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Hate musicals, but wanna impress the ladies by sounding intellectual? Get cultured by checkin out South Park CO-creator Trey Parker's first film Cannibal: The Musical! FREE! The kind folks at Cinemapop.com have provided an outlet for all those with an undying respect for the deep and meaningful cinema that is Troma! For those of you who don't know, Troma is best known for disturbingly funny gore movies. You know, the kind that suck so much they're cool. Along with "Cannibal" are the classics "The Toxic Avenger" and "Sgt. Kabukiman: NYPD," all streaming straight to your desktop. Not into those kinda movies? Who cares! They're free! Experience the genius here.

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Memento, one of the craziest movies of the year, is coming to DVD! Being released Sept. 4th, anyone fortunate enough to see this quietly successful indie flick about a guy with a chronically short-term memory can now own it in an attempt to figure out what the hell really happened! According to an Entertainment Weekly interview with director Chris Nolan, the DVD may have an option to play the movie from beginning to end (as opposed to the theatrical release which started at the end and progressed backwards). If you loved Fight Club, this one's definitely worth a.....um....a...
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Can't figure out if A.I. sucked or not? Don't waste the energy. Let someone else do the thinking for you! See what L.O.E.'s own reincarnation of Gene Siskel has to say, and use that thinking energy for something useful. Like watching High School kids puke on themselves!

As for me, I'm off to that wonderful place they call the bathroom. ~Steve