The first clip from Machete Kills is here, and its completely insane. Watch as Machete (Danny Trejo) and Mendez the Madman (Demián Bichir) are chased in their prized tank Chingon by not only Madame Desdemona (Sofía Vergara) and her busty cannons, but also La Chameleon (Lady Gaga) and Killjoy (Alexa Vega). Its action-packed, and ends with a surprise cameo that will make longtime Robert Rodriguez fans very happy! If the rest of the movie is this crazy, count us in!

Cinemark Movie Club
B. Alan Orange