Now here is some truly strange news. Mike Tyson, who has only ever played himself in such movies as Rocky Balboa and that awful Neve Campbell movie When Will I Be Loved?, is planning on moving to Bollywood to become an actor.

Yes, you heard that right. According to Variety, the former boxer discovered his new love of Bali musicals while working on a music video he recently shot for a new Indian comedy entitled Fool n Final.

Apparently director Firoz Nadiadwala, producer of Fool n Final has already handed Tyson his first Bollywood script. Mike stated that, "Firoz has discussed a movie with me. We seriously intend to work toward it."

There are no details given about the plot, or when this could possibly take place. I suggest you hold your breath.

B. Alan Orange