Do you have a hot date tonight? An awards banquet? Maybe your neighbors are throwing a key party down the street? You're in a tight bind, as your usual babysitter has dropped out at the last minute. Well, then...Why don't you call The Sitter?

Jonah Hill, babysitter extraordinaire and star of The Sitter, is available...As long as you're hot and don't mind him smoking in the bathroom. To schedule, just call (917) 409-7838.

Jonah Hill will be answering calls at random (seriously, he's occasionally going to be answering the phone himself) and no, he does not have any references available.

<strong><em>The Sitter</em></strong>
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