The Dick Van Dyke Show - Season 2 Episodes
“Never Name a Duck”
When one of Richie's two pet ducks dies, it seems as if the Petrie family has lost one of its human members.
“The Two Faces of Rob”
To prove that a wife cannot always recognize her husband on the telephone, Rob disguises his voice and asks Laura for a date.
“The Attempted Marriage”
Rob is puzzled and chagrined when he finds that Laura has a secret nest egg of her own.
“Bank Book 6565696”
A crippled jeep and a sprained ankle make Rob two hours late for his own wedding.
“Hustling the Hustler”
Rob has an evening of high adventure with a veteran pool shark who pretends he can't play the game.
“My Husband Is Not a Drunk”
Rob has some explaining to do when son Richie learns that his middle name is Rosebud.
“What's in a Middle Name?”
Rob Petrie suffers from a post-hypnotic suggestion meant for someone else, and it causes mayhem at work.
“Like a Sister”
A handsome balladeer brings romance into Sally's life.
“The Night the Roof Fell In”
Rob and Laura recount vastly different versions of a marital spat that sends Rob storming out of the house.
“The Secret Life of Buddy and Sally”
Rob suspects cowriters Buddy and Sally of carrying on a clandestine romance.
“A Bird in the Head Hurts”
Richie runs into the house screaming that he has been pecked on the head by a giant woodpecker.
Rob begins to fear he is allergic to his own family when proximity to Laura and Richie starts him sneezing.
“A Man's Teeth Are Not His Own”
Rob feels that he has betrayed his dentist friend, Jerry Helper, when he lets another dentist work on his teeth.
“Somebody Has to Play Cleopatra”
Rob directs an amateur theatrical in which rehearsals are dogged by controversy over the casting of a key part--Cleopatra. Bob Crane guest stars.
“The Cat Burglar”
A phantom burglar pillages the Petrie home, but the police are baffled as to how he did it.
“The Foul Weather Girl”
Laura sees a singing weather girl as a threat to her marriage.
“Will You Two Be My Wife?”
Rob is slapped, kicked, and screamed at--among other things--by the girl he left behind when he entered the Army. Barbara Bain guest stars.
“Ray Murdock's X-Ray”
Rob finds himself in hot water after giving a television interview in which he unwittingly portrays his wife Laura as a nut.
“I Was a Teenage Head Writer”
An office crisis sets Rob to reminiscing about his hectic early days as a comedy writer.
“It May Look Like a Walnut!”
Under the influence of science fiction, Rob fears that a walnut will steal his imagination and his thumbs. Danny Thomas guest-stars.
“My Husband Is a Check-Grabber”
Laura tries to break Rob of his expensive habit of picking up the check.
“Don't Trip Over That Mountain”
To his great regret, Rob ignores Laura's warning to stay off the big slopes on his first skiing excursion.
“Give Me Your Walls!”
When Rob's living room needs a paint job, he hires a colorful master painter of Rome, Florence, and Brooklyn. Vito Scotti guest stars.
“The Sam Pomerantz Scandals”
Rob, Laura and the office gang put together a variety show to help out an old friend.
“The Square Triangle”
A French singing idol, who has played a curious part in both Rob's and Laura's past, suddenly reappears.
“I'm No Henry Walden!”
Rob finds himself very out of place at a dinner party for celebrated literati. Carl Reiner guest-stars.
“Racy Tracy Rattigan”
A romantic British film star arouses Rob's ire by his attention to Laura. Richard Dawson guest-stars.
Rob finds himself caught in the middle after Buddy announces he is going to divorce Pickles.
“It's a Shame She Married Me”
Rob suffers pangs of jealousy when Laura meets a successful old flame. Robert Vaughn guest-stars.
“A Surprise Surprise Is a Surprise”
Laura despairs when husband Rob learns of her elaborate plans to throw a surprise party for him.
“Jilting the Jilter”
Sally gets a marriage proposal from an opportunistic comedian who wants her to write his material.
“When a Bowling Pin Talks, Listen”
Rob finds himself in hot water after inadvertently lifting a comedy idea from another show.