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“"The Most Disappointing Thing Rob Zombie Has Ever Created."”
“Rob Zombie Delivers Another Crash And Burn”
“... In Complete Seriousness, I Felt As Though I Was Watching Rob Zombie By Way Of TIM AND ERIC AWESOME SHOW GREAT JOB! ...”
“Gratuitous And Sacrilegious Filmmaking Of The Worst Kind.”
...imbued with ambiance.
Staci Layne Wilson - Inside Horror
A decent homage to Dario Argento that's gradually undone by some plainly sloppy storytelling.
Scott Weinberg - FEARnet
A surreal experience that will no doubt polarize, The Lords of Salem feels more like a bad LSD trip than a cohesive horror movie.
Amy Curtis - We Got This Covered
One alluring thing about Zombie is that it's hard to know how much of all this is a put-on. I spent a lot of time squinting at it, which is more fun than being bored.
Eugene Novikov - Film Blather
Zombie has a vision and you assume in his mind it all adds up to something very dark, deep and meaningful, but that meaning been lost in translation and the film comes across as vague and confused.
Henry Northmore - The List
Bug nuts insane. If you're into some weird shit, this is one you can't miss.
Chris Bumbray - JoBlo's Movie Emporium
'The Lords of Salem' could only be recommended as background visuals as your jamming to old school White Zombie.
Brad Miska - Bloody Disgusting