King of the Hill

(1997)

King of the Hill - Season 7 Episodes

King of the Hill - Season 7

King of the Hill - Season 7

From deep in the heart of Texas comes the 7th season of the half-hour animated comedy King of the Hill, depicting the life and times of Hank Hill (Mike Judge), his family and their neighbors in the fictional suburb of Arlen, Texas -- the heartland of America. Hank's Rock of Gibraltar is his wife, Peggy (Kathy Najimy), who sees herself as a true renaissance woman: substitute Spanish teacher, journalist, fast-pitch softball hurler, local Boggle champion and notary public.

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Episode 1

Get Your Freak Off

After Hank catches Bobby freak dancing at a concert, he forbids his son from attending a boys-and-girls slumber party--but Bobby sneaks off on his own.

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Episode 2

The Fat and the Furious

A cute groupie convinces Bill to enter a hot dog eating contest that pits him against a Laotian champion.

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Episode 3

Bad Girls, Bad Girls, Whatcha Gonna Do

Connie's delinquent cousin, Tid Pao, wreaks havoc while visiting Arlen.

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Episode 4

Goodbye Normal Jeans

Bobby's success in Home Economics wreaks havoc on the Hill household.

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Episode 5

Dances With Dogs

Bobby and Hank become rivals in competitive dog dancing; Bill mistakenly thinks a rottweiler would be a good dog dance partner.

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Episode 6

The Son Also Roses

Bobby takes up rose gardening, and Hank enters him in a cutthroat competition.

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Episode 7

The Texas Skilsaw Massacre

When Hank accidentally cuts off Dale's finger with a circular saw, he's ordered by the court to attend an anger management class.

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Episode 8

Full Metal Dust Jacket

Peggy opens her own bookstore, but when she discovers that customers are nonexistent, she reluctantly allows Dale to sublet space so he can sell guns.

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Episode 9

Pigmalion

Luanne is wooed by millionaire Trip Larsen...who has bizarre plans for her.

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Episode 10

Megalo Dale

Hank puts his reputation on the line when he recommends Dale for an exterminator job at Megalomart...only to realize that Dale thinks the vermin is Chuck Mangione; Bobby cheats at a game by stuffing beans up his nose.

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Episode 11

Boxing Luanne

Buck Strickland and his brother convince Luanne she's got serious talent in the boxing ring, prompting her to pick a fight with George Foreman's daughter, Freda. But unbeknownst to Luanne, all of her matches were rigged.

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Episode 12

Vision Quest

Hank takes Joseph on a vision quest in hopes of changing the boy's ways, but when Dale ends up experiencing a vision of his own, he misinterprets one of Joseph's dreams...and encourages him to kill a panda at the zoo.

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Episode 13

Queasy Rider

After attending couples counseling, Hank and Peggy buy a motorcycle and head for Sturgis, South Dakota to attend a giant biker rally. But trouble erupts when Hank refuses to allow Peggy to do the driving.

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Episode 14

Board Games

Tension erupts between Peggy, Minh and Nancy when a seat opens on the school board and each of the women announces their intention to run.

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Episode 15

An Officer and a Gentle Boy

When Bobby repeatedly disobeys Hank, he is forced to attend the same boot camp Cotton went to in his youth. But to Cotton's horror, the once draconian facility now mollycoddles its cadets.

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Episode 16

The Miseducation of Bobby Hill

When Hank teaches Bobby the basics of propane sales, Bobby ignores the advice and uses his own strategy--with impressive results; Bill sails away in a lawn chair tied to weather balloons; Peggy worries that the liver cleanser she purchased is poisoning her.

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Episode 17

The Good Buck

Hank and Peggy become concerned when the leering Buck Strickland ends up in Luanne's Bible study class; Bobby skips gym class to have tea and scones at the posh Hotel Arlen.

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Episode 18

I Never Promised You an Organic Garden

Peggy resurrects the high school's organic garden, but when it is overrun with bugs, she turns to pesticides; Dale and his friends collect bat guano to use as fertilizer.

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Episode 19

Be True to Your Fool

When Bill infects Hank with head lice, he's forced to shave off his hair...only to discover the name "Bill" tattooed on his scalp.

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Episode 20

Racist Dawg

When Ladybird attacks an African-American repairman, Hank comes to believe that he is a racist.

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Episode 21

Night and Deity

Dale meets the woman of his dreams when the neighborhood becomes infested with pigeons; Hank serves as Luanne's designated driver on her birthday, only to end up getting drunk.

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Episode 22

Maid in Arlen

Kahn reacts with horror when his mother becomes the Hills' maid... and Bill's lover.

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Episode 23

The Witches of East Arlen

Hank is horrified when Bobby joins a group of "witches" who want the boy to drink dog's blood during one of their ceremonies.