Beavis and Butt-Head - Season 5 Episodes
The two are progressively demoted from their original class and Principal McVicker makes them go back grades down to kindergarten, where they wreak havoc.
Its 3:58 P.M. and the duo is watching wrestling then Butt-head turned the TV off and he tells Beavis that nothings on for 2 hours (indicating there's nothing good on). So they try to thing of something to do now its 4:01 P.M. Beavis and Butt-Head are still doing nothing but then Beavis starts to annoy Butt-Head now its 4:07 P.M. And Beavis suggests they stand now its 4:14 P.M. and Beavis and Butt-Head are staring at their fuse box and they try to throw up to see if it passes time but they can't now its 4:27 P.M. So they try to play a game which injures Beavis now its 4:54 P.M. the guys are sitting on the sidewalk and Butt-Head makes a joke saying they could do homework. Now its 5:07 P.M. there still laughing about Butt-Head's joke then Stewart walks up and the guys think that Stewart could kill some time so he lists off things they could do which makes Beavis and Butt-Head leave. Now its 5:45 P.M. the duo are back at their home and they look super bored now its 5:51 P.M. they still look bored now its 5:56 P.M. the guys look like there going crazy now its 5:59 P.M. Butt-Head lifts the remote and turns on the TV showing some acrobatics and Beavis and Butt-Head look normal again then the duo talks about TV saying TV was always around, but has more channels now.
The duo is watching porn and Butt-Head says they need to get a beard. But Beavis thinks he ment to get a job so they think if they wait they'll get a beard but after a few seconds they think water will help. But they don't use water so Butt-Head says he has a plan so while Butt-Head gets wack-o-glue and scissors Beavis has a day dream where he's sleeping with a women and has a beard. So Butt-Head comes back and cuts pieces of Beavis' hair and he glues it to his face so Beavis cuts pieces of Butt-Head's hair and glues it to his face. Then at the Mall Beavis and Butt-Head look terrible and they try to get chicks then two chicks say that beards when out in the 80s and if they shave them and in 10 years they'll go out with them. So back at home Beavis is trying to find a razor so they can shave off the beards and wait for the chicks. So Beavis is about to shave Butt-Head's beard off laughing and excited.
Butthead chokes on a chicken nugget and Beavis must save him.
The duo is watching TV then they hear a noise and it turns out that its Todd. He tells them to to move so they sit on the floor and stare at Todd then Beavis gives Todd some Gram Crackers and Marshmallows. But then someone knocks on the door its some thugs looking for Todd but then they beat up Beavis and Butt-head because they think there in his gang while that Todd watches TV. Then Beavis and Butt-head come in, beaten up, and ask to be in his gang, but he tells him to shut up. Then when a show called Bikini Sports come on Beavis and Butt-Head are excited. But then someone knocks on the door again and its some cops and they ask if they've seen Todd but Beavis and Butt-Head say they have to kick there ass' but then the cops start to beat them up. And they take them to jail then they use there one phone call to call Todd but he hangs up so then when they got to there cell they meet the thugs that beat them up and the duo says there going to kick there ass' but the thugs beat them again.
The duo attempt to do telemarketing, but it's more difficult for Beavis and Butt-head to talk to people.
The boys and some of the students are at an assembly where Clark Cobb with Socko tells the students about a walkathon. Then Beavis and Butt-head are sitting outside of the Maxi-Mart drinking Freezy Whips then Daria walks up and asks if they will pleg for her so they pleg $10 so Daria plegs a nickel for them. Then at the walkathon Beavis and Butt-Head take the wrong turn and go differnet places when they get back they find out that they won 50 cents but they have to give $100 to Daria. But since they don't have any money they have to walk 4,000 miles to pay it off while that they say how much they hate the walkathon and charity.
The guys are on the school bus and they decide to get off and when they get off they go inside Muller Real Estate. And a women thinks the duo are there new temps she makes Beavis the typist and has Butt-Head do repetion. But Butt-Head photo copys his butt then they get to work but then the two real temps came and the guys had them wait. Then Beavis started to damage the computer an he set it on fire so he splashed water on it and damaged the computer and the phone Butt-Head was on so the woman said they could punch out which they mistake for actual punching.
“Dude, a Reward”
The guys are in a park and Butt-head is eating a burrito and Beavis wants a bite. So he takes it and runs away while Butt-Head chases him then they land in a bush and beat up each other. Then Beavis finds a bag full of cameras they plan on taking some pictures then break it but while they break it Butt-Head finds a card that says there is a reward if lost. So the duo goes to the owners house to collect the reward the owner thinks there fans of his work but when he finds out they just want the reward he throws the money on the ground and they collect it all. Then at the owners art show he hangs up all the pictures that Beavis and Butt-Head took which amazes other artists and they hope one day they could meet them. Then back home Butt-Head makes a big nasty burp that makes Beavis leave the room.
Beavis and Butt-head are waiting outside the Highland Zoo in hopes of one thing: looking at the animals' genitals. While they initially attend the tour, they get bored and leave it. They happen upon the snake house, and cause pandemonium in the darkness.
The guys are at school and Mr. Van Driessen tells the students that today is Career Day and everybody gets one day off to experience there choice. Then at the Career Day Beavis and Butt-Head talk to Daria where the boys think that all the careers involve naked chicks until Daria explains all of this. Then the boys decide not to get a career but Daria tells them they won't get a day off so they go to the Rent a Guard Security. They choice it because a guard says you watch security cameras all day where they think its like watching TV. The scene then shows the boys at a mall in guard clothes and the guard tells them to watch the cameras and tell him if anything is odd. But they say these channels suck so they decide to go out then they talk to a woman while that the guard see's them on one of the cameras so he goes after them. Then when he arrives he tells the woman he needs to do a cavity search but she slaps him so the three of them laugh.
Beavis and Butt-head go to a plastic surgeon's office, hoping to make their penises larger. They want to get "wiener implants," but the doctor misunderstands them and enlarges something else instead.
“Take a Number”
Beavis and Butthead go to a concert and meet some girls, they have no money to get in. During this they have 2 large sodas and end up needing to pee badly, but the line is extremely long.
As they watch Beverly Hillbillies, the duo attempt to strike oil, but they got into the sewage line.
The duo are working the late shift at Burger World. And they have a lot of customers but that's not their problem. Beavis says that his weener (penis) is itchy and its a different color. Then when Butt-Head tells Beavis to make some burgers Beavis uses the hand he used to scratch his weener to grab the burgers. Then all the customers start to turn green and fall down after they take one bite from their food. Then the scene goes to Beavis and Butt-Head at home watching a commercial about Burger World being closed and the doctors were unable to identify the caused of the tainted meat. Later at school all day Beavis is still scratching his weener. But then when Burger World re-opens Beavis says that his weener feels great and they have to follow a bunch of rules to bad they can't read.
“Stewart Moves Away”
The duo discover Stewart's house empty without anyone home, and later encounter a pair of Moving Men taking all the Stevensons' good stuff and breaking all the bad stuff. they then tell Beavis and Butthead to locate any good merchandise and tell them they might be movers like them. Without anything secret found(sans Mr. Stevenson's stack of dirty magazines), the Moving Men leave and tell the duo to break everything around Stewart's house. Later the Stevensons get back home and find it wrecked. Mr. Stevenson asks what happened around the house and also where the couch and TV disappeared too. The duo then say that the Moving Men took them, but it was revealed that the Stevensons were robbed. Mrs. Stevenson comes across Mr. Stevenson's dirty magazines, which Mr. Stevenson blames Stewart for having. The duo leave the house as Mrs. Stevenson beats Mr. Stevenson and he beats Stewart and thought the Stevensons' "new house" sucked worse than their current one.
“Top o' the Mountain”
Beavis and Butt-head go into a hair salon to ogle the stylist. While the stylist cuts Butt-head's hair, he has a fabulous view of her boobs.
Beavis and Butt-head throw a party with plenty of "hard stuff", so they can "cop a feel." But no chicks show up - only Stewart and his friends come to the party. Soon, though, Todd arrives and the boys' plans are forced to change.
“Wet Behind the Rears”
The duo is sitting on the football field during gym class then a javelin hits Beavis' hand. Then in the locker room Beavis is covered in blood and Coach Buzzcut tells them to take a shower but they don't want to so they decide to take a shower in there underwear then the fire alarm rings. And Coach Buzzcut tells them to get out so everybody saw Beavis and Butt-Head in there underwear and it turns out that Coach Buzzcut and Principal McVicker set the fire alarm so Beavis and Butt-Head would be humiliated.
The duo watches a commercial to adopt dogs so the guys go to the county animal shelter. But they choose the dog that will bite so Butt-Head has Beavis reach his hand out then when a big dog bites him they adopt him and call him Spot. But while Butt-Head tells the lady that there going to adopt him Spot keeps biting Beavis so when they take him outside they try to play fetch but when Spot runs to get the stick instead he runs away so the guys decide to get another dog.
Imitating a PBS documentary about Ben Franklin, Beavis and Butt-head fly a kite in a storm and get struck by lightning. Their accident attracts the interest of a media crusader who wants to blame their stupidity on The Howard Stern Show.
Beavis and Butt-head fall asleep on the couch. They sleep right through school, and have bizarre dreams where they are on various television shows, like Oprah, Star Trek, The Dating Game, and The Brady Bunch.
The boys are supposed to sell candy for a school fundraiser. Other than Mr. Anderson, who buys some, the only people they sell it to are each other.
Mr. Van Driessen instructs the class on drawing animated cartoons. Beavis and Butt-head draw their hundreds of little dudes, but can't figure out why the finished product only has two people in it.
“What's the Deal?”
Beavis and Butt-head become Mr. Anderson's poker buddies for a day. While they don't understand the sophisticated rules of poker, they do appreciate the pictures of naked ladies on the deck of cards.
“The History of Women”
Beavis and Butt-head go to the library to do research for a report on admirable women. But they spend more time admiring the view of the librarian's rear end.
“To the Rescue”
Beavis and Butt-head rescue a pilot from a plane crash, and are featured on a TV show that resembles Rescue 911.
“I Dream of Beavis”
Beavis and Butt-head find a bottle with a dead mouse inside. They rub it, hoping it will grant them some wishes.
Beavis gets a brutal case of stomach cramps, which makes him think that he might be pregnant.
“Here Comes the Bride's Butt”
Beavis and Butt-head crash a wedding. They think they might actually have a shot at kissing the bride.
Beavis and Butt-head watch a horror flick, and this gives them the idea to scare their neighbors by screaming at them.
“Beavis, Can You Spare a Dime?”
A bum skilled in the art of begging teaches Beavis and Butt-head a few ways to make money on the streets.
Beavis and Butt-head discover a squirrel carcass. They think the poor dead creature's fur might be valuable, so they attempt to sell it to anyone and everyone.
Beavis and Butt-head's boss tells them to change the oil in the deep fryer. They don't seem to understand the difference between motor oil and cooking oil, because they head off to the gas station.
Beavis and Butt-head go to a coffee bar that is having a poetry reading. Beavis drinks a little too much espresso, which prompts his alter-ego, Cornholio, to surface. Cornholio really impresses the audience with his poetic skills.
“Bang the Drum Slowly, Dumbass”
Beavis and Butt-head become a part of Mr. Van Driessen's "men's group," as they bang on drums and assert their manliness in the woods. Beavis seems to get a little too into the whole concept.
“Another Friday Night”
Beavis and Butt-head spend another Friday night hanging out at the Maxi Mart. They pretend to run the cash register to impress some chicks, but the manager sees them on the video camera and thinks they're robbing the store, so he calls the cops.
Beavis and Butt-head find a big tire, and think it will be fun to get inside it and ride down a hill. When Beavis rides in it, he not only crashes into Mr. Van Driessen and derails a train, but worst of all, he makes Todd spill a drop of beer.
Beavis and Butt-head's bad behavior causes Mr. McVicker to send them to group therapy. Unfortunately, their behavior is equally bad there, when the therapist encourages Beavis to use a baseball bat to express his anger.
Beavis and Butt-head participate in a feminist meeting and try to score with the militant women's rights gals, without much success.
Beavis and Butt-head's school receives a bomb threat, and all the students must evacuate. The boys stay behind to locate the bomb.
Beavis and Butt-head are going to pretend to have a case of whiplash so they can commit insurance fraud, but then they get injured for real.
Beavis and Butt-head meet a couple of sexy girls with a flat tire. The girls think our boys can help them change their tire, but Butt-head has some issues with the tire-iron.
While Beavis and Butt-head serve detention, the "Positive Acting Teens" group tries to rehabilitate them. Beavis and Butt-head and the PAT club pick up litter on the sides of the road, but very little rehabilitation is accomplished.
Beavis and Butt-head nose around a crime scene. Beavis nearly kills Butt-head and finds himself under arrest.
Beavis and Butt-head spike a milk carton in the cafeteria with Spanish fly. They were hoping a hot chick would drink the milk, but instead a guy from their P.E. class drinks it.
Beavis and Butt-head mistakenly think they can sue a chick named Kimberly for sexual harassment because she gives them "wood" while in class.
Mr. Van Driessen takes his class on a field trip to go mountain climbing. On the trip, Beavis and Butt-head moon cars, swear, and cause Mr. Van Driessen to fall off a cliff.
Beavis and Butt-head try to make money buy photocopying bills and coins. Unfortunately, not only is this activity illegal, but they use a black and white photocopier to make single-sided copies.
Beavis and Butt-head steal Mr. Anderson's rented steamroller. They drive it to school to impress Todd, the local thug.