The Bernie Mac Show

(2001)

The Bernie Mac Show - Season 5 Episodes

The Bernie Mac Show S5E1
Episode 1

Father Knows Best

Bryan, Bryanna's father, shows up to spend more time with his daughter-and ends up spoiling her.

The Bernie Mac Show S5E2
Episode 2

Wrestling with a Sticky Situation

When Jordan makes the wrestling team, Bernie turns to Stone Cold Steve Austin for advice.

The Bernie Mac Show S5E3
Episode 3

Marathon Mac

Berine better put his money where his mouth is when he agrees to Charles Barkley's bet that he will beat Bernie’s time in a 10-K charity race.

The Bernie Mac Show S5E4
Episode 4

The Big Payback

Coming Soon.

The Bernie Mac Show S5E5
Episode 5

Car Wars

Jordan turns 13, but still acts like a monster fighting with Bryana. Eventually Jordan lets Bryana walk all over him to avoid further punishment. When he gets his gifts back, Bernie holds back an R-rated movie. Later when Bernie asks Jordan to babysit Bryana one night, Jordan accepts just so he can watch the R-rated movie behind his back.

The Bernie Mac Show S5E6
Episode 6

Night of Terror

Jordan turns 13, but still acts like a monster fighting with Bryana. Eventually Jordan lets Bryana walk all over him to avoid further punishment. When he gets his gifts back, Bernie holds back an R-rated movie. Later when Bernie asks Jordan to babysit Bryana one night, Jordan accepts just so he can watch the R-rated movie behind his back.

The Bernie Mac Show S5E7
Episode 7

For Whom the Belt Tolls

The kids finally cross Aunt Wanda's line while Bernie's away. Bernie gives Aunt Wanda "Big Mama's Belt" to keep them in line. The kids wind up fearing her even more than Bernie Mac.

The Bernie Mac Show S5E8
Episode 8

Pop Pop Goes the Weasel

The Bernie Mac Show S5E9
Episode 9

Prison Break

After misbehaving yet again, Bernie punishes Bryana and Jordan severely. Yet again Wanda thinks he's being too hard on them. But in the end, she catches on. Vanessa turns out to be the sneakiest of them all.

The Bernie Mac Show S5E10
Episode 10

Some Church Bull

The Bernie Mac Show S5E11
Episode 11

Sorely Missed

This episode Bernie and Wanda seriously discuss adopting the children as their own. They talk about it in the car dealership where I try and sell them a car.

The Bernie Mac Show S5E12
Episode 12

Fumes of Détente

The Bernie Mac Show S5E13
Episode 13

Exercise in Fertility (1)

The Bernie Mac Show S5E14
Episode 14

Exercise in Fertility (2)

The Bernie Mac Show S5E15
Episode 15

Fantasy Football

Jordan and Bernie Mac start a fantasy football league but do poor; and Bernie Mac won't really listen to Jordan. With that, Jordan eventually goes to a different league secretly behind Bernie Mac's back. Vanessa primps herself up with make-up for her senior photo. Bryana wants some of the make up too, so Vanessa gives her some of her old makeup. But Bryana gets caught with it at school.

The Bernie Mac Show S5E16
Episode 16

Bar Mizvah Crashers

After a Jewish family arrive in the neighborhood, Bernie urges Jordan to befriending the son, David. Though hesitant at first Jordan begins to develop a friendship with his new neighbor. Not long after-wards David invites Jordan to attend his cousin's bar mitzvahs with him. After receiving various expensive parting gifts Jordan and David decide to crash bar mitzvahs of people to whom they do not know in order to receive more gifts. Before long it's time for David's bar mitzvahs but Jordan comes to a dilemma because this happens to be the same day of a very wealthy boy's bar mitzvahs. So Jordan must beside between friendship or material possessions.

The Bernie Mac Show S5E17
Episode 17

Who's Your Mama

The Bernie Mac Show S5E18
Episode 18

What Would Jason Do

Vanessa's school prom is coming up so Bernie Mac picks a boy friend out for her (after doing his usual protective background check). Even after he chooses, he has all these worried fantasies. Bryana injures her ankle so Jordan has to be her servant, but in the end after Bryana took it a bit far Jordan gets some redemption.

The Bernie Mac Show S5E19
Episode 19

It's Never As Bad As the First Time

The Bernie Mac Show S5E20
Episode 20

Spinning Wheels

The Bernie Mac Show S5E21
Episode 21

Growing Pains

The Bernie Mac Show S5E22
Episode 22

Bernie's Angels