‘Sharknado’ Poster Combines Sharks and Tornados!

The Asylum is behind this thriller about a powerful shark-filled tornado that sweeps through Los Angeles.
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‘Sharknado’ Poster Combines Sharks and Tornados!

Over the last few years, horror fans have seen a new sub-genre unfold, featuring bizarre animal combinations such as Sharktopus and Dinoshark. Today, we have word of possibly the most bizarre hybrid yet entitled Sharknado. Yes, it is exactly what you think it is, a tornado made of sharks. Don't believe me? Then check out this poster and see for yourself! The project, produced by The Asylum, is currently seeking buyers at the American Film Market. You can also take a look at the official synopsis below this glorious one-sheet.

Sharknado Poster

When a freak hurricane swamps Los Angeles, thousands of sharks terrorize the waterlogged populace. And when the high-speed winds form tornadoes in the desert, nature's deadliest killer rules water, land, and air.

Sharknado was released July 11th, 2013.

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  • Edzel-Moran-37855476 • 3 years ago

    Dafuq

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    • Luis-Mota • 3 years ago

      This actually looks so sick. Can't wait!

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      • cupid • 3 years ago

        WTF?

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        • rudy • 3 years ago

          Wrong usage of the word "entitled". I am "entitled" to my opinion. You are "entitled" to f*ck up. A movie IS NOT "entitled" Sharknado. It is though, "entitled" to a horrible name, which is Sharknado.

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          • vanboy • 3 years ago

            Ok, what is "trollololollol" supposed to mean in this or any instance? It's as dumb and bad as "pwnd".

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            • Kirly-Roland • 3 years ago

              I will watch this because it's hilariously bad trollololollol

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              • thedude1 • 3 years ago

                @darkdream I love watching these cheap straight to DVD movies. I know they aren't anything special but from time to time I get in the mood for cheesy movies. However I rarely buy these movies on DVD/Blu Ray usually just watch them on Netflix.

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                • darkdream • 3 years ago

                  how are they still making this sh*t...and for one who the f*ck is watching this

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                  • vanboy • 3 years ago

                    Well, that fact that sharks need to keep moving in water for their gills to get air, there will just be piles of rotting fish everywhere once they drop from the tornadoes. Oh wait, this is SyFy. Nevermind.

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                    • vanboy • 3 years ago

                      I think SyFy has officially jumped the shark! Pun intended!

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                      • the-movieghost • 3 years ago

                        @narrator Ah I see. I can't recall when I first came across Ms. Coffee's work, but she is beautiful to look at. Whenever I have the time and focus, I would really like to draw her.

                        But that comment about the poster... *Fry squint* Not sure if serious...

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                        • instead8909 • 3 years ago

                          this looks worse than Mega Shark

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                          • narrator • 3 years ago

                            The complete opposite, @the-movieghost. I'm a HUGE fan of hers. Since I started looking for a redhead to serve as a model for a character I'm writing, I've stumbled upon and loved Susan since last year. I'm just so blown away by this poster, however.

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                            • darksektor1971 • 3 years ago

                              Does this kind of "things", actually have paid writers and directors?...or they buy every sh*t they find in their way?....f*ck!

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                              • SpaceCowboy • 3 years ago

                                *Sharknado comes to SyFy in 2013

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                                • the-movieghost • 3 years ago

                                  @narrator What? Not a fan of Miss Susan?

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                                  • avian005 • 3 years ago

                                    What the ****ing ****?!

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                                    • a7sus4 • 3 years ago

                                      I will watch this because it's retarded.

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                                      • XxNickTheFilmCriticXx • 3 years ago

                                        @narrator -- Talk about speaking in volumes.

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