Dan Vs. - Season 2 Episodes
Dan Vs. - Season 2
Dan thinks the whole world is against him. Maybe it is, and maybe it isn't -- not even his laid-back friend Chris is totally sure. Maybe Dan's just imagining it all. But, like Chris, you can't help going along for the ride when Dan dreams up his wild plots to get even with whoever or whatever he thinks is out to get him.
“The Family Thanksgiving”
Dan's invited to share Thanksgiving with Elise's parents, so he brings deviled eggs to the dinner.
“The Mall Santa”
When Dan and Chris land jobs at the mall's Christmas display, Dan vows revenge on a curmudgeonly Mall Santa who despises Christmas. Meanwhile, Elise is assigned by the secret agency to take down the assassin under the codename of "The Snowman".
Dan fears his new neighbors are cannibals plotting to eat him, so he tries to run them out of town.
When Dan goes on an anti-dance crusade, he end up interfering with Chris and Elise's plan to enter a dance contest. Elise then exiles him to a ghost town populated by feral dancers, where he must learn the ancient art of "fight-dancing" to survive.
After Dan's bank raises their ATM fees, Dan enlists Chris and Elise to help him pull off a heist to reclaim his money.
“The Monster Under The Bed”
An ancient creature takes up residence under Dan's bed, and Dan wants Chris and Elise to help him get rid of it.
Chris shirks his responsibilities to go golfing with his boss Mr. Bambridge, so Dan and Elise team up to put an end to his new hobby.
Dan is displeased with his gym contract and uncovers an alarming conspiracy while fighting it.
Dan tries to sabotage a wedding from the inside by serving as a member of the wedding party.
Dan's cat, Mr. Mumbles goes missing drawing him into a thriller and the arms of a captivating, mysterious woman.
When an actual living, breathing dinosaur inadvertently crushes Dan's car, Dan is not sure whether to alert the media, or seek revenge. Naturally, his baser instincts take over as usual, and he sets out with Chris to destroy the prehistoric menace. Along the way they team up with Mel Darwin, TV's renowned, but slightly off-kilter "Reptile Wrestler" and soon they are knee deep in dino plaque, a neighborhood "Lost dog" epidemic and a media frenzy.
Mindless big budget blockbusters. Moronic, ever changing "hip" slang. Pointless TV shows glorifying unhealthy behavior. The world is getting dumber by the second and Dan is fed up! It's time to end stupidity once and for all. And with cuts in education and politically mandated societal rules making every aspect of life more convenient for the lowest common denominator, Dan knows right where to start - the Governor's office!
Harassed day and night by an unyielding telemarketer, Dan sets out to get even, only to find himself the target of a previous nemesis' plan for retribution.
Humiliated after being tricked into appearing on a popular TV dating show, Dan sets his sights on destroying that most heinous of pop cultural fads - reality television! But when a slimy Hollywood TV producer decides that angry, opinionated Dan makes for "great TV" he manipulates our little revenge seeker into appearing on yet another reality show and sets him up to fail miserably. But this time, Dan is not taking it lying down and his revenge plot takes on a new life.
From movie theaters to restaurants to parks, Dan is forever surrounded by obnoxious kids and, even more annoyingly, their oblivious parents who either do not know how, or refuse, to control their offspring. Fed up, Dan heads out to adopt his own child to prove that he would be a better parent than any of the horrible examples from his community. But when he finally finds the perfect child to mold in his own impeccable image, he learns that the kid already has prospective adoptive parents.
Dan wants to drive a new superstore out of business, because it's hurting his favorite stores and encouraging Chris to purchase too many items in bulk.
Dan and Chris battle over a piece of sci-fi film memorabilia that may destroy their friendship.
“Wild West Town”
Dan goes to a low quality dude ranch where he discovers he can't get a refund.