As we're all anxiously awaiting the release of Kevin Costner's newest cattle-ranching-gone-violent film, OPEN RANGE, news comes of yet another project waiting in the wings for the coma-esque actor.

Word has Costner teaming up Michelle Pfeiffer in TAMING BEN TAYLOR, a romantic comedy in which a beautiful real estate agent (Pheiffer) tries to convince a lonely vineyard owner (Costner) to fork over his land for the development of a golf course. And in case anyone happened to notice that Costner, golf and funny didn't really work last time (a la TIN CUP), it still can't be worse than THE POSTMAN.

...Right?