Michael-Kolesik

Michael-Kolesik

Joined March 22nd, 2011

    2 months ago
    Michael-Kolesik commented on a news article
    ‘Ghostbusters’ Star Leslie Jones Lashes Out at All the Haters

    ‘Ghostbusters’ Star Leslie Jones Lashes Out at All the Haters

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Yeah, real freakin' classy, you freakin' idiot. Way to live up to the legacies of Murray, Akroyd, Hudson and Ramis. "Hey, people are hating our movie for how trashy we've handled the whole thing. LET'S PROVE THEM WRONG BY DOING EXACTLY WHAT THEY'RE ACCUSING US OF!!! THAT'LL PROVE THOSE HATERS WRONG!!!" What flawless, pristine logic. Oh, and good job playing the feminazi "you just hate women" misogyny card again, you bimbo. We hate it because it's a remake of literally the greatest movie of all time. An inherent sacrilege and heresy. So keep playing that misogyny card and keep telling your audience and the people who WOULD be bringing you your money that you don't give a sh*t what they think. I'm so certain beyond all shadow of a doubt that THAT will get your sh*tty movie it's ratings and box office numbers. Keep fighting the good fight, sister.
    3 months ago
    Michael-Kolesik replied to a comment
    ‘Fantastic Four 2’ Finally Canceled?

    ‘Fantastic Four 2’ Finally Canceled?

    And this is coming from a guy who's hated every good movie and loved every bad movie to come out of Hollywood for the past 5 years. Uh-huh, sure, okay, we totally believe you that "Fantastic Four isn't bad." Right.
    3 months ago
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    ‘Fantastic Four 2’ Finally Canceled?

    ‘Fantastic Four 2’ Finally Canceled?

    I like how you mention how many times Spider-Man's been rebooted and then say another F4 reboot done in the MCU won't happen. Flawless logic.
    5 months ago
    Michael-Kolesik commented on a news article
    ‘Pacific Rim 2’ May Get Canceled

    ‘Pacific Rim 2’ May Get Canceled

    This is freakin' cute. Did ANY of the reporters here at the glorious site of journalistic integrity bother to ask Del Toro to confirm any of this? No? Then shut up.
    5 months ago
    Michael-Kolesik commented on a news article
    5 months ago
    Michael-Kolesik commented on a news article
    Is ‘Akira’ Christopher Nolan's Next Movie?

    Is ‘Akira’ Christopher Nolan's Next Movie?

    PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT because live action movies based on animes have NEVER failed before, right? And Christopher Nolan? Are you kidding me? What's he going to do, make the hero some guy with a serious case of asthma for 3 movies? Is he going to make the hero a hypocrite and liar who says "No guns" and then shoots everyone up? Pass.
    5 months ago
    Michael-Kolesik commented on a news article
    5 months ago
    Michael-Kolesik commented on a news article
    ‘Mega Man’ Live-Action Movie in Development at Fox

    ‘Mega Man’ Live-Action Movie in Development at Fox

    Because SURELY this is not going to be a failure just like every video game adaptation movie before it.
    5 months ago
    Michael-Kolesik commented on a news article
    Apple Co-Founder Steve Wozniak Praises ‘Steve Jobs’ Movie

    Apple Co-Founder Steve Wozniak Praises ‘Steve Jobs’ Movie

    I just hope this movie tells the TRUTH and shows Jobs for the black-hearted *sshole sc*mbag he really was.
    6 months ago
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    ‘Captain America: Civil War’ Trailer Footage Leaks

    ‘Captain America: Civil War’ Trailer Footage Leaks

    Remember: No fun allowed! Everything has to be SUPER SERIOUS TRYHARD EDGY BUSINESS, YOU GUYS!!!
    6 months ago
    Michael-Kolesik commented on a news article
    ‘Borderlands’ Movie Happening with ‘Spider-Man’ Producers

    ‘Borderlands’ Movie Happening with ‘Spider-Man’ Producers

    "renowned producers Avi Arad and Ari Arad... who are responsible for some of the most SUCCESSFUL motion picture and television franchises in history, including... Spider-Man, The Amazing Spider-Man, X-Men, Ghost Rider and Blade." AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTPAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA This movie's doomed.
    6 months ago
    Michael-Kolesik commented on a news article
    ‘Straight Outta Compton’ Dominates Box Office Again with $26.8M

    ‘Straight Outta Compton’ Dominates Box Office Again with $26.8M

    Yeah, going up against things like Fantastic 4 and then declaring it a "winner." That's like beating up the handicapped kid on the playground and then thinking you have the biggest balls in the world. Freakin' stupid.
    6 months ago
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    Nathan Fillion Wants to Play This DC Comics Superhero

    Nathan Fillion Wants to Play This DC Comics Superhero

    Tell us how you really feel. Feel better?
    6 months ago
    Michael-Kolesik commented on a news article
    ‘Suicide Squad’ Cast & Director Give Each Other Matching Tattoos

    ‘Suicide Squad’ Cast & Director Give Each Other Matching Tattoos

    Oh ho ho, now THAT'S a tattoo they're going to regret one day. Probably when this movie ends up with an 8% rating on Rotten Tomatoes.
    6 months ago
    Michael-Kolesik commented on a news article
    ‘Captain America 3’: What Deadly Event Ignites ‘Civil War’?

    ‘Captain America 3’: What Deadly Event Ignites ‘Civil War’?

    "but since S.H.I.E.L.D. was torn apart in Captain America: The Winter Soldier, it's unlikely the organization will have any sort of presence here." Ummmmmmmm... Considering Agents of Shield and Age of Ultron have CLEARLY shown SHIELD rebuilding very quickly, I don't know where you're getting this statement from.
    6 months ago
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    6 months ago
    Michael-Kolesik commented on a news article
    ‘Fantastic Four’ Review: This Marvel Reboot Is Doomed

    ‘Fantastic Four’ Review: This Marvel Reboot Is Doomed

    Stop blaming Marvel for this sh*t. This is 110% 20TH CENTURY FOX'S FAULT. They REFUSED to listen to anything Marvel said on this movie, and this is what happened. I guarantee you when Marvel gets the rights back and makes THEIR OWN Fantastic Four, it might be just as good as Iron Man or Winter Soldier
    6 months ago
    Michael-Kolesik commented on a news article
    Should ‘Fantastic Four 2’ Bring in Namor & Silver Surfer?

    Should ‘Fantastic Four 2’ Bring in Namor & Silver Surfer?

    >Implying that the first movie is NOT going to bomb horrifically and even have a slight chance of getting a sequel greenlit. Dream on, Fox. Dream on...
    7 months ago
    Michael-Kolesik commented on a news article
    Why Did ‘Pixels’ Cut Super Mario Post-Credit Scene?

    Why Did ‘Pixels’ Cut Super Mario Post-Credit Scene?

    Probably because they didn't want to ruin Mario like the same way they brutally molested all the other franchises.
    7 months ago
    Michael-Kolesik replied to a comment
    ‘Game of Thrones’ Author Is Tired of Marvel Movie Villains

    ‘Game of Thrones’ Author Is Tired of Marvel Movie Villains

    A.I.M., Svaris, Mandarin, Justin Hammer, Whiplash, Loki, Red Skull, Thanos, Malekith, Winter Soldier, Ronan, Nebula, The Collector, Ultron. Your argument is rendered invalid
    7 months ago
    Michael-Kolesik commented on a news article
    ‘Toy Story 4’: Don Rickles Will Return as Mr. Potato Head

    ‘Toy Story 4’: Don Rickles Will Return as Mr. Potato Head

    This is just milking the franchise. I never thought I'd see the day when PIXAR begins to go into sequel overkill. Oh yeah, sh*t, I forgot about Cars 2 and Planes.