From the Late Show with David Letterman home office in Wahoo, Nebraska... THE "LATE SHOW" TOP TEN:

"Things I Learned from American Idol"

[As presented by Sanjaya Malakar, the most recent contestant voted off American Idol, on the Monday, April 23 broadcast of the Late Show with David Letterman, seen weeknights (11:35 PM 12:37 AM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.]

10. The camera adds ten pounds to your mohawk.

9. Work hard and make sacrifices, you can finish in 7th place.

8. It's very important to "Keep it real, dawg."

7. I should have gone for the immunity idol - oh wait, that's Survivor.

6. On-camera Simon is a bit nasty, but off-camera, he's a total jerk.

5. Voting for yourself 100 times an hour causes some wicked carpal tunnel.

4. When you forget the words, just do this.

(Sanjaya belts out a riff like "Ohhhhhhhh")

3. Honestly, I thought I was auditioning for Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?

2. Nothing.

1. America loves performers with bad hair - right, Dave?

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