Joined May 5th, 2011
I call Shenanigans! Not one person in the history of Movieweb giveaways, has ever won by posting comments on why they should win anything... ever!
Does it really matter what I write here? Doesn't a monkey just fling his poop at a list of all our unread comments on a chart and that's how the winner is selected?
Cause nothing goes better with my Quisp cereal, than Cowboys and Aliens gear.
Why all these prizes must be mine: I need the Tote Bag to carry all the broken dreams of the people who didn't win these cool prizes. I need the J. America Vintage Track Jacket cause the red will match the red the losers see when I win. I need the Plush Monkey with Vest cause c'mon it's a monkey in a vest! I need the Silicone Bands/Dice Drinking Game in The Hangover Part II Box cause people will think I actually support some noble cause like, save the dying monkey in a vest population. I need the Men's Yellow "Labrador Retriever" T-shirt cause I miss my dog... Old Yeller. I need the "Bangkok" Straw Hat cause I giggle at the word Bangkok. I need the Ladies' "Bangkok's Tattoo Parlor" T-shirt cause I assume it comes with a lady too. I need the Flask cause a flask with the words Hangover on it would never raise susp*cions of my drinking problem. I need the Monkey Air Freshener cause it's made of bits or real monkeys. I need the Tattoo Sheet cause it will complete my 3rd sheet in the collection so I can be 3 sheets to the wind. I need the The Hangover Part II Soundtrack CD cause CD players don't exist anymore and it would make a great coaster.