pypebomb

pypebomb

Joined September 6th, 2007

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6 years ago
pypebomb commented on a news article

New ‘The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus’ Poster Hits

I thought Heath Ledger (c*ck smoking f*ggot that he is) was dead as fried chicken.....WTF is this bullsh*t?!?!?
6 years ago
pypebomb commented on a news article
The 3rd ‘Avatar’ TV Spot Arrives

The 3rd ‘Avatar’ TV Spot Arrives

Saw the 16min sneek peek in Imax 3d...i'll be there on opening day, ready to f*cking spill the f*cking blood of any line jumpers.
6 years ago
pypebomb commented on a news article
BOX OFFICE BEAT DOWN: ‘Inglourious Basterds’ Slays the Box Office Competition with $37.6 Million

BOX OFFICE BEAT DOWN: ‘Inglourious Basterds’ Slays the Box Office Competition with $37.6 Million

Inglourious Basterds was good as sh*t. I am suprised it didn't rake in more jew loot.
6 years ago
pypebomb commented on a news article

‘The Eagle of the Ninth’ Begins Shooting in Hungary

Absolutely horrible line-up of actors...perhaps this will be cool, but I f*cking seriously doubt it.
6 years ago
pypebomb commented on a news article
Juan Carlos Fresnadillo Enters ‘Bioshock’

Juan Carlos Fresnadillo Enters ‘Bioshock’

Ottley...for some reason I want to choke the f*cking life out of you. You're a bullsh*t, fake, piece of sh*t, mother f*cker that searches the internet for 'movie info' and claims it to be your insider information. You used to go by the name of 'Chronic', but now you get your jollies acting like you're some kind of industry expert. I CALL BULLSH*T...ANYONE CAN UNEARTH THE INFO YOU PORTRAY AS YOUR EXPERT KNOWLEDGE. GO EAT A DICK! OR...COME TO TEXAS AND GET THE F*CK BEAT OUT OF YOU FOR POSING. BITCH!!!!
6 years ago
pypebomb commented on a news article
The ‘Inception’ Teaser Trailer Is Here!

The ‘Inception’ Teaser Trailer Is Here!

Weird...original...I like it.
6 years ago
pypebomb commented on a news article

‘Avatar’ Trailer Nabs 4 Million Streams

SAW THE 16 MINUTE SNEAK IN IMAX 3-D LAST FRIDAY NIGHT!!! First and foremost, this movie was made for and intended to be seen on an Imax 3-D screen... The visuals were utterly amazing! You really felt as though you were in the scene, right along with these space marines and the Navi. Rundown of the 16min Sneak (don't get dissappointed by the teaser trailer...it shows you nothing, and you have no clue how cool this movie is until you see it in 3-D) 1. First Scene: The high ranking military (with 3 scars on the side of his head). Walks into a big room filled with soldiers and starts talking about Pandora. He goes on to say that he will not be able to protect all of them, and some of the soldiers will certainly die. The Sam Worthing rolls up in a wheelchair and throws down his duffle bag. End Scene -- 2. The next scene is similar to what you saw in the teaser (excep more detail). Sam is looking at the big blue Navi in the holding tank. He then gets loaded into a cat-scan looking machine by Sigourney Weaver and undergoes the process of teleporting himself into the big blue alien. The scene continues with him standing up and learning to walk and use his new legs. Eventually the scientists try and convince him to sit down and relax but he just won't, and finally bursts out of the room and takes off runnning. End Scene -- 3. The Next scene is on Sam (in his Avatar body) walking thru the Pandora jungle (along with Sigourney Wearer in her avatar body, as well as others). They happen up a pack of large dinosaur looking things and one of them approaches Sam aggressively. He stands his ground and it backs away only because there is a large viscious looking tiger thing sneaking up from behind Sam (you see this mean ass looking thing in the teaser). A huge chase ensues with Sam running thru the jungle nearly getting eaten by this thing at every turn. The 3-D here was jaw dropping...you really felt like this thing was chasing you...utterly nerve-racking and amazing at the same time. End Scene -- 4. The next scene is of Sam (still in his Avatar body) walking thru the jungle with a native Pandora Navi girl...she is scolding him about being there and the animals having to die, and how it was so unnecessary. During this walk you get to realy see the Pandora jungle at daytime and see all the plantlife. We then cut to night time in the jungle, and f*cking hell, was it cool...everything glistened and lit up and f*cking fire flie looking things and all sorts of sh*t. The effects were so f*cking cool in the jungle at night...I could watch this sh*t for hours. End Scene -- 5. The next scene is Sam and this Navi girl climbing a cliff...along with what appears to be the rest of her tribe. They get to the top where sh*t loads of the winged dragon-bird looking things are perched (growling and snapping and sh*t). She tells Sam that he will be chosen by one (this is his learning to fly lesson). He asks "How will I know I have been chosen", and she answers "It will try to kill you...". Well...this happens and he rides on of these winged f*ckers off the side of a cliff crashing and bouncing off the mountain as they tumble towards their deaths...but eventually he souts "straighten up and fly right"(or something like that)...and that thing straightens up and flys perfectly with Sam on its back. I gotta tell you that I felt like I was falling and flying with these f*ckers the whole way down. End Scene -- It then cut to a montage of battle scenes between the marines and the Navi...this was very similar to the last part of the teaser (just a lot more of it). All I can say it that I am SOLD...this is the coolest sh*t I have ever seen in a movie. The 3-D was not 'in your face...poking and bullsh*t like that'...it was immersive...and truely amazing to look at. SEE IT IN IMAX 3-D OR YOU'RE GONNA BE MISSING THE COOLEST THING TO HAPPEN TO MOVIES EVER!!!
6 years ago
pypebomb commented on a news article
The ‘Avatar’ Trailer and Video Game Trailer Has Arrived!

The ‘Avatar’ Trailer and Video Game Trailer Has Arrived!

Vanboy - I was lucky enough to get special screening passes from www.avatarmovie.com on Monday when they went up for grabs. We were handed the glasses as we walked into the theater. We were then shown a brief introduction by James Cameron and 16 minutes of select scenes from the movie.
6 years ago
pypebomb commented on a news article
The ‘Avatar’ Trailer and Video Game Trailer Has Arrived!

The ‘Avatar’ Trailer and Video Game Trailer Has Arrived!

SAW THE 16 MINUTE SNEAK IN IMAX 3-D LAST NIGHT!!! First and foremost, this movie was made for and intended to be seen on an Imax 3-D screen... The visuals were utterly amazing! You really felt as though you were in the scene, right along with these space marines and the Navi. Rundown of the 16min Sneak (don't get dissappointed by the teaser trailer...it shows you nothing, and you have no clue how cool this movie is until you see it in 3-D) 1. First Scene: The high ranking military (with 3 scars on the side of his head). Walks into a big room filled with soldiers and starts talking about Pandora. He goes on to say that he will not be able to protect all of them, and some of the soldiers will certainly die. The Sam Worthing rolls up in a wheelchair and throws down his duffle bag. End Scene -- 2. The next scene is similar to what you saw in the teaser (excep more detail). Sam is looking at the big blue Navi in the holding tank. He then gets loaded into a cat-scan looking machine by Sigourney Weaver and undergoes the process of teleporting himself into the big blue alien. The scene continues with him standing up and learning to walk and use his new legs. Eventually the scientists try and convince him to sit down and relax but he just won't, and finally bursts out of the room and takes off runnning. End Scene -- 3. The Next scene is on Sam (in his Avatar body) walking thru the Pandora jungle (along with Sigourney Wearer in her avatar body, as well as others). They happen up a pack of large dinosaur looking things and one of them approaches Sam aggressively. He stands his ground and it backs away only because there is a large viscious looking tiger thing sneaking up from behind Sam (you see this mean ass looking thing in the teaser). A huge chase ensues with Sam running thru the jungle nearly getting eaten by this thing at every turn. The 3-D here was jaw dropping...you really felt like this thing was chasing you...utterly nerve-racking and amazing at the same time. End Scene -- 4. The next scene is of Sam (still in his Avatar body) walking thru the jungle with a native Pandora Navi girl...she is scolding him about being there and the animals having to die, and how it was so unnecessary. During this walk you get to realy see the Pandora jungle at daytime and see all the plantlife. We then cut to night time in the jungle, and f*cking hell, was it cool...everything glistened and lit up and f*cking fire flie looking things and all sorts of sh*t. The effects were so f*cking cool in the jungle at night...I could watch this sh*t for hours. End Scene -- 5. The next scene is Sam and this Navi girl climbing a cliff...along with what appears to be the rest of her tribe. They get to the top where sh*t loads of the winged dragon-bird looking things are perched (growling and snapping and sh*t). She tells Sam that he will be chosen by one (this is his learning to fly lesson). He asks "How will I know I have been chosen", and she answers "It will try to kill you...". Well...this happens and he rides on of these winged f*ckers off the side of a cliff crashing and bouncing off the mountain as they tumble towards their deaths...but eventually he souts "straighten up and fly right"(or something like that)...and that thing straightens up and flys perfectly with Sam on its back. I gotta tell you that I felt like I was falling and flying with these f*ckers the whole way down. End Scene -- It then cut to a montage of battle scenes between the marines and the Navi...this was very similar to the last part of the teaser (just a lot more of it). All I can say it that I am SOLD...this is the coolest sh*t I have ever seen in a movie. The 3-D was not 'in your face...poking and bullsh*t like that'...it was immersive...and truely amazing to look at. SEE IT IN IMAX 3-D OR YOU'RE GONNA BE MISSING THE COOLEST THING TO HAPPEN TO MOVIES EVER!!!
6 years ago
pypebomb commented on a news article
Peter Berg Reveals His Plans for ‘Hancock 2’

Peter Berg Reveals His Plans for ‘Hancock 2’

F*ck this half-ass bullsh*t...the 1st one wasan utter failure. Why in the f*ck do we need another one????
6 years ago
pypebomb reviewed a movie
‘District 9’ Review

‘District 9’ Review

“The Ultimate Review for the Ultimate Sci-Fi Movie...”
6 years ago
pypebomb commented on a review
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra Review

G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra Review

I think you're a f*cking idiot. 4 stars for GI Joe !?!?! ...and MovieWeb has you marked as an official reviewer. You gotta be f*cking kidding me.
6 years ago
pypebomb commented on a review
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra Review

G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra Review

I have higher standards when it comes to shelling out my hard earned money. I would expect someone as preachy and long-winded as you to expect more as well. 4 STARS!?!?!? Why don't you sober up and re-think this.
6 years ago
pypebomb commented on a review
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra Review

G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra Review

Your review has a lot in common with the movie....IT SUCKS MORE C*CK THAN RICHARD SIMMONS AND ELTON JOHN AT A BOY SCOUTS JAMBOREE.
6 years ago
pypebomb reviewed a movie
‘G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra’ Review

‘G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra’ Review

“GI(ant) JO(k)E: The Rise of Cocksuck”
6 years ago
pypebomb commented on a news article

SDCC 2009: EXCLUSIVE: No ‘Ghostbusters 3’ for Sigourney Weaver

AVATAR WEBSITE IS UP! Here's the f*cking link: http://www.avatarmovie.com/ If movieweb had its sh*t together, they would have already posted this.
6 years ago
pypebomb commented on a news article
SDCC 2009: Grid VFX Video from ‘TRON Legacy’!

SDCC 2009: Grid VFX Video from ‘TRON Legacy’!

AVATAR WEBSITE IS UP! Here's the f*cking link: http://www.avatarmovie.com/ If movieweb had its sh*t together, they would have already posted this.
6 years ago
pypebomb commented on a news article
SDCC 2009: Next ‘Batman’ Movie Starts Filming Next Year!

SDCC 2009: Next ‘Batman’ Movie Starts Filming Next Year!

Shut the f*ck up you story-tellin' f*cking idiot...no one wants to read your stupid f*cking sh*t.