Blake Snyder and B. Alan Orange here.

Blake: It's Episode #8 Summer Movie Run-Down Birthday Bash 2004. I'm V—2 Schneider and today is B. Alan Orange's birthday!!

Orange: I'm 21!!

Blake: Finally he can drink legally. Happy Birthday, B. Orange: You're a jerk!!

Blake: And in a celebration of B's birthday, we're doing a special show all about the Summer Movies of 2004!

Orange: I miss summer already! I miss those hot nights with Wendy! No, I don't miss it at all. Fuck you, Summer.

Blake: We also get to talk to one of our many fans on this show who called in to 310-890-5746 between 1:30 and 3:00 PST -- and you can too! So put it on your schedule to call us next week!

Orange: Blake, quit pimping your shit. No one's gonna call and that's the way I like it.

Blake: So, let's get right into it shall we? Listen to Show #8 as I throw food at B. Alan Orange right here on Soju After Movie.

Orange: You threw food at me! You spilled Coca-Cola all over my crotch so the girls won't talk to me no more! You'll pay for this Blake Snyder.

Blake: See you next week and call us!