Moviehole is reporting that Spawn director Mark Nippe has signed on to direct the action comedy Van Damme vs. Seagal. Don't get your hopes up too high, though. It is highly doubtful that the two action icons will appear as themselves in the film.

The project is said to be a spoof that pits the two 90s era stars against each other. They live on opposing sides of Hollywood, set on despising one another. Their jealous rages reach an apex when the two must join forces to thwart a nuclear threat that may very well destroy the entire planet.

The film does not have a set start date at this time.

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