The Dick Van Dyke Show - Season 5 Episodes
“The Dick Van Dyke Show Revisited”
“Coast-to-Coast Big Mouth”
Laura blurts out a top secret on a national television quiz show--that comedian Alan Brady wears a toupee.
“A Farewell to Writing”
Rob sets out to write a book during his vacation, but has trouble getting started.
Rob sees a flying saucer and tracks it to its lair--the office above his own.
“The Ugliest Dog in the World”
Rob and Laura try to find a permanent home for an ugly little mutt from the dog pound.
“No Rice at My Wedding”
Rob and Laura recall their courtship days, when Rob almost lost Laura to another man. Van Williams guest-stars.
“Draw Me a Pear”
Rob and Laura enroll in an art class--and the beautiful instructress has designs on Rob.
“The Great Petrie Fortune”
Rob's dreams of inheriting a fortune are dashed until he realizes the intangible worth of an old photograph.
“Odd But True”
Rob is offered $500 because the freckles on his back are in the shape of the Liberty Bell.
Rob and Laura have an unusual houseguest, a bullfighter named Manuel who installs himself as a handyman.
“Go Tell the Birds and Bees”
When Richie spins a few fantastic stories for his friends, his parents wind up in the school psychologist's office.
“Body and Sol”
Rob recalls the time he defended his title as middleweight champion of the Army camp.
“See Rob Write -- Write, Rob, Write”
Rob and Laura become rivals when each writes a story for children.
“You're Under Arrest”
Rob goes out to cool off after a quarrel with Laura and winds up in trouble with the law.
“Fifty-Two, Forty-Five or Work”
Rob recalls the time he was out of work with a new home, no furniture, and a pregnant wife.
“Who Stole My Watch?”
Rob loses his friends as well as his watch when the friends learn they're all under suspicion.
“I Do Not Choose to Run (Part 1 of 2)”
Rob can't make up his mind when asked to be a candidate for the city council. Arte Johnson guest-stars.
“The Making of a Councilman (Part 2 of 2)”
Rob agrees to run for office but realizes he'd prefer to vote for his brainy opponent. Wally Cox guest-stars.
“The Curse of the Petrie People”
Rob's parents give a family heirloom piece of jewelry to Laura, who accidentally drops it in the garbage disposal.
“The Bottom of Mel Cooley's Heart”
When Mel Cooley takes Rob's advice and stands up to Alan Brady, he is promptly fired.
“Remember the Alimony”
Rob and Laura recall the time they filled in an application for a $10 divorce.
“Dear Sally Rogers”
As a gag, Sally advertises for a husband on a national television show and is flooded with fan mail.
“Buddy Sorrell, Man and Boy”
Symptoms and evidence indicate that Buddy is either seeing a psychiatrist or having an affair.
“Bad Reception in Albany”
Rob and Laura attend a wedding in Albany. In order to get an idea for a sketch, Rob has to locate a television set to watch a special show.
“Talk to the Snail”
Believing that comedian Alan Brady plans to cut down his writing staff, Rob applies for a job with a ventriloquist. Paul Winchell, Henry Gibson guest-star.
“A Day in the Life of Alan Brady”
The Petries' anniversary party for the Helpers turns into a television documentary for Alan Brady.
“Obnoxious, Offensive, Egomaniac, Etc.”
Rob and his writers are in big trouble for adding insults to an Alan Brady script.
“The Man from My Uncle”
The Petrie home becomes a command post when government agents put a neighbor's home under surveillance. Godfrey Cambridge guest-stars.
“You Ought to Be in Pictures”
Rob is cast opposite a gorgeous Italian actress in a low-budget film and turns out to be the screen's worst lover.
“Love Thy Other Neighbor”
Rob and Laura are dismayed by Millie Helper's jealousy of their new neighbors.
“Long Night's Journey into Day”
Laura and Millie spend a harrowing night alone when Rob and Jerry go off on a fishing trip.
The Petries and their friends are transported to the Wild West when Rob dreams he is a frontier sheriff.
“The Last Chapter”
Rob's autobiography conjures up scenes from the past and leads Alan Brady to buy the book for a television series.