‘The Canyons’ Sexy 1950s Noir Inspired Trailer Featuring Lindsay Lohan

From the Twitter obsessed pen of author Bret Easton Ellis and the never-nominated director Paul Schrader comes this ode to the Drive-In genre.
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‘The Canyons’ Sexy 1950s Noir Inspired Trailer Featuring Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan and adult film star James Deen dwell in The Canyons, a new Kickstarter project from the Twitter obsessed pen of author Bret Easton Ellis and the never-nominated director Paul Schrader. A second trailer has arrived, which pays homage to the great noir thrillers of the 1950s. Take a look at this titillating Drive-In Movie inspired thriller about a group of Los Angeles lowlifes, which also features Nolan Gerard Funk and Amanda Brooks.


The Canyons was released August 2nd, 2013.

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  • the-crow2k • 3 years ago

    That's an oscar worthy right there.

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    • Number1Wolverine • 3 years ago

      Lmao at @bawnian-dexeus response.

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      • cupid • 3 years ago

        ..................................

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        • jimthar • 3 years ago

          wow. the "acting" in that clip is um........yeah.....

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          • lolzzzzzzzz

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            • narrator • 3 years ago

              That was horrifically amusing. Way to go, Ms. Lohan.

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              • justatadmatt • 3 years ago

                @bawnian-dexeus too much effort was put into that response.

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                • bawnian-dexeus • 3 years ago

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                  Not the way to restart a career miss Lohan

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