What's up everybody and welcome to Lights Out Entertainment 2001! It's pretty futuristic huh? Well, not as futuristic as a floating serving tray with neon lights. Anyway, feel free to look around at the new updated site. This site was designed to be easier to watch the movie, give you feedback, and navigate around. I've added a bunch of new stuff for everyone to do at the site such as sending Lights Out movie postcards, rating and reviewing the films, & the newest and greatest.
Oh yeah! Truck Guy has decided to endorse his brand spankin new cereal for all to enjoy! It's grrrrrrrrreat! So take a look around. Let me know what you think and please tell me if anything doesn't work or look right. It is 2:12 AM. Thanks, and I'll see you on the flip side. See what Brock has to say about this crap. I'm out and don't forget to Stay Tuned... ~Brian
What's this? Did Lights Out sell their domain name to a professional film company with a team of highly trained web designers? No, ya mugs, it's just Brian screwing around on his off day, tweaking things here and there ( "here and there" being the whole damn web site!). Let's hear it for him, fellas and femmes!
Anyway, I think you'll like the new brighter, cleaner look, as well as the additions. I'll leave it to Brian to tell you about all the tech stuff he threw in, since my lo-tech ass can barely work the computer that I'm typing on. What I do know is that he put a lot of work into it, so be grateful you have a nice place to rest your eyes upon.
Along with the new look, we are also pleased to bring you the long awaited final chapter in the Truck Guy saga: Truck Guy 5- "I'm Done"! It's a little different than you might expect from the auteur of action, but it's definitely my favorite episode to date. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll ask us why, but we'll never tell you how come it's the last Truck Guy! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA!
And now finally, what would you say if we were to pay you to eat butter? "Come again?" you might say. That's right, it's time to announce the coming of something BIG! It's the "First Annual southern California Butter Buddies Butter Eating Contest"!!!! Sprung from the combined imagination of Bad-Candy.com and Lights Out Entertainment, this is something so vile, yet so irresistible, that it'll harden you arteries and pad your wallet at the same time! That's all I can say for now, since we're still waiting for clearance from our lawyers, so ready your spoon and stay tuned... ~Brock