fat-jesus

fat-jesus

Joined July 30th, 2010

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Rooney Mara Moves to Brooklyn

Rooney Mara Moves to Brooklyn

She's taking all these roles to shake the stink of Elm Street off her.
4 years ago
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The Happytime Murders Concept Art Offers Gruesome Puppet Murder Scene

The Happytime Murders Concept Art Offers Gruesome Puppet Murder Scene

So it's like Watchmen, with puppets replacing heroes? No way will this be a legit R-rated movie.
4 years ago
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Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone Prepare for The Tomb Hospital Photo

Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone Prepare for The Tomb Hospital Photo

I just imagine their conversations being weird as sh*t. Not sure why.
4 years ago
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Boardwalk Empire Lands Bobby Cannavale for Season 3

Boardwalk Empire Lands Bobby Cannavale for Season 3

So this is the dude that's supposed to play the young, Cagney-type role to keep things fresh in the wake of you-know-who's death? It'll be hard for me to adjust.
4 years ago
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Death Wish Remake Eyeing Russell Crowe Says Frank Grillo

Death Wish Remake Eyeing Russell Crowe Says Frank Grillo

Lumet and Lemmon? F*ck that would've been awesome.
4 years ago
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Nick Fury Debriefs Marvel's The Avengers in Five New Photos

Nick Fury Debriefs Marvel's The Avengers in Five New Photos

I can't help but feel this movie is just gonna be painfully average. And all the Whedon boners will go flaccid.
4 years ago
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Justin Bieber Eyes Fear Remake

Justin Bieber Eyes Fear Remake

Well, he could play the Alyssa Milano character.
4 years ago
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Dark Shadows Photo with Johnny Depp as Barnabas Collins

Dark Shadows Photo with Johnny Depp as Barnabas Collins

This character/performance already annoys me.
4 years ago
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The Hunger Games Katniss and Peeta Tribute Parade Photo

The Hunger Games Katniss and Peeta Tribute Parade Photo

Is the tribute parade also a kinky rave?
4 years ago
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Idris Elba Confirms His Return in Thor 2

Idris Elba Confirms His Return in Thor 2

He would've been perfect for Tarantino. F*CK. But so pumped for a big blockbustery Guillermo del Toro monster movie starring this dude.
4 years ago
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Magic Mike EW Photos Featuring Channing Tatum and Matthew Bomer

Magic Mike EW Photos Featuring Channing Tatum and Matthew Bomer

Please tell me there will be a Chris Pontius cameo.
4 years ago
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Amanda Seyfried Gets Nude for Lovelace

Amanda Seyfried Gets Nude for Lovelace

All I got from this is "blah, blah, blah, titti*s."
4 years ago
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Girl in Progress Trailer

Girl in Progress Trailer

Well I sure hope this GIRL isn't, INTERRUPTED. Ehh?