this sounds like a setup for a joke, well, it kind of is.
John Serba - Flint Journal
Would you like your head thoroughly messed with? Then check straight into The Cabin in the Woods.
Anthony Quinn - Independent
Like Scream before it, the film is a simultaneous dissection and celebration of all the tropes to which it pays homage, while also managing to be a superb example of the genre in its own right.
Dan Kaufman - Paste Magazine
The result is a film that might be too smart for its own good, a piece of meta-fiction that's all meta. The Cabin in the Woods isn't trying to scare us as much as it's trying to enlighten us about being scared, then settles for amusing us about it.
Jay Stone - Canada.com
The Cabin in the Woods is a horror movie about horror movies. Except not really. It's a horror movie about what horror movies do for us, about why narratives of horror mean something to us.
W. Scott Poole - PopMatters
The Cabin in the Woods manages to throw the horror and comedy genres into a blender, and the result is a delicious product that's ridiculously fun and warrants watching at least once.
Gregg Katzman - UGO
The best movie of the year so far.
Ali Gray - TheShiznit.co.uk
The pleasure in The Cabin in the Woods comes from its audacious tuggings-away of the dramatic rug under your feet.
Jonathan Romney - Independent
A fiendishly clever genre Rubik's Cube that demonstrates, if nothing else, how much Fangoria fare benefits from the wicked wit of a real writer.
A.A. Dowd - Time Out Chicago
Whedon refuses to keep the cliches entirely intact. In keeping with the overall theme, nothing is entirely what it seems, and nobody is entirely who they seem.
Joe Gross - Austin American-Statesman
One of the best movies of 2012 so far, in any genre.
Tom Charity - CNN.com
By the time the ride is over, director Drew Goddard and co-writers Goddard and Joss Whedon will change course three or four times, nodding and winking but never losing momentum.
Peter Hartlaub - San Francisco Chronicle
The Cabin in the Woods is a fiendishly clever, constantly imaginative horror thriller that keeps springing new surprises on the audience right up until the end credits.
Jack Rodgers - TV Guide's Movie Guide
While this film is not for everyone -- those who like their slasher film cliches without irony shouldn't bother -- anyone who likes brains to go with their blood are bound to appreciate what Whedon and Goddard have conjured.
Kirk Baird - Toledo Blade
It's all great fun until the ending, which feels a little too safe, simple and silly to what had otherwise been an enjoyably twisted horror film.
Jeffrey Lyles - Lyles' Movie Files
One part horror film, and one part comedy with a hint of self reflection on a genre lacking challenging concepts.
Felix Vasquez Jr. - Cinema Crazed
The Cabin in the Woods is both chilling and cackle-inspiring. Most significantly, it's consistently surprising, and that alone is cause for recommendation in the age of endless reboots and the non-stop barrage of demonic possession movies.
Simon Miraudo - Quickflix
Just take my word on it, this film rocks. If you are disillusioned with the state of modern horror (and you should be) this is just the shot in the arm the genre has needed.
Adam Ross - The Aristocrat
A surprisingly entertaining effort that works because it strikes a smart balance - embracing as well as rejecting viewer expectations and knowledge of the horror genre.
Ben Kendrick - ScreenRant
The Cabin in the Woods is nothing short of brilliant.
R. L. Shaffer - IGN DVD
This is a must-buy Blu-Ray. The Cabin in the Woods is an excellent movie, it looks and sounds great, and there are plenty of informative bonus features. Highly recommended.
Jonathan Lack - We Got This Covered
What I can definitely tell you, without giving away any of its secrets, is that Cabin In The Woods is going to be a pleasant surprise for just about everyone.
Amy Curtis - We Got This Covered
Joss Whedon and Drew Goddard have gone all out to revitalize [the horror genre] with their brilliant take on an old tale.
Jeff Beck - Examiner.com
The most maniacal monster movie ever created.
Erick Weber - NECN
An instant classic, endlessly clever and thrilling, and well worth the wait.
William Bibbiani - CraveOnline
Playing on the cliches of the genre, the film avoids being a straight-out spoof by building to a satisfying, over-the-top climax.
Jim Schembri - 3AW
The Cabin in the Woods does for horror what Annie Hall did for the romantic comedy.
Blake Howard - 2UE That Movie Show
The Cabin in the Woods is smart, savage fun written by fans for fans.
Simon Foster - sbs.com.au
- Sight and Sound
A bloody open love letter to the horror genre that's funny, scary, and thought provoking. One of the best films of 2012.
Cameron Williams - The Popcorn Junkie
Witty, scary and wickedly entertaining, The Cabin in the Woods takes on and savages the biggest monster in the horror genre: caricature.
Matthew Pejkovic - Matt's Movie Reviews
I personally wouldn't consider it a game-changer but The Cabin In The Woods kept me on my toes and has many interesting elements.
Matthew Toomey - ABC Radio Brisbane
Unflinching as it is unconventional, this gory composite of multiple genres also might be the first thinking man's slasher film.
Bruce Bennett - Spectrum (St. George, Utah)
A mind-blowing horror-show cocktail of gods, movie monsters and mythology.
Neil Pond - American Profile
What's not to like? Horror fans with a brain will dig the clever script. The gore is there along with a true sense of concern for the victims. If only all horror films could be like "The Cabin in the Woods."
Paul Chambers - CNNRadio
A smart, and occasionally daring, homage to horror movies that both satirizes the genre and brings new life to it.
Sean Means - Salt Lake Tribune
Some fans may not cotton to its over-the-top evisceration and reanimation of genre history, but I found it exhilarating, like one of those special-issue comic-book splash panels in which the artist tries to squeeze in as many superheroes as possible.
John Beifuss - Commercial Appeal (Memphis, TN)
Whedon & Co. obviously have more fun with this genre than most people.
Kelly Vance - East Bay Express
This horror-reality movie is extremely well-crafted. It has some humor to go with all the mayhem and the story keeps you guessing for a while.
Robert Roten - Laramie Movie Scope
The Cabin in the Woods revisits the formula that lets viewers feel superior (in terms of knowledge) and also anxious (because of that knowledge).
Cynthia Fuchs - PopMatters
It's hard to overlook the transition from smart to smart-assed and the dispensation of credibility for a weightlessly nihilistic punchline.
Rob Humanick - Projection Booth
I won't be so bold as to declare 'The Cabin in the Woods' the Best Horror Movie Ever Made, but it is sort of the ultimate expression of the genre. 'Genius' is a word I'm toying with.
Greg Maki - Star-Democrat (Easton, MD)
... dumbass slasher-movie hokum ...
Jim Lane - Sacramento News & Review
Veteran writer Joss Whedon and first-time director Drew Goddard deconstruct the horror genre like never before.
Jeffrey M. Anderson - Common Sense Media
Unless you're a Whedon buff, wait for DVD.
Staci Layne Wilson - Horror.com
Mark Kermode - BBC Radio Five Live
Goddard and Whedon clearly achieve exactly what they set out to do, even if it is just as clearly not in line with the mass audience's expectations.
Michael Dequina - TheMovieReport.com
All the meticulous buildup leads to a hugely satisfying payoff. Despite all its ironic detachment, it has tons of laughs, some truly jaw-dropping moments, and a couple scenes of unexpected poignancy that make it more than a parody movie.
Eric Melin - Scene-Stealers.com
Clever enough stuff until the computer generated monsters run amok.
Boo Allen - Denton Record Chronicle (TX)
...enough unemployed characters from Whedon's failed series Dollhouse to staff every Abercrombie & Fitch in Beverly Hills.
Mark Ramsey - MovieJuice!
Not for the nervous, and possibly not for the novice horror aficionado, 'The Cabin in the Woods' is gory good fun that could easily be spoiled if I go into too much detail ... which I refuse to do.
Linda Cook - KWQC-TV (Iowa)
Linda Cook - Quad City Times (Davenport, IA)
A work of genius.
Jeffrey M. Anderson - Combustible Celluloid
A fun puzzle movie.
Bob Grimm - Reno News and Review
really just another instalment in the live-action Scooby-Doo franchise
Walter Chaw - Film Freak Central
An absolute delight; though I will not vouch for the delight apt to be received by those not well-versed in the genre it so playfully references and mocks.
Tim Brayton - Antagony & Ecstasy
Quirky and fun but not as great as it thinks it is.
Jackie K. Cooper - jackiekcooper.com
The Cabin in the Woods is the closest anyone's ever likely to get to a lighthearted stoner version of Michael Haneke's Funny Games.
Margot Harrison - Seven Days
like a senior thesis about the modern horror genre masquerading as a movie
James Kendrick - Q Network Film Desk
Cabin in the Wood has a lot of fun with the conventions of straight-ahead schlock.
Kim Newman - Sight and Sound
This may be the most creative American horror film in decades.
Mark R. Leeper - Mark Leeper's Reviews
The first movie in a genre often known for its meathead simplicity, that's nearly undone by the scale of its ambition.
Ed Whitfield - The Ooh Tray
What follows is what could be described as a clever and wildly fun deconstruction and reassembly of the standard Hollywood horror flick.
Beth Accomando - KPBS.org
Keep your brain working while you watch this movie.
Matt Singer - ScreenCrush
It's a horror movie about horror movies; it destroys horror movies, too.
Rob Gonsalves - eFilmCritic.com
It aims to play fast and loose with the splatter formula.
Dennis Schwartz - Ozus' World Movie Reviews
Meta musings leave this reviewer cold
Robert Denerstein - Movie Habit
Highly recommended for fright fans interested in a more cerebral brand of bloodletting.
Kam Williams - AALBC.com
Toes the line between parody and deconstruction, but it transcends its subject matter rather than just subverting or co-opting it.
Eugene Novikov - Film Blather
Utterly novel and audacious, The Cabin in the Woods completely rewrites the scary movie as we know it. Intelligent, imaginative and too much fun, it redefines and sets a new standard for the horror movies that will come after it.
Diva Velez - TheDivaReview.com
What do you do when a genre has completely played itself out? You reinvent it one last time and let all hell break loose.
Kevin A. Ranson - MovieCrypt.com
A smart and fun horror film
Marty Mapes - Movie Habit
Do you remember what it was like to have fun [with] horror movies? I do...and so does the film.
Widgett Walls - Needcoffee.com
The Cabin in the Woods cooks up angles from every possible cliche horror film, pops them into the oven, peppers to taste and - presto - an original recipe.
Gary Wolcott - Tri-City Herald
In the end, is "Cabin" much more than Whedon and Goddard flexing muscles in mental masturbation? Not really. But watching them pull it off is worth a couple of tickets to their gun show. After all, as one character says, it is cooler with a Merman.
Nick Rogers - Suite101.com
- Austin Chronicle
Equal parts "Hatchet" and "Hunger Games," "The Cabin in the Woods" is a successful mix of horror and science fiction.
Jonathan W. Hickman - Daily Film Fix
To reveal anything more about this film would be criminal.
Matt Brunson - Creative Loafing
A forceful, funny, frightening and ingenious horror flick.
Philip French - Observer [UK]
This movie borrows elements from several genres, throws the concoction into a blender and what comes out is a dish that is edible, but too soggy to enjoy. Too hipster and meta for its own good.
Michelle Alexandria - Eclipse Magazine
While I feel the movie cuts to the chase a little too soon, possibly due to budget constraints, it's one heck of an entertaining ride.
Fr. Chris Carpenter - Movie Dearest
The script is inspired, the direction is sprightly, and the third act does not falter. And everything you need to know is in the title. Well, almost everything.
Norman Wilner - NOW Toronto
The less you know, the more you'll enjoy it, and we're not going to spoil it for you. That's what the Internet's for.
Matt Soergel - Florida Times-Union
But it's not so much the "why" as it is the "how," and I personally found the payoff quite satisfying.
Pete Vonder Haar - Houston Press
Everything about "The Cabin in the Woods" is a delicious practical joke...
Rafer Guzman - Newsday
For all of its many intellectual pleasures, and smart commentary, Cabin in the Woods is a visceral roller coaster of a movie at heart. And like the best thrill rides, when it's over, you just want to get back on and go again.
Ian Buckwalter - NPR
It's fun and gives this genre a new twist.
Neil Rosen - NY1-TV
Analyzing Cabin in the Woods after the fact is in some ways more satisfying than actually watching the movie itself.
Ethan Alter - Television Without Pity
This Cabin may not be the Parthenon, but it's definitely a place to worship the gods of horror.
Marjorie Baumgarten - Austin Chronicle
This is a movie that's worth seeing... for the clever story, for the hype. And the less you say about it to your friends, the better... just convince them to go with you.
Kevin Carr - 7M Pictures
It's pretty clear from The Cabin in the Woods that co-writers Joss Whedon and Drew Goddard love horror movies almost as much as they are annoyed by them.
Mathew DeKinder - St. Louis Post-Dispatch
A genre-bending concoction of horror, action and comedy -- a big ball of Evil Dead, Scream, Matrix, The Hunger Games, Scooby Doo, Zombieland, and a lot of season 4 of Buffy.
Todd Hertz - Christianity Today
Everybody likes to be in on an inside joke, but so many horror films have hopped onto the bandwagon of self-awareness that the joke itself may be getting tired. If anyone could reinvigorate the concept, it's Joss Whedon and Drew Goddard...
Leonard Maltin - Leonard Maltin's Picks
Whedon slays again with a triple onslaught of horror, humor & sci-fi. Forget about staying away from the cabin; rather, stay away from all the spoilers. Just go and see for yourself.
Kimberly Gadette - Doddle
"The Cabin in the Woods" gets at the story underneath the story, and the reason behind the cliches.
Stephen Whitty - Newark Star-Ledger
May be the strangest, yet, oddly compelling movie you will ever see in your life.
Willie Waffle - WaffleMovies.com
Most horror movies adhere to genre conventions, subvert them or spoof them. Producer Joss Whedon and director Drew Goddard, who wrote the screenplay together, do all three at top speed.
Lawrence Toppman - Charlotte Observer
It's funny and witty at times, and it has some decent jolts here and there. (Full Content Review for Parents also available)
Jim Judy - Screen It!
This movie has its tongue so firmly in its cheek, it's poking through and making a really nasty hole.
James Verniere - Boston Herald
It doesn't always work and it's rarely scary, but damn if it isn't entertaining as hell ... But Goddard and Whedon are striving for something more than just spectacle for spectacle's sake, and that's where they stumble.
Jeff Meyers - Metro Times (Detroit, MI)
The film deserves credit for trying something original and having the courage to follow through on its vision.
Todd Jorgenson - Cinemalogue.com
Dave White - Movies.com
This movie might look like a scream-fest from the outside, but what you get on the inside is a very clever and extremely funny pseudo-scarer.
Danny Minton - Fort Bend Sun
The Cabin In The Woods has some big laughs and lashings of gore...
- Liverpool Echo
The expected happens, but with a twist.
Peter Keough - Boston Phoenix
A twisty puzzle, as promised by the Rubic's Cube cabin on the film's poster, this blood feast has gore galore to satiate your thirst.
Matt Stevens - E! Online
It looks as if the film has an ambition to do for horror cinema what the Book of Revelations did for Christianity.
Donald Clarke - Irish Times