You're never too old to sit on Santa's lap. Especially if you're a stripper or Bea Arthur look-alike. In fact, seeing as how Wade Wilson is the first ever pan sexual superhero (meaning his bedroom is an all inclusive den of depravity), we're betting this rogue crime fighter wouldn't mind if any of you sat on his sexy lap. And you'll get the chance in theaters this coming Holiday season.

Yes, 20th Century Fox has debuted a new poster and Standee that puts Deadpool in a Santa outfit, and invites you in for a nice comfy stay. The Standee will be appearing in theaters across the country this Christmas, arriving at your local cineplex starting Thanksgiving morning. On November 26th, you will be abel to sit on Wade Wilson's lap and snap a picture, perfect for any holiday cards you want to send out this year.

There are 1500 of these standees going out to theaters nationwide. So the chances of seeing one in your hometown theater is pretty good. And it means you won't have to visit that smelly old mall santa who's been checking out your older sister. And it's not only coming to U.S. theaters. Folks in Canada, where the Marvel adventure was shot, will also get their chance to snap their photo with Ryan Reynolds' costumed superhero

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The standee is 68" wide X 30" deep X 102" tall, so you probably shouldn't try stealing it. Though we know a few of you will attempt that anyway. IGN has our first look at the poster and standee. You can see the poster here. If you want to see what the actual standee looks like, you can click HERE. Just don't mind that big goofball sitting on it. He's actually a good friend of our site!

Based upon Marvel Comics' most unconventional anti-hero, Deadpool tells the origin story of former Special Forces operative turned mercenary Wade Wilson, who after being subjected to a rogue experiment that leaves him with accelerated healing powers, adopts the alter ego Deadpool. Armed with his new abilities and a dark, twisted sense of humor, Deadpool hunts down the man who nearly destroyed his life. Deadpool will be in theaters this Valentine's Day. Get ready for that romantic rendezvous with this hot, warm lap! No questions asked.

<strong><em>Deadpool</em></strong> Santa Poster

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