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1

First Sunday

"Typical token black comedy and not funny in anyway"
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2

In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale

"Uwe Boll's attempt at lame convoluted fantasy"
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3

How She Move

"Dance movies are all the same i'm sick of watching Save The Last Dance every damn year"
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4

Meet the Spartans

"Another Seltzer/Friedberg abortion...although sadly their best one"
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5

The Hottie & the Nottie

"Paris Hilton in a money grubbing storyless film"
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6

Doomsday

"Retardedly over the top the freakin villain screams as his severed head flies through the air WTF knights in the future? Fuck this"
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7

Shutter

"Poorly written run of the mill ghost horror with a ridiculous twist"
1.5 Stars
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8

Prom Night

"Doesn't try to even be creative with kills or anything just a poor slasher remake"
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9

Meet Dave

"Eddie Murphy's official collapse into comedy hell it's direct to DVD from here on Eddie sorry"
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10

Disaster Movie

"Seltzer and Friedberg are back again!"
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11

Eagle Eye

"I-Robot and countless other movies did this plot better and did without a lame jet flying under a tunnel scene"
1.5 Stars
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12

Max Payne

"An action movie with no action where not a fucking thing happens!"
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13

Twilight

"It wants soo desperatly bad to be the vamp equivalent of Harry potter but it's lost in it's own fangirl fan fiction like writing"
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14

Punisher: War Zone

"Way to kill a legend third strike and you are out Frank i hate to say it"
0.5 Star
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