Squidbillies - Season 3 Episodes

Squidbillies S3E1
Episode 1


Rusty discovers a world of digital wonder when he mashes buttons on a PDA given to him by the Sheriff.

Squidbillies S3E2
Episode 2

Beast Implants

Granny gets 5th degree burns all over her body and has to get new skin.

Squidbillies S3E3
Episode 3

Tween Stream

Dan Halen hires Rusty to attract pedophiles.

Squidbillies S3E4
Episode 4

Wing Nut

After seeing Early's pitiful chickens, Dan Halen sets out to create the perfect chicken.

Squidbillies S3E5
Episode 5

Mephistopheles Traveled Below to a Southern State Whose Motto Is

Rusty sells his soul to the devil for guitar playing skills.

Squidbillies S3E6
Episode 6

Earth Worst

After giant machines terrorize the land, dirty hippies show up to stop the "earth raping machines" with their good vibes, hacky sacks, and drum circles.

Squidbillies S3E7
Episode 7

The Good One

Early gets a lifelong friend as a result of Lil's failure to use condoms.

Squidbillies S3E8
Episode 8


Dan Halen covers the town in a cloud of "Ice Wind", his new body spray. Meanwhile, the Sheriff takes up blogging and training for strongman competitions.

Squidbillies S3E9
Episode 9

Condition: Demolition!

Rusty discovers the joy of crashing cars, and agrees to face the "Bashitizing Smashmaster" for a chance to win an iPod.

Squidbillies S3E10
Episode 10

The Appalachain Mud Squid: Darwin's Dilemma

After the Sheriff learns from TV that the mud squid are an endangered species, he decides it's his sworn duty to protect the Cuyler family.

Squidbillies S3E11
Episode 11

The Unbearable Heatness of Fire

After the squids' house catches on fire, the Sheriff assesses the damage and investigates the fire's origin.

Squidbillies S3E12
Episode 12

Tuscaloosa Dumpling

Early teaches Rusty that life is a game and first place is sex.

Squidbillies S3E13
Episode 13

Armageddon It On!

The apocalypse comes to rural Georgia.

Squidbillies S3E14
Episode 14

Gimmicky Magazine Show Spoof Parody About Dan Halen

A news magazine interviews and profiles the achievements and scandals of Dan Halen.

Squidbillies S3E15
Episode 15

Flight of the Deep Fried Pine Booby

When Dan Halen offers a reward for the rare 'deep fried pine booby', Early goes on the hunt.

Squidbillies S3E16
Episode 16

An Officer and a Dental Dam

After Granny passes on, the only way to revive her is for Robert E. Lee to make sweet love to her.

Squidbillies S3E17
Episode 17

The Okaleechee Dam Jam

When Palooka County is forced to conserve water due to a drought, Dan Halen enacts a complicated plan to get all the water he needs.

Squidbillies S3E18
Episode 18

Pile M for Murder

Dan Halen is possessed by a demon and builds a human sacrifice theme park mountain.

Squidbillies S3E19
Episode 19

Mud Days and Cornfused

During the annual 'Mud Days' celebration, Dan Halen unleashes a strain of genetically modified corn that forces people to 'go green'.

Squidbillies S3E20
Episode 20

Krystal, Light

Early's passion for Krystal spikes after she wins the lottery.

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