taberjohnson18

taberjohnson18

Joined September 10th, 2007

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4 years ago
taberjohnson18 commented on a news article
Mickey Rourke Removing Front Teeth to Play Gay Rugby Player

Mickey Rourke Removing Front Teeth to Play Gay Rugby Player

It's unfortunate that a movie with this much hype is probably going to bomb.
5 years ago
taberjohnson18 commented on a news article
‘Superman’ Solely in the Hands of Zack Snyder

‘Superman’ Solely in the Hands of Zack Snyder

Well folks, this is f*cked. It was nice to think that someone with a talent for storytelling would actually have a hand in bringing one of the most difficult characters to communicate to an audience to a new generation. Get ready for the first movie with more slo-motion/ramping than actual regular speed footage. Maybe Snyder will save himself the chance for failure and get rid of the dialogue. In all reality, things aren't this dire, Snyder has talents, but what I've seen of him doesn't inspire hope for this kind of film. Action never matters more than story. If a movie isn't entertaining without constant action, it sucks. Case and point, Transformers and Watchmen, where the acting was so agonizing it was barely worth it to see the action.
5 years ago
taberjohnson18 commented on a news article
‘Twilight: Breaking Dawn - Part 1’ Teaser Photo

‘Twilight: Breaking Dawn - Part 1’ Teaser Photo

...shortly after being anally raped...
5 years ago
taberjohnson18 commented on a news article
Vampire Action Novel ‘Blood Oath’ Adaptation in the Works

Vampire Action Novel ‘Blood Oath’ Adaptation in the Works

You guys should read this before you shoot it out of the water. It's only a vampire film in the sense that there are vampires in it, in addition to an interpretation of the frankenstein monster, and werewolves. Plus, fun government conspiracy stuff. It's an entertaining read.
5 years ago
taberjohnson18 commented on a news article
EXCLUSIVE: Bryan Cranston Wanted as Jigsaw in ‘Saw’ Remake?

EXCLUSIVE: Bryan Cranston Wanted as Jigsaw in ‘Saw’ Remake?

Jesus...we're just going to produce endless streams of property series.
5 years ago
taberjohnson18 commented on a news article
‘The Crow’ Eyeing Mark Wahlberg

‘The Crow’ Eyeing Mark Wahlberg

Nick Cave=Yes, The Proposition was awesome. Stephen Norrington? A man whose direction is so sh*tty it convinced Sean Connery to retire from acting? F*ck that noise.
5 years ago
taberjohnson18 commented on a news article
‘The Crow’ Eyeing Mark Wahlberg

‘The Crow’ Eyeing Mark Wahlberg

...what? I mean it's...wait, no seriously, what the f*ck?
5 years ago
taberjohnson18 commented on a news article
Hugh Jackman Confirms Darren Aronofsky for ‘Wolverine 2’

Hugh Jackman Confirms Darren Aronofsky for ‘Wolverine 2’

Darren Aronofsky hates happiness, and that makes him perfect for this. The first Wolverine movie made the character into a laughable p*ssy. I hope the script essentially ignores all the shlock that happened prior and just tells a good, self-contained story.
5 years ago
taberjohnson18 commented on a news article
‘Green Lantern’ Power Battery Revealed!

‘Green Lantern’ Power Battery Revealed!

All right, that's just damn cool, and original. Kudos production team.
5 years ago
taberjohnson18 commented on a news article
‘Superman’ Details from Zack Snyder

‘Superman’ Details from Zack Snyder

The problem with bringing Tom Welling and Erica Durance in is the temptation to alienate non-Smallville fans becomes too great. "Deafening"? Movieweb, maybe cool it on the hyperbole, I haven't seen anything in online polls beyond a mild interest from some fans of the show.
5 years ago
taberjohnson18 commented on a news article
Seven ‘Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows’ Character Posters

Seven ‘Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows’ Character Posters

-Harry Potter's eyes are green (like his mothers) -Voldemort's eyes are red (because of his unnatural nature) I'm not nitpicking here, these are important traits in the books. WTF WB.
5 years ago
taberjohnson18 commented on a news article
‘Superman’ to Be Directed by Zack Snyder

‘Superman’ to Be Directed by Zack Snyder

If it's half as good as Watchmen... It'll still miss the point entirely and use way too much ramping and probably have a sh*tty cast... Unless Nolan maintains a tight stranglehold on the production.
5 years ago
taberjohnson18 commented on a news article
‘UPDATE’: ‘Superman’ Eyeing Zack Snyder, Tony Scott, and Matt Reeves to Direct

‘UPDATE’: ‘Superman’ Eyeing Zack Snyder, Tony Scott, and Matt Reeves to Direct

Snyder is a talentless hack, POS fanboy douche. Matt Reeves is great. Tony Scott is capable.
5 years ago
taberjohnson18 commented on a news article
‘Pokemon’ Live-Action Trailer Leaked?

‘Pokemon’ Live-Action Trailer Leaked?

Viral marketing to test fan reaction.
5 years ago
taberjohnson18 commented on a news article
Tom Cruise Vs. James McAvoy: Who Will Star in ‘At the Mountains of Madness’?

Tom Cruise Vs. James McAvoy: Who Will Star in ‘At the Mountains of Madness’?

What you should be surprised about is why they're letting a scientologist anywhere near Lovecraft. I'm not just saying McAvoy to go against the grain, I think Tom Cruise is a legitimate shmuck and James McAvoy is an altogether superior actor, even as a younger man.
5 years ago
taberjohnson18 commented on a news article
5 years ago
taberjohnson18 commented on a news article
New ‘Sucker Punch’ Photo Reveals Dragon Dogfight!

New ‘Sucker Punch’ Photo Reveals Dragon Dogfight!

Zack Snyder is a ten-year-old. I love that Movieweb has already declared this a blockbuster.