The Dick Van Dyke Show - Season 2 Episodes

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Episode 1

Never Name a Duck

When one of Richie's two pet ducks dies, it seems as if the Petrie family has lost one of its human members.

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Episode 2

The Two Faces of Rob

To prove that a wife cannot always recognize her husband on the telephone, Rob disguises his voice and asks Laura for a date.

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Episode 3

The Attempted Marriage

Rob is puzzled and chagrined when he finds that Laura has a secret nest egg of her own.

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Episode 4

Bank Book 6565696

A crippled jeep and a sprained ankle make Rob two hours late for his own wedding.

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Episode 5

Hustling the Hustler

Rob has an evening of high adventure with a veteran pool shark who pretends he can't play the game.

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Episode 6

My Husband Is Not a Drunk

Rob has some explaining to do when son Richie learns that his middle name is Rosebud.

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Episode 7

What's in a Middle Name?

Rob Petrie suffers from a post-hypnotic suggestion meant for someone else, and it causes mayhem at work.

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Episode 8

Like a Sister

A handsome balladeer brings romance into Sally's life.

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Episode 9

The Night the Roof Fell In

Rob and Laura recount vastly different versions of a marital spat that sends Rob storming out of the house.

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Episode 10

The Secret Life of Buddy and Sally

Rob suspects cowriters Buddy and Sally of carrying on a clandestine romance.

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Episode 11

A Bird in the Head Hurts

Richie runs into the house screaming that he has been pecked on the head by a giant woodpecker.

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Episode 12

Gesundheit, Darling

Rob begins to fear he is allergic to his own family when proximity to Laura and Richie starts him sneezing.

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Episode 13

A Man's Teeth Are Not His Own

Rob feels that he has betrayed his dentist friend, Jerry Helper, when he lets another dentist work on his teeth.

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Episode 14

Somebody Has to Play Cleopatra

Rob directs an amateur theatrical in which rehearsals are dogged by controversy over the casting of a key part--Cleopatra. Bob Crane guest stars.

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Episode 15

The Cat Burglar

A phantom burglar pillages the Petrie home, but the police are baffled as to how he did it.

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Episode 16

The Foul Weather Girl

Laura sees a singing weather girl as a threat to her marriage.

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Episode 17

Will You Two Be My Wife?

Rob is slapped, kicked, and screamed at--among other things--by the girl he left behind when he entered the Army. Barbara Bain guest stars.

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Episode 18

Ray Murdock's X-Ray

Rob finds himself in hot water after giving a television interview in which he unwittingly portrays his wife Laura as a nut.

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Episode 19

I Was a Teenage Head Writer

An office crisis sets Rob to reminiscing about his hectic early days as a comedy writer.

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Episode 20

It May Look Like a Walnut!

Under the influence of science fiction, Rob fears that a walnut will steal his imagination and his thumbs. Danny Thomas guest-stars.

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Episode 21

My Husband Is a Check-Grabber

Laura tries to break Rob of his expensive habit of picking up the check.

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Episode 22

Don't Trip Over That Mountain

To his great regret, Rob ignores Laura's warning to stay off the big slopes on his first skiing excursion.

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Episode 23

Give Me Your Walls!

When Rob's living room needs a paint job, he hires a colorful master painter of Rome, Florence, and Brooklyn. Vito Scotti guest stars.

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Episode 24

The Sam Pomerantz Scandals

Rob, Laura and the office gang put together a variety show to help out an old friend.

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Episode 25

The Square Triangle

A French singing idol, who has played a curious part in both Rob's and Laura's past, suddenly reappears.

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Episode 26

I'm No Henry Walden!

Rob finds himself very out of place at a dinner party for celebrated literati. Carl Reiner guest-stars.

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Episode 27

Racy Tracy Rattigan

A romantic British film star arouses Rob's ire by his attention to Laura. Richard Dawson guest-stars.

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Episode 28

Divorce

Rob finds himself caught in the middle after Buddy announces he is going to divorce Pickles.

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Episode 29

It's a Shame She Married Me

Rob suffers pangs of jealousy when Laura meets a successful old flame. Robert Vaughn guest-stars.

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Episode 30

A Surprise Surprise Is a Surprise

Laura despairs when husband Rob learns of her elaborate plans to throw a surprise party for him.

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Episode 31

Jilting the Jilter

Sally gets a marriage proposal from an opportunistic comedian who wants her to write his material.

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Episode 32

When a Bowling Pin Talks, Listen

Rob finds himself in hot water after inadvertently lifting a comedy idea from another show.