Squidbillies

(2005)

Squidbillies - Season 3 Episodes

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Episode 1

Webnecks

Rusty discovers a world of digital wonder when he mashes buttons on a PDA given to him by the Sheriff.

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Episode 2

Beast Implants

Granny gets 5th degree burns all over her body and has to get new skin.

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Episode 3

Tween Stream

Dan Halen hires Rusty to attract pedophiles.

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Episode 4

Wing Nut

After seeing Early's pitiful chickens, Dan Halen sets out to create the perfect chicken.

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Episode 5

Mephistopheles Traveled Below to a Southern State Whose Motto Is "Wisdom, Justice, and Moderation"

Rusty sells his soul to the devil for guitar playing skills.

Full episode name: Mephistopheles Traveled Below to a Southern State Whose Motto Is "Wisdom, Justice, & Moderation"

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Episode 6

Earth Worst

After giant machines terrorize the land, dirty hippies show up to stop the "earth raping machines" with their good vibes, hacky sacks, and drum circles.

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Episode 7

The Good One

Early gets a lifelong friend as a result of Lil's failure to use condoms.

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Episode 8

Sharif

Dan Halen covers the town in a cloud of "Ice Wind", his new body spray. Meanwhile, the Sheriff takes up blogging and training for strongman competitions.

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Episode 9

Condition: Demolition!

Rusty discovers the joy of crashing cars, and agrees to face the "Bashitizing Smashmaster" for a chance to win an iPod.

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Episode 10

The Appalachain Mud Squid: Darwin's Dilemma

After the Sheriff learns from TV that the mud squid are an endangered species, he decides it's his sworn duty to protect the Cuyler family.

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Episode 11

The Unbearable Heatness of Fire

After the squids' house catches on fire, the Sheriff assesses the damage and investigates the fire's origin.

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Episode 12

Tuscaloosa Dumpling

Early teaches Rusty that life is a game and first place is sex.

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Episode 13

Armageddon It On!

The apocalypse comes to rural Georgia.

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Episode 14

Gimmicky Magazine Show Spoof Parody About Dan Halen

A news magazine interviews and profiles the achievements and scandals of Dan Halen.

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Episode 15

Flight of the Deep Fried Pine Booby

When Dan Halen offers a reward for the rare 'deep fried pine booby', Early goes on the hunt.

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Episode 16

An Officer and a Dental Dam

After Granny passes on, the only way to revive her is for Robert E. Lee to make sweet love to her.

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Episode 17

The Okaleechee Dam Jam

When Palooka County is forced to conserve water due to a drought, Dan Halen enacts a complicated plan to get all the water he needs.

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Episode 18

Pile M for Murder

Dan Halen is possessed by a demon and builds a human sacrifice theme park mountain.

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Episode 19

Mud Days and Cornfused

During the annual 'Mud Days' celebration, Dan Halen unleashes a strain of genetically modified corn that forces people to 'go green'.

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Episode 20

Krystal, Light

Early's passion for Krystal spikes after she wins the lottery.