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Snyder and Orange recently left the following message on Movieweb’s answering machine directly after recording this week’s Soju After Movie...

Orange: I don’t know what just happened. I splashed myself with so much Soju and Hite, I feel like the victim of a drive-by face spanking. The Lords of Soju have taken away my ability to act normal in any given situation. This show is ruining my life. I can’t walk, and I don’t feel right…

Blake: That’s why I drink Coca Cola.

B. Alan: Have another Coke, Jerk! Are they paying you to say that, or what? “I don’t want a Pepsi. It hurts my teeth. Give me a Coca Cola. Boohoo!” F’cking baby.

Blake: We’re supposed to be keeping this clean, B…Guys, I was feeling very present and in the game, unlike our boozed-up friend over here. We’ll make sure they save a seat for Orange at the nearest 12 Step Program. Wont we? Anyway…Thank God for this week. We had the type of show we’ve only dreamed about until now.

B. Alan: Don’t fool the audience, Blake. Much to everyone’s chagrin, I do not die at the end of this episode.

Blake: No, no, no…I mean, We had a fast-paced exciting show that was full of Hollywood gossip. We chatted about Wicker Park, Paparrazi, Vanity Fair and also included Orange’s favorite feature: The Jerks And Dummies segment! Not to mention, we dished some dirt about the screening rooms, press junkets and red carpets that make up the Los Angeles media circus.

Orange: WENDY!!!!!

B: To find out why B. Alan Orange is screaming, and to get the latest about the world of movies, tune into our latest installment, a little fun spot…

B. Alan: An amusement park of shame, really…

Blake: That we like to call Soju After Movie. Hit it, Barry!

B. Alan: Barry? Who the f*ck is Barry?

Blake (singing): So-ju After Movie, we’re So-ju After Movie...

Orange: SHUT UP. For God’s sake. Who told you that you could sing? They are a liar…

Blake: (Ignoring B.) It’s not So Jew, it’s soju...

Orange: WENDY!!! I love you!