2006 April Movies

Silent Hill (2006)

Silent Hill

  • 29%
  • R
  • 127 min
  • Horror

"Silent Hill" is based on the Konami game in which Rose (Mitchell) desperately searches for her lost daughter in the mysterious, terrifying town of Silent Hill, where they are trapped.

Scary Movie 4 (2006)

Scary Movie 4

  • 37%
  • PG-13
  • 83 min
  • Comedy

The fourth installment of the comedy series spoofing horror movies, and boy does it have plenty of bad horror movies to spoof!

RV (2006)

RV

  • 23%
  • PG
  • 98 min
  • Adventure

In Columbia Pictures’ family adventure-comedy RV an overworked executive, Bob Munro (Robin Williams), persuades his wife and children to give up their Hawaiian vacation for some “family bonding” on a cross-country RV trip.

But it’s all a ruse. Bob has other, more career-oriented reasons on his mind than spending quality time with his family in the Rocky Mountains. Through a series of misadventures, including constant run-ins with an overly friendly troupe of full-time RV’ers, Bob...

Hatchet (2006)

Hatchet

  • 49%
  • R
  • 83 min
  • Comedy

When a group of tourists on a New Orleans haunted swamp tour find themselves stranded in the wilderness, their evening of fun and spooks turns into a horrific nightmare.

United 93 (2006)

United 93

  • 91%
  • R
  • 93 min
  • Action

A real time account of the events on United Flight 93, one of the planes hijacked on 9/11 that crashed near Shanksville, Pennsylvania when passengers foiled the terrorist plot.

Stick It (2006)

Stick It

  • 31%
  • PG-13
  • 103 min
  • Comedy

The writer of the hit comedy "Bring It On," takes on the world of competitive gymnastics in "Stick It". Haley Graham (Missy Peregrym) is a rebellious 17 year-old who is forced to return to the regimented world of gymnastics after a run-in with the law. A judge sentences Haley to her ultimate nightmare -- attending an elite gymnastics academy run by legendary hardnosed coach Burt Vickerman (Jeff Bridges). Haley's rebellious spirit and quick-witted banter quickly shakes things up at the strict...

Tristan & Isolde (2006)

Tristan & Isolde

  • 32%
  • PG-13
  • 125 min
  • Drama

This longtime dream project of executive producers Tony Scott and Ridley Scott explores the medieval legend of a princess and warrior’s love affair, which threatens to tear apart an uneasy peace between England and Ireland. A tale of epic battles, royal intrigue and a timeless, star-crossed passion

The Benchwarmers (2006)

The Benchwarmers

  • 11%
  • PG-13
  • 120 min
  • Comedy

"The Benchwarmers" tells the story of three guys who try to make up for their lack of athleticism when they were younger by forming a three-man baseball team to challenge a full squad of elementary school baseballers. They develop a large following of left-out kids as they head for a high-stakes, winner-take-all game with the best team of kids in the state.

The Sentinel (2006)

The Sentinel

  • 33%
  • PG-13
  • 105 min
  • Action

A suspense film based on the novel by former Secret Service agent Gerald Petievich. Special Agent Pete Garrison (Douglas) suspects that the neo-Nazi Aryan Disciples have positioned one of their own in the White House, but his investigation is cut short by a blackmailer who knows of his affair with the First Lady Sarah Ballentine (Basinger) and tries to frame him for murder. Though he is officially relieved of his duties, Garrison doesn't stop trying to prove his innocence and save the...

Akeelah and the Bee (2006)

Akeelah and the Bee

  • 84%
  • PG
  • 112 min
  • Drama

An inspirational drama, AKEELAH AND THE BEE is the story of Akeelah Anderson (Keke Palmer), a precocious eleven-year-old girl from south Los Angeles with a gift for words. Despite the objections of her mother Tanya (Angela Bassett), Akeelah enters various spelling contests, for which she is tutored by the forthright Dr. Larabee (Laurence Fishburne); her principal Mr. Welch (Curtis Armstrong) and the proud residents of her neighborhood. Akeelah’s aptitude earns her an opportunity to compete...

Lonely Hearts (2006)

Lonely Hearts

  • 48%
  • R
  • 108 min
  • Crime

"Lonely Hearts" is the story of Buster Robinson (Travolta) hot on the trail of a pair of deranged lovers on an interstate murdering spree. Robinson must follow the trail of clues and stop them before they kill again.

Abominable (2006)

Abominable

  • 62%
  • NONE
  • 94 min
  • Horror

"Abominable" centers on a paralyzed man who is trapped in a remote cabin and must save a group of college students vacationing nearby from a menacing monster.

OSS 117: Le Caire, Nid D'espions (2006)

OSS 117: Le Caire, Nid D'espions

    • 99 min
    • Action

    Secret agent OSS 117 foils Nazis, beds local beauties, and brings peace to the Middle East.

    Another Gay Movie (2006)

    Another Gay Movie

      • NONE
      • 92 min
      • Comedy

      "Another Gay Movie" is a raunchy and raucous sex comedy/spoof about four high school graduates who are aiming to lose their anal virginity by the end of the summer with the help of their chick-magnet, lesbian gal pal, Muffler. Inspired by films like "American Pie," "Porky's" and even "Scary Movie," writer/director Todd Stephens ("Edge of Seventeen," "Gypsy 83") has created a world where being gay is a non-issue and losing one's virginity has become top priority.

      "Minoriteam" Illegal Aliens

        • PG-13
        • 93 min
        • Animation

        "American Eats" History on a Bun

          • Unrated
          • 92 min

          The history behind America's most popular foods.

          - Written by

          yortsnave

          18 Fingers of Death! (2006)

          18 Fingers of Death!

            • PG-13
            • 87 min
            • Action

            The "buzz" in Hollywood is that, "18 FINGERS OF DEATH!" will kick the butt out of the low budget martial arts movies genre and knocks us down to the ground laughing! This funny "sockumentart" of the world of Chop sockey, kung fooey, ninja poo poo, karate kidding croutching tiger stuff takes you on the journey of making martial arts movies at it's lowest. The best kept secret in Hollywood is legendary martial arts star, Buford Lee. He has starred in eight...

            95 Miles to Go (2006)

            95 Miles to Go

              • R
              • 81 min
              • Documentary

              Ray Romano's eight-day drive through the south on a stand-up comedy tour becomes more than he bargains for when longtime friend and opening act, Tom Caltabiano, brings a film student along to document their thousand-mile journey. Together, all three struggle with Ray's obsessions, phobias, and insecurities in this unscripted exploration of newfound fame.

              A Soap (2006)

              A Soap

                • NONE
                • 105 min
                • Comedy

                "A Soap" follows an emotionally confused woman (Trine Dyrholm) who becomes fascinated by her young, pre-op transsexual neighbor (David Dencik).

                Absolute Wilson (2006)

                Absolute Wilson

                • 76%
                • NONE
                • 105 min
                • Documentary

                A chronicles of the epic life, times and creative genius of Robert Wilson, intimately revealing one of the most controversial, rule-breaking and downright mysterious artists of our era. The story explores the transformative power of creativity itself through the inspirational tale of a boy who grew up as a troubled and learning-disabled outsider in the American South only to become a fearless artist with a profoundly original perspective to share with the world.