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fat-jesus

Joined July 30th, 2010

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Rooney Mara Moves to ‘Brooklyn’

Rooney Mara Moves to ‘Brooklyn’

She's taking all these roles to shake the stink of Elm Street off her.
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‘The Happytime Murders’ Concept Art Offers Gruesome Puppet Murder Scene

‘The Happytime Murders’ Concept Art Offers Gruesome Puppet Murder Scene

So it's like Watchmen, with puppets replacing heroes? No way will this be a legit R-rated movie.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone Prepare for ‘The Tomb’ Hospital Photo

Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone Prepare for ‘The Tomb’ Hospital Photo

I just imagine their conversations being weird as sh*t. Not sure why.
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‘Boardwalk Empire’ Lands Bobby Cannavale for Season 3

‘Boardwalk Empire’ Lands Bobby Cannavale for Season 3

So this is the dude that's supposed to play the young, Cagney-type role to keep things fresh in the wake of you-know-who's death? It'll be hard for me to adjust.
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‘Death Wish’ Remake Eyeing Russell Crowe Says Frank Grillo

‘Death Wish’ Remake Eyeing Russell Crowe Says Frank Grillo

Lumet and Lemmon? F*ck that would've been awesome.
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Nick Fury Debriefs ‘Marvel's The Avengers’ in Five New Photos

Nick Fury Debriefs ‘Marvel's The Avengers’ in Five New Photos

I can't help but feel this movie is just gonna be painfully average. And all the Whedon boners will go flaccid.
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Justin Bieber Eyes ‘Fear’ Remake

Justin Bieber Eyes ‘Fear’ Remake

Well, he could play the Alyssa Milano character.
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‘Dark Shadows’ Photo with Johnny Depp as Barnabas Collins

‘Dark Shadows’ Photo with Johnny Depp as Barnabas Collins

This character/performance already annoys me.
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Idris Elba Confirms His Return in ‘Thor 2’

Idris Elba Confirms His Return in ‘Thor 2’

He would've been perfect for Tarantino. F*CK. But so pumped for a big blockbustery Guillermo del Toro monster movie starring this dude.
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‘Magic Mike’ EW Photos Featuring Channing Tatum and Matthew Bomer

‘Magic Mike’ EW Photos Featuring Channing Tatum and Matthew Bomer

Please tell me there will be a Chris Pontius cameo.
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Amanda Seyfried Gets Nude for ‘Lovelace’

Amanda Seyfried Gets Nude for ‘Lovelace’

All I got from this is "blah, blah, blah, titti*s."
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‘Girl in Progress’ Trailer

‘Girl in Progress’ Trailer

Well I sure hope this GIRL isn't, INTERRUPTED. Ehh?