King of the Hill


King of the Hill - Season 5 Episodes

King of the Hill - Season 5

King of the Hill - Season 5

Join Beavis and Butt-head creator Mike Judge and former The Simpsons writer/producer Greg Daniels as they mosey on back to the land of the Rio Grande, where Hank is wondering if he should vote for a fellow Texan in the presidential election.

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Episode 1

The Perils of Polling

Hank has second thoughts about voting on Election Day after shaking George W. Bush's limp hand.

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Episode 2

The Buck Stops Here

Hank's plan for his son to learn responsibility backfires after Bobby starts working for Buck Strickland and begins picking up the older man's bad habits.

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Episode 3

I Don't Want to Wait for Our Lives to Be Over, I Want to Know Right Now, Will It Be... Sorry. Do Do Doo Do Do, Do Do Doo Do Do, Do Do Doo Do Do, Doo...Don't Want to Wait

As Hank builds coffins for his family, Bobby struggles with the fact that he's still treated as a child even as Joseph laments how awkward adulthood is for him.

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Episode 4

Spin the Choice

Peggy's Thanksgiving dinner is interrupted when John Redcorn arrives uninvited, and Bobby gets sent to his room for spouting anti-Thanksgiving sentiments in front of the guests.

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Episode 5

Peggy Makes the Big Leagues

The Booster Club sends a distraught Hank to talk to Peggy after she fails the football team's star fullback and gets him suspended from the team.

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Episode 6

When Cotton Comes Marching Home Again

As Peggy works on her float for the upcoming Veteran's Day parade, Hank finds out his father is so broke that he lost his house in Houston.

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Episode 7

What Makes Bobby Run?

Desperate to achieve immortality in the school yearbook, Bobby decides to try out to be the next Landry Longhorn, the school football team's mascot.

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Episode 8

'Twas the Nut Before Christmas

Bill has so much fun setting up his house as "Santa's Village" during the holidays that he puts a Santa bounce house in his backyard after the holidays are over--much to Hank's dismay.

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Episode 9

Chasing Bobby

Hank refuses to accept the fact that his prized truck, which has been giving him trouble, may only have another five or six hundred miles left to go.

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Episode 10

Yankee Hankie

While a distraught Hank tries to deal with the fact that he wasn't born in Texas, Cotton and his buddies once again make plans to assassinate Fidel Castro.

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Episode 11

Hank and the Great Glass Elevator

Hank discovers his family has been cooking with charcoal instead of propane, and Bill bumps into his ex-wife while on a date with former Texas governor Ann Richards.

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Episode 12

Now Who's the Dummy?

After Bobby is given a ventriloquist's dummy and comes up with his own clever routine, he's disappointed to discover that people like the dummy more than they like him.

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Episode 13

Ho Yeah!

Unaware that the new employee at Strickland Propane is a prostitute, Peggy becomes her best friend and even offers her a place to stay -- Hank's den.

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Episode 14

The Exterminator

When Dale is told he must give up his exterminator job or risk death due to overexposure to chemicals, he quickly finds a new area of expertise -- firing people.

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Episode 15

Luanne Virgin 2.0

Concerned about Luanne's over-active sex life, Hank takes her to a religious ceremony for a "soul do-over" where she must promise not to have sex again until after she's married.

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Episode 16

Hank's Choice

When Bobby develops an allergy to dog dander, Hank reluctantly builds a deluxe doghouse for his beloved Ladybird, but the one who ends up living there isn't the dog!

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Episode 17

It's Not Easy Being Green

Hank, Dale and Bill protest the town's proposed new landfill site when they realize that work at the site will uncover a 30-year old secret they've kept from Boomhauer.

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Episode 18

The Trouble with Gribbles

When Nancy tells Dale that his smoking has ruined her skin and jeopardized her career, Dale sues the tobacco company hoping to win enough money to buy his wife a face-lift.

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Episode 19

Hank's Back Story

As Hank prepares to enter the 1st Annual Durndale County Lawn Mower Races, he discovers his excruciating back pain is caused by the fact that he has no butt.

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Episode 20

Kidney Boy and Hamster Girl: A Love Story

When a security guard mistakes Bobby for a high school student, Bobby plays along by explaining that his short stature is due to his failing kidneys.