Worst Reviewed Movies 2014

Cavemen

Cavemen

  • 8%
  • R
  • 88 min
  • Comedy

Stars Skylar Astin, Chad Michael Murray and Camilla Belle and is written/directed by Herschel Faber who makes his feature film debut. The romantic comedy is produced by Faber, Joe Fogel and Cole Payne. Fed up with one-night-stands and empty relationships, LA playboy Dean (Astin) realizes that he wants something more out of life than just a party. With a little inspiration from his nine-year-old nephew and his best friend Tess (Belle), Dean decides to try his hand at finding true love for the first time - which proves to be much more difficult than he thought in modern-day Los Angeles.

Girl on a Bicycle

Girl on a Bicycle

  • 8%
  • R
  • 101 min
  • Comedy

Paolo, an Italian tour bus driver living in Paris, has just summoned up the courage to propose marriage to his German girlfriend Greta. However, a chance encounter with a French woman on a bicycle the very next day turns Paolo's life upside down.

Chlorine

  • 8%
  • 18 min
  • Drama

In the town of Copper Canyon, people are cashing in on an economic housing boom, and the local country club is buzzing about the investment opportunity. Once vivacious couple, Roger and Georgie Lent, have settled into a complacent lifestyle of mediocrity where their marriage is falling apart and their children are turning away from them. Nonetheless, desperately discontent Georgie, pushes Roger into finding a way to invest in the market bubble in the hopes that their family can be saved with the money they are sure to make. When local tennis pro and part-time drug dealer, Pat, comes to Roger for investment advice, Roger sees his opportunity. Torn by the reality that his family could be saved by this dirty money, Roger finds himself staring down the barrel of a moral conundrum. Chlorine is the tale of classic American greed. (c) Gravitas

After

After

  • 8%
  • R
  • 101 min
  • Drama

This intricate story of loss and family came about as a way for the filmmakers to process their post-9/11 grief. The husband and wife filmmaking team of Pieter Gasperz and Sabrina Gennarino lived next to the World Trade Center and were deeply impacted by the tragedy. Writer Sabrina Gennarino loosely based the film on her own tight-knit Italian family in upstate New York (the film was shot at her family’s quarry in Rochester) and how they may have reacted to heart-breaking loss. Gennarino's screenplay is in some ways the familiar story of a family’s struggles with a failing business, intergenerational bickering, difficult personalities, and grief. It also reveals this family’s unique approach to managing their sadness - one that may or may not have been for the best.

The Outsider

The Outsider

  • 5%
  • NONE
  • 94 min
  • Action

Recalled from the battlefields of Afghanistan to identify the remains of his daughter, British mercenary Lex Walker (Craig Fairbrass) arrives in Los Angeles to find that the body in the morgue belongs to a stranger. With his daughter now missing, Walker convinces a street-wise detective (Jason Patric) that his daughter is still alive and in danger. The two follow a trail of high-tech intrigue that leads them to his daughter’s former boss (James Caan), a crooked cyber-millionaire who will do whatever it takes to protect his empire – including taking down anyone who gets in his way. Driven by desperation and rage, Walker must fight his way through an army of thugs and hired killers to save the one person that means more to him than life itself.

Authors Anonymous

Authors Anonymous

  • 7%
  • PG-13
  • 92 min
  • Comedy

After a dysfunctional group of unpublished writers with the motto "all for one" accept Hannah Rinaldi (Kaley Cuoco) into their fold, the last thing they expect is her overnight success - but that's exactly what they get. While her career takes off, her eccentric and envious colleagues (Chris Klein, Teri Polo, Dylan Walsh, Dennis Farina and Jonathan Bennett) struggle to find their own paths to publishing fame and fortune. Tensions rise, rivalries form, and hearts are broken. Rejection turns to desperation. Good thing they're only armed with pens...

Dark House

Dark House

  • 9%
  • R
  • 103 min
  • Horror

A thrilling and horrifying road trip, full of twists and brutal surprises; a suspenseful thriller about a young man and a chilling old house that has survived decades, awaiting the return of its prodigal son… a house that can escalate Nick’s gift to see death before it happens, but holds within its walls the origins of a dark family legacy so horrible it may have already reached out to Nick’s unborn child.

Septic Man

Septic Man

  • 7%
  • R
  • 87 min
  • Horror

From the creators of MONSTER BRAWL, EXIT HUMANITY, and PONTYPOOL comes this award-winning origin story of Jack, a sewage worker who’s determined to uncover the cause of the town’s water contamination crisis. But when he becomes trapped underground in a septic tank without food or water he undergoes a hideous and repulsive transformation. In order to escape the tank, he must team up with a docile Giant and confront a murdering madman. Hailed as a “stunning” (Little Red Umbrella), “funny” (TwitchFilm), and “visceral story that will leave you shaken – and desperate for a shower” (Rue Morgue Magazine), SEPTIC MAN is a cinematic odyssey into the darkest depths of horror and beyond.

Maladies

Maladies

  • 7%
  • NONE
  • 96 min
  • Drama

A talented and successful actor retires at a young age due to a perceived mental illness. Now living in a small town with his deranged sister and his best friend, we watch as their Maladies intertwine.

Addicted

Addicted

  • 8%
  • R
  • 105 min
  • Drama

Zoe, a successful career woman (Sharon Leal) with a loving husband (Boris Kodjoe) and two adoring children falls into a fiery extramarital affair that could be the death of her. By the time Zoe's husband discovers that she's been leading a double life, it may already be too late to save her. Tasha Smith, Tyson Beckford, and William Levy co-star. Based on the bestselling novel by Zane.