2008 August Movies

Comedy Central Roast of Bob Saget

    • Unrated
    • 90 min
    • Comedy
    Confessions of an Ex-Doofus Itchy Footed Mutha

    Confessions of an Ex-Doofus Itchy Footed Mutha

    • 25%
    • Unrated
    • 99 min
    • Adventure

    A semi-autobiographical story about an adventurer whose journeys take him from Harlem to the high seas and back again.

    Control Alt Delete

    Control Alt Delete

      • R
      • 93 min
      • Comedy

      It's 1999 and lovable computer geek Lewis Henderson is dumped by his longtime girlfriend Sarah. So he does what any young urban slacker would: work less and beat off more to internet porn. But with the added pressures of his buggy Y2K software and repeated romantic rejection, Lewis discovers that the website images no longer turn him on... and thus begins his strangely satisfying sexual relationship with the machine itself. Ah, but all honeymoons must end and Lewis' eye starts to wander from his dependable home desktop. His desire for newer, sexier models grows until he finds himself lovin' neighbors' laptops and copulating with co-worker's CPUs. When his boss, Angela, vows to identify the "computer rapist", Lewis tries to throw off suspicion by dating the company's mousey receptionist, Jane. But there's more to Jane than meets the eye - with the new millennium fast-approaching and a massive motherboard calling, now he has to choose between his freaky fetish and the challenge of real love. Or does he? CONTROL ALT DELETE is a moody romantic comedy exploring fetishism, addiction and love in the information age. As our hero Lewis struggles to integrate his public and private personas, he realizes he may not be the only one harboring a dirty little secret.

      - Written by

      Anonymous

      Crooked Business

      Crooked Business

        • Unrated
        • 95 min
        • Comedy

        Sharp witted and street smart, small time hustler Elmo and his mate, Stand Up Stevie, are just trying to earn an easy buck. Life is great until Stevie gets in way over his neck selling a dodgy watch to the wrong people.

        CrossBones

        CrossBones

          • R
          • 88 min
          • Action

          An Incredible Treasure. A Terrifying Curse.

          Cthulhu

          Cthulhu

          • 62%
          • R
          • 109 min
          • Drama

          "Cthulhu," a contemporary adaptation of the H.P. Lovecraft mythos focusing on a young gay man who discovers frightening aspects of his father's New Age cult and a dangerous vision of the future.

          Daylight Robbery

          Daylight Robbery

          • 22%
          • Unrated
          • 90 min
          • Crime

          Alex masterminds an ambitious plan to steal millions of untraceable cash that is stacked in the underground vaults of The London Exchange Bank, waiting for its last journey, Incineration. Lucky, Matty, Terry, Chubby, Norman and Jay make up his unlikely gang of robbers. Setting up their alibi, the gang check in for a flight and join in with thousands of England supporters that are part of a mass exodus to The World Cup Tournament in Germany. Instead of passing through to Departure Lounge, the gang head out to the car park, pile into a van and head for Central London where they spectacularly ram raid London Exchange Bank, blocking any exit for those caught up inside. But with an unexpected turn of events, their plan is hampered from the start and they are left with a whole lot more than just a bank robbery to deal with. They have twenty hostages inside and the Police have laid siege to The Bank. There are two and a half hours before their plane leaves, and seventy million pounds in hard cash to steal. A daunting task, even for the most seasoned Blagger! Written by Anonymous

          Detroit Metal City

          Detroit Metal City

            • Unrated
            • 104 min
            • Drama

            Soichi Negishi moved to Tokyo to chase his dream of becoming a musician playing stylish, Swedish-style pop. Instead, he finds himself leading the death metal band Detroit Metal City, or DMC, as the costumed and grotesquely made-up "demon emperor" Johannes Krauser II. Although he hates the role and the things he has to do as a member of the band, he has a definite talent for it. Adapted from the hit Japanese comic book by Kiminori Wakasugi, the movie follows Negishi's antics as he tries to reconcile the two very different sides of his life and find out what it really means to achieve his dream. Written by GO TO DMC

            Dhoondte Reh Jaaoge!

              • Unrated
              • 141 min
              • Comedy

              A hitman, an evil priest, two thieves, college students, et al gather at a hotel to witness the auction of a priceless diamond.

              Domani torno a casa

                • Unrated
                • 87 min
                • War

                Documentary about two children who have been directly affected by wars in their respective countries. Six-year-old Murtaza took a landmine home to play with and it blew up in his hand, a familiar story in Afghanistan where one child is killed or injured every day by unexploded munitions. Fifteen-year-old Yagoub suffers from rheumatic heart disease, which if left untreated is life-threatening. Refugees from Sudan's 20 years of unrest, his family are unable to pay for treatment at the local hospital, giving him little more than six months to live. This moving film follows the stories of these two resilient boys and the efforts of the remarkable Italian NGO Emergency to give them back their futures. (Storyville)