The King of Queens


The King of Queens - Season 3 Episodes

The King of Queens S3E1
Episode 1

Do Rico

Doug does an imitation of Rico, a person he works with to get Carrie to have sex with him. But then when Carrie wants him to do the voice again, Doug worries she doesn't want him anymore.

The King of Queens S3E2
Episode 2

Roast Chicken

Carrie makes Doug give his boss a card for his 20 years with the company. Mr. Fisker thinks it is so funny that he makes Doug roast him at a banquet, and Doug worries about losing his job for making fun of his boss.

The King of Queens S3E3
Episode 3

Fatty McButterpants

Doug decides he is too fat, and vows to lose 30 pounds.

The King of Queens S3E4
Episode 4

Class Struggle

Carrie decides she wants to go back to college after seeing her friends reaction when she tells them she never went.

The King of Queens S3E5
Episode 5

Strike One

Doug decides he can't take his car anymore and buys a new one against Carrie's wishes. IPS goes on strike a few days later, and Carrie is forced to work overtime to pay for it.

The King of Queens S3E6
Episode 6

Strike Too

The IPS strike is still going so Doug gets a job substitute teaching at the school where his sister works.

The King of Queens S3E7
Episode 7

Strike Out

Doug and Deacon are going insane from boredom during the strike. They get together with Arthur and start pulling stupid pranks on people to entertain themselves.

The King of Queens S3E8
Episode 8

Dark Meet

Doug and Carrie are arguing about who was the first one to tell each other "I love you". They think back to the day it happened, the day when Doug first met Carrie's family.

The King of Queens S3E9
Episode 9

Twisted Sitters

Doug and Carrie have to watch Deacon and Kelly's kids while they are out of town. When one of the kids sees them having sex, they have to find a way to keep him from saying anything.

The King of Queens S3E10
Episode 10

Work Related

Arthur starts working at Carrie's law-firm with her. Doug and Deacon are having a prank war.

The King of Queens S3E11
Episode 11

Better Camera

Doug buys Carrie a camera for Christmas, but her office gives her a better one. Lou Ferrigno moves in next door.

The King of Queens S3E12
Episode 12

Wedding Presence

Doug and Carrie try to go to a wedding but not have to stay.

The King of Queens S3E13
Episode 13

Hi Def-Jam

Doug convinces his sister to go out with Carrie's boss so that he can go to his house to watch the Super Bowl on his high-def TV.

The King of Queens S3E14
Episode 14

Paint Misbehavin'

Doug makes Carrie tell him people she knows that she finds attractive, and she says Deacon. Deacon is having a birthday party at a paintball course and it turns into a war.

The King of Queens S3E15
Episode 15

Deacon Blues

Doug finds Deacon out with another woman and Deacon makes him promise not to say anything. When Carrie finds out, she begins to question their marriage because Doug and her have different views on whether or not it is cheating.

The King of Queens S3E16
Episode 16

Horizontal Hold

Carrie reads an article about how couples sometimes substitute sex for communication and she makes Doug agree that they won't have sex for 3 weeks.

The King of Queens S3E17
Episode 17

Inner Tube

Doug lies to Carrie about having to work late so that he can play mud football with his friends. Doug gets sick and then Arthur makes him feel even worse for lying to Carrie.

The King of Queens S3E18
Episode 18

Papa Pill

Doug feels sorry for Arthur and lets him go to a bar instead of a dance at his senior center. When Carrie finds out she gives Doug full control of Arthur, and Doug realizes how hard it is to deal with him.

The King of Queens S3E19
Episode 19

Package Deal

Doug finds out people at FedEx might be interested in him so he uses that to try to get his boss to give him more money. Carrie gets addicted to tanning cream after she agrees to put it on Lou while his wife is out of town.

The King of Queens S3E20
Episode 20

Separation Anxiety

Doug and Carrie go to a movie with Kelly while Deacon watches the kids. While at the movies, Carrie finds a co-worker who likes Kelly. Kelly decides to go on a date with him, and Deacon asks Doug to help him win his wife back.

The King of Queens S3E21
Episode 21

Departure Time

Doug and Carrie go to visit Doug's parents at the airport while they are waiting for their flight. Doug's parents give Doug a living will to sign, but Doug is upset that they marked "do not resuscitate" on everything.

The King of Queens S3E22
Episode 22

Swim Neighbors

After a storm destroys their fence, Doug and Carrie's neighbors come over to try to convince them to let the fence stay down, so they can have a combined backyard. When Carrie doesn't like the idea, she rushes to build a new fence, which offends their neighbors. Then the Sackskys build a pool that overlooks their yard, and Carrie wants to sue.

The King of Queens S3E23
Episode 23

S'no Job

Doug's uncle Stu asks him to get Danny a job at IPS and Doug doesn't want Danny working there. He gets Danny the interview but convinces Supervisor O'Boyle to not hire him, then Doug feels guilty about it.

The King of Queens S3E24
Episode 24

Pregnant Pause (1)

Carrie starts to worry that she might be pregnant and it couldn't happen at a worse time. When Arthur finds out he tries to convince her to tell Doug and when she won't, he brings Doug to her.

The King of Queens S3E25
Episode 25

Pregnant Pause (2)

Doug tells Carrie not to worry about the baby and he takes a second job to help store up money. When Carrie sees it is too much for Doug she decides she wants to help. In the end she loses the baby.