Relive all of Beavis and Butt-Head's classic adventures, handpicked by Mike Judge himself. This collection totally rules.
Daria is forced to work with Beavis and Butt-Head on a class project, and she sets out to prove that the duo's stupidity can be scientifically explained.
Beavis and Butt-head watch The Brady Bunch and change the lyrics. Then Beavis shows Butt-head Tom Anderson's credit card which he stole yesterday. Beavis suggests they burn it, but Butt-head tells him they can buy stuff with it. At the mall the duo has a shopping cart full of stuff then they decide to go to the pet shop. While that Tom Anderson and his wife Marcy Anderson had just arrived at a hotel. Inside the pet shop the duo asks to buy two expensive parrots, dogs, and cats. Inside the hotel Anderson gets mad that he can't find his credit card to pay for the hotel room. Back at the pet shop they ask the manager if they have dead animals he says there are two chinchillas. After they finish buying pets Beavis and Butt-head now have three parrots, three dogs, two cats, a lizard, and a snake which costs $6,275. Then Anderson is seen searching through his wallet for his card, but when Marcy reminds him he used his card to get out of the shed when the guys locked him out causes Tom Anderson to explode. Back at home with all of the pets everywhere Butt-head asks what are they going to do with the pets Beavis suggest they take them to Anderson's house, but they decide to keep two parrots because they closely resemble them and they repeat what they say.
The episode begins with the duo watching Star Trek on TV. Later that day, Beavis and his assistant manager Butt-Head work their normal, lonely day at Burger World, digging through the dumpster and eating rotten food, then Tom Anderson stops by and he wants to order his large fries, pie, and large coffee, but Butt-Head seems to ignore his orders. Meanwhile, Beavis at the kicthen, frys the bugs in the fryer, while Tom Anderson gets angry when they didn't get his order, so he came inside to get his food, they gave him fried mouse and bugs instead.
Buzzcut assigns Beavis and Butt-Head's class an FCS project; taking care of a flour-sack baby. All sails smoothly, except for the fact that the duo are woefully under-qualified, much to the sugar's detriment.
Beavis and Butt-Head incur the wrath of The Butt-Woman at the drive-in after taking a snapshot of her butt.
Beavis and Butt-Head attend a freak show and try to score with the Amazing Rubber-Band Lady.
Beavis and Butt-Head are working at Burger World, but today they actually have customers that want service. The customers are unruly, so they dish out unruly service.
The duo get a nasty cold, and they try to get a hold of some cough syrup in a futile attempt to get wasted.
Beavis and Butt-Head are hired to paint the trim of Mr. Anderson's house, but huffing a can of Johns Blair-brand paint thinner causes them to take a more creative - and destructive - approach. They only end up painting graffiti and various other doodles all over the home, painting Anderson's cat's butt and setting his bushes on fire. Then to add insult to injury, they steal his riding lawnmower and take it on a joyride through Highland, causing even more mayhem after they mistake the local botanical gardens for Stewart's living room in their intoxicated state. They also cause a severe traffic jam.
While watching a commercial promoting taco shells, Butt-head gets an idea to go to Mexico. They are taken in a dumpy truck by a narcotic smuggler named Dave. Beavis and Butt-head then make it their motive to get M-80 explosives. When they arrive at Mexico, the two ask different vendors for fireworks. When realizing that none of the vendors own M-80's they stumble upon a taco stand where they ask for two tacos. The two boys find a dog which they feed killer hot sauce to. The dog happened to belong to the owner of the taco stand so as payback, the stand owner puts death sauce in their tacos. Beavis and Butt-head are served the tacos and soon rush for the restroom.
The duo come across a party where they knock a child out with a stick and steal their fireworks. In order to return from Mexico with their fireworks, Beavis and Butt-head are to smuggle illegal drugs across the border, but do not tie the condoms up before swallowing them. The drugs take effect as they are being arrested and questioned by the border patrol. The border patrol agent asks them what the capital of Texas is which they dont know. After questioning the duo they determine they are as American as they come and release them as "Mexicans know the capital of Texas". This illustrates how many people outside the United States know more about this country than some of it's own citizens.
Beavis and Butt-head go to a drive-in theater and blow up the toilets to get free snacks from the candy bar.
Principal McVicker tries a radical solution to Beavis and Butt-head's stupidity and continuous laughing in class: They can't laugh at anything they hear for a whole week. They try their best not to laugh during Sex Education class.
Beavis and Butt-head struggle to avoid laughing for an entire week, or else they'll be expelled and sent to a school for juvenile delinquents. Problem is, Coach Buzzcut's teaching sex education, and he doesn't make this task easy for them. After telling Beavis and Butt-head that it's sex education week, Buzzcut starts teasing the boys to get them to laugh, saying that they'll be talking about the penis, the vagina, the testicles, venereal disease, sexual inter course, and mostly masturbation. After a while, Buzzcut takes roll call, starting with Butkis (this time, Beavis and Butt-head didn't laugh at this, resulting in Buttkiss laughing tauntingly at them) and other dirty-sounding names.
During a boring day at Burger World, Butt-Head falls asleep and dreams about starting a rock band with Beavis.
Beavis and Butt-Head are hired by Tom Anderson to prune his trees, but instead destroy his yard, house, possibly his car(and surrounding neighborhood) with a chainsaw.
The short puts Beavis and Butt-Head in need of Pay-Per-View, so they go over to Stewart's house, which, of course, they soon destroy.
Beavis and Butt-Head must participate in the new Haiku lesson in Van Driessen 's english period.
Beavis and Butt-Head are working a community service job, when they steal the scooter of a post-heart surgery Billy Bob. However, Billy Bob is none too happy to see them with his scooter.
Beavis and Butt-Head see an ad on TV for Babes 'R' Us, a mud-wrestling joint with hot chicks. The duo seek to train in Butt-Head's back yard before entering, but when they attend, age-limitations rear their ugly heads once more.
After seeing a seductive ad on TV for a new yogurt, Beavis and Butt-Head to the Turbo Mall 2000 for some of the new product. But, after tasting the disgusting substance, cover the mall in the sticky brown goo.
Beavis and Butt-Head, after watching "COPS", decide to go to Billy Bob's shooting skeet. Billy Bob gave them the guns illegally. While there, Butt-Head downs a jumbo-jet, with the passengers' only chance of survival out of the question. After the incident, the news reports of the airplane crash was finally found and the police are looking for the boys because they left the passengers and they didn't help them. However, drawing sketches does not match their descriptions. The police called it the sad generation of the youth.
Beavis and Butt-Head volunteer to wash Anderson's poodle, Collette. So, they throw her in a local laundromat's dryer, only to go for a ride themselves!
Beavis and Butt-Head are loitering at Maxi-Mart, just like their usual Friday nights. But, this time, they become accessories to a shoplifting biker chick.
Beavis and Butt-Head ponder enlisting in the US Army as "Major Woody" and "Private Parts", but instead, they steal some bullets and an active grenade.