The Dick Van Dyke Show - Season 4 Episodes

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Episode 1

My Mother Can Beat Up My Father

Laura proves herself more proficient than Rob in the art of self-defense.

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Episode 2

The Ghost of A. Chantz

Rob, Laura, Sally, and Buddy spend a frightening night in a haunted cabin at a mountain resort.

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Episode 3

The Lady and the Babysitter

Rob and Laura are unaware that their teenage babysitter has a crush on Laura.

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Episode 4

A Vigilante Ripped My Sports Coat

Rob's friendship with Jerry is almost destroyed in a row over a neighbor's crab grass.

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Episode 5

The Man from Emperor

When Rob is offered a job as humor consultant on a magazine for men-about-town, he runs into misgivings from Laura.

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Episode 6

Romances, Roses, and Rye Bread

Sally is romanced by a secret admirer when the owner of a delicatessen delivers flowers with her sandwich.

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Episode 7

4 1/2 (Part 1 of 2)

Rob and Laura are on their way to see Laura's obstetrician when they are trapped in a stalled elevator with a hold-up man. Don Rickles guest-stars.

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Episode 8

The Alan Brady Show Goes to Jail (Part 2 of 2)

The Alan Brady writers entertain at a prison and Rob gets locked up with the inmates. Don Rickles guest-stars.

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Episode 9

Three Letters from One Wife

Rob risks his job when he convinces Alan Brady to do a cultural documentary program.

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Episode 10

Pink Pills and Purple Parents

Laura takes two of Millie's prescription pills and suffers disastrous side effects.

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Episode 11

It Wouldn't Hurt Them to Give Us a Raise

Rob tries to get a raise for Buddy and Sally from Alan Brady's tight-fisted accountant.

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Episode 12

The Death of the Party

Rob struggles through a party for Laura's relatives rather than admit he is sick as a dog.

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Episode 13

My Two Show-Offs and Me

The prospect of being the subjects in a national magazine story brings out the egotistical worst in Rob, Sally, and Buddy.

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Episode 14

Stretch Petrie vs. Kid Schenk

Rob is forced to squelch the scheme of an opportunistic old friend. Jack Carter guest-stars.

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Episode 15

Brother, Can You Spare $2500?

Rob receives a ransom demand of $2500 for his lost television script.

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Episode 16

The Impractical Joke

Rob resorts to psychological warfare to get even with a practical joker.

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Episode 17

Stacey Petrie (1)

Rob's younger brother involves Sally in a romantic Waterloo. Jerry Van Dyke guest-stars.

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Episode 18

Stacey Petrie (2)

Rob's brother Stacey Petrie tries to save his new coffeehouse from closing and his romance from ending. Jerry Van Dyke guest-stars.

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Episode 19

Boy #1, Boy #2

Laura and Millie become unbearable stage mothers when their sons are cast in a television commercial.

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Episode 20

The Redcoats Are Coming

The Petries are invaded by a horde of teenagers when they entertain two British rock-and-roll idols. Chad & Jeremy guest-stars.

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Episode 21

The Case of the Pillow

Rob becomes a trial lawyer to prosecute a shifty salesman.

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Episode 22

Young Man With a Shoehorn

When he invests in a shoe store, Rob learns that a shoe clerk's lot is not always a happy one.

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Episode 23

Girls Will Be Boys

The Petries face a problem when Richie is beaten up by a pretty little girl who loves him.

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Episode 24

Bupkis

Rob learns that a song he wrote with an old buddy is about to be a hit, and he starts a fight over authorship rights. Greg Morris guest-stars.

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Episode 25

Your Home Sweet Home is My Home Sweet Home

Rob recalls the time he and his best friend tried to buy the same house.

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Episode 26

Anthony Stone

Sally's new tall, dark and handsome boyfriend is secretive about what he does for a living.

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Episode 27

Never Bathe on Saturday

The Petries' romantic second honeymoon becomes a disaster when Laura's toe gets caught in a bath spout.

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Episode 28

A Show of Hands

Just before they are due at a formal banquet, Rob and Laura accidentally dye their hands an indelible black.

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Episode 29

Baby Fat

Rob helps Alan Brady by rewriting a play starring the comic.

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Episode 30

100 Terrible Hours

Rob recalls his job interview with Alan Brady near the end of an arduous keep-awake marathon.

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Episode 31

Br-rooom, Br-rooom

Rob buys a motorcycle and is arrested as a joy-riding delinquent the first time out.

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Episode 32

There's No Sale Like Wholesale

Rob and Laura learn that buying a fur coat wholesale can be trouble when their "connection" is Buddy Sorrell.