Green Acres

(1965)

Green Acres - Season 1 Episodes

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Episode 1

Oliver Buys A Farm

Eddie Albert stars as the attorney with the hankering for the soil, Eva Gabor plays his wife, Lisa, whose response to the news of his farm purchase is decidedly explosive.

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Episode 2

Lisa's First Day On the Farm

Oliver brings his wife Lisa to their new home, a ramshackle farm near Hooterville.

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Episode 3

The Decorator

Oliver and Lisa call in a decorator to begin a major overhaul of their dilapidated farm.

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Episode 4

The Best Laid Plans

The Hooterville rumor mill has it that Lisa packed up and left Oliver. Actually, she went back to New York to close up their penthouse apartment.

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Episode 5

My Husband, the Rooster Renter

Oliver calls in a roofer, a plumber and an agricultural expert. All of them give the same appraisal of his farm: a disaster.

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Episode 6

Furniture, Furniture, Who's Got the Furniture?

The Douglases are awaiting the arrival of their furniture. When it is accidentally delivered to Mr. Haney, he tries to sell them their own possessions.

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Episode 7

Neighborliness

It's plowing time and Oliver runs into trouble with equipment bought from Mr. Haney. The neighbors come to the rescue and plow the field in time for planting.

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Episode 8

Lisa, the Helpmate

When Oliver sends a sample of his soil to the State Scientific College a report comes back that his farm contains ingredients never before found in soil.

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Episode 9

You Can't Plug In a 2 With a 6

Relying on statistics provided by the Department of Agriculture, Oliver plants wheat. His neighbors, using Mrs. Ziffel's lumbago to predict a crop, plant corn.

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Episode 10

Don't Call Us, We'll Call You

Oliver finally has a phone installed, but the Hooterville Phone Company installs it directly outside his bedroom window--on top of the telephone pole.

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Episode 11

Parity Begins at Home

Oliver plants his entire 160 acres with wheat, only to hear from the Conservation of Stabilization Committee, a local farm organization, that he is not allowed to do so.

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Episode 12

Lisa Has a Calf

The cow Oliver bought from Mr. Haney is pregnant. Eb is afraid that if Mr. Haney finds out, he will claim that the calf belongs to him.

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Episode 13

The Wedding Anniversary

It's the Douglases' wedding anniversary. Oliver remembers the date but cannot recall the exact number of years he and Lisa have been married.

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Episode 14

What Happened in Scranton?

Lisa decides to bring a little culture and charm to Hooterville by means of a beauty parlor.

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Episode 15

How to Enlarge a Bedroom

After persistent pleas from Lisa, Oliver agrees to have the bedroom enlarged.

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Episode 16

Give Me Land, Lots Of Land

Oliver buys 140 acres of land adjoining his property, excluding the farmhouse on it. Lisa misunderstands and thinks the farmhouse is their new home.

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Episode 17

I Didn't Raise My Husband to Be a Fireman

Oliver discovers the only requirement to join the Hooterville Valley Fire Department is that he must play a musical instrument.

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Episode 18

Lisa Bakes a Cake

Oliver is annoyed when Lisa puts a listing in the new phone book: 'Oliver Douglas, Attorney at Law.' Unfortunately, nobody calls for his services.

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Episode 19

Sprained Ankle, Country Style

Oliver falls through the roof and sprains his ankle while putting up a TV antenna.

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Episode 20

The Price of Apples

Oliver's apple crop is ready to be harvested, and he decides to market them himself.

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Episode 21

What's In a Name?

Ralph, the lady carpenter, becomes enamored of Mr. Kimball, the county agent. However, he refuses to go out with a girl named Ralph.

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Episode 22

The Day of Decision

Lisa must decide whether she and Oliver will remain on the farm or go back to New York.

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Episode 23

A Pig In a Poke

Oliver and Lisa leave for New York to attend a reunion of the Harvard Alumni. They are unaware that the Ziffels' pig, Arnold, is a stowaway in the trunk of the car.

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Episode 24

The Deputy

Sam Drucker is leaving on vacation, and talks Oliver into assuming his duties as deputy sheriff.

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Episode 25

Double Drick

Oliver's generator breaks down and he decides it's finally time for the electric company to run power lines into his house.

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Episode 26

The Ballad of Molly Turgis

There is a local superstition in Hooterville concerning an old hag named Molly Turgiss, who died twenty years before the Douglases came to town.

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Episode 27

Never Look a Gift Tractor in the Mouth

It's a few days before Oliver's birthday, and Lisa goes out and buys the biggest and fanciest tractor she can find.

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Episode 28

Send a Boy to College

Oliver discovers that Eb has a way with sick animals and offers to put him through college. Eb is rejected because he never graduated from high school.

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Episode 29

Horse? What Horse?

A horse follows Oliver home, but every time he tries to show it to his wife, the horse disappears. Lisa assumes that her husband is imagining things.

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Episode 30

The Rains Came

Mr. Haney sues Oliver for non-payment of a vital contract.

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Episode 31

Culture

The Every-Other-Wednesday-Afternoon-Discussion-Club decides that Hooterville needs a little 'culture.'

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Episode 32

Uncle Ollie

Oliver's nephew arrives for a visit, and Oliver is shaken up when the boy turns out to be a beatnik.