monkey03

monkey03

Joined May 11th, 2008

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6 years ago
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6 years ago
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‘The Marine 2’ Gets Action-Packed on DVD and Blu-ray on December 29th

‘The Marine 2’ Gets Action-Packed on DVD and Blu-ray on December 29th

F*ck me sideways, the first one was f*cking terrible.
6 years ago
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‘Rambo 5’ in the Works!

As the previous folks said. Bring it, Sly. Even though I thought the last one was to be the last one indeed. It seems he's not going down without a fight.
6 years ago
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Jon Hamm Joins ‘Sucker Punch!’

Jon Hamm Joins ‘Sucker Punch!’

This movie will be the sh*t, in a LSD meets Alice In Wonderland with machine guns kinda way.
6 years ago
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Brand New ‘Whiteout’ Poster Unleashed!

The Graphic novel kicks some serious ass, hopefully, the movie will kick some as well.
6 years ago
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EXCLUSIVE: Stuart Beattie Discusses ‘G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra’

EXCLUSIVE: Stuart Beattie Discusses ‘G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra’

I've watched it twice and had the same amount of fun. It wasn't perfect but I really enjoyed it.
6 years ago
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6 years ago
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G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra Review

G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra Review

Kids, THAT's how you do a review. Props to julianroman, I'll buy tickets without a second thought to watch this sh*t in the theater the day it premiers.
6 years ago
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Morgan Freeman Is Seeing ‘Red’

@J.A Ottley: Yes, Willis is the retired agent. Paul Moses. The miniseries is great, an action packed, well-written and well-drawn 3 issued deal. They can't screw it up. Yes, it's THAT awesome.
6 years ago
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6 years ago
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6 years ago
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James Cameron Directing a Portion of ‘Heavy Metal’

Literally, this is a pretty heavy line-up!
6 years ago
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New Photos from Gerard Butler's ‘Gamer’

New Photos from Gerard Butler's ‘Gamer’

Neveldine/Taylor are getting away with this. Gosh, I totally love these guys, they stick to a revamped grindhouse formula that works just fine. Gamer looks hyper-sweet (when sweet isn't just enough).
6 years ago
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6 years ago
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First ‘Sherlock Holmes’ Trailer Is Here!

First ‘Sherlock Holmes’ Trailer Is Here!

Although words can't possibly describe that video's sheer awesomeness, people will complain about Ritchie being a monster that will rape their childhood's memories. Either way... F*ck me running! Trailer looks great and i'm really looking forward to watch it!
6 years ago
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Tom Hiddleston Cast as Loki in ‘Thor’

Tom Hiddleston Cast as Loki in ‘Thor’

They should stick with the Ultimate line type of chracters while making these movies. Iron Man wasn't much of an Ultimate approach but it was awesome, Hulk was pretty faithful to the classic TV series. But then again, people will not swallow classic looks on characters like Captain America and Thor, they need to crank up their gear when they appear on screen. Ergo, they wouldn't look stupid.
6 years ago
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Crank High Voltage Review

Crank High Voltage Review

Too bad this movie is not going to open here in Venezuela. But don't worry about me... I'll watch it, I will. P.S I TOTALLY LOVED THE FIRST ONE!
6 years ago
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Brittany Murphy and David Zayas Join ‘The Expendables’

Brittany Murphy and David Zayas Join ‘The Expendables’

This movie is slowly climbing up its way as one of the greatest action movies of all time. It'd be R-rated as well, so what could possibly go wrong?