2006 March Movies

Rokkasho Rhapsody (2006)

Rokkasho Rhapsody

    • Unrated
    • 119 min
    • Documentary

    The documentary reports on the issues surrounding the construction of the Rokkasho Reprocessing Plant in Aomori Prefecture, especially focusing on the lives of the nearby residents who, while nervous about the dangers of radiation, continue living near the plant. It also covers the protests against the plant.

    Ron White: You Can't Fix Stupid (2006)

    Ron White: You Can't Fix Stupid

      • PG-13
      • 43 min
      • Short

      Irreverent bad boy Ron White will crack you up with a nonstop stream of hilarious jokes and clever observations. As described by Daily Variety, "White's inspired comic mind finds a dozen sources of humor where the average comic would find only one or two." In this brand-new stand-up performance, he explores the pitfalls of marriage, offers some hysterically funny advice on picking a spouse and introduces the unforgettable "Squirrel Man," plus much more. A well-loved Comedy Central favorite,...

      S&Man (2006)

      S&Man

      • 82%
      • NONE
      • 84 min
      • Horror

      When cult horror favorite filmmaker (JT Petty), ventures into the dark world of underground horror fetish film industry things don't exactly go as planned. As he begins to examine the classic comparison between filmmaking and voyeurism within the horror genre, he is introduced to a collective of what he believes to be either creative filmmakers just meeting the demand of their disturbed audiences or actual deviants and possibly murderers themselves. One of the most notorious of these film...

      Samoan Wedding (2006)

      Samoan Wedding

      • 83%
      • Unrated
      • 97 min
      • Comedy

      Meet best friends Michael, Albert, Stanley and Sefa; the ladies' man, the good boy, the weird one and the party boy. They're staring down the barrel of their thirtieth birthdays, but still act as if they're sixteen; they get drunk, they chase the wrong women and they have a remarkable record of misbehaving and causing chaos at every wedding they attend. But now Michael's younger brother Sione is getting married, and everything is about to change. Sione is their boy, the kid...

      Stripped Down (2006)

      Stripped Down

        • 95 min
        • Drama

        This starring vehicle for the talented Ian Ziering will make people forget any stereotyping that his role in Beverly Hills 90210 may have caused. Elana Krausz, superbly directs Ziering in this disturbing thriller about the world of strip club abuse. "Stripped Down" is a surrealistic feminist art statement stuffed inside a candy coated exploitation bubble-serving up images of gyrating nubile young female strippers -yet has a darkly humorous payback for the serious abuse of the women you will...

        Sugartown: The Bridegrooms (2006)

        Sugartown: The Bridegrooms

          • Unrated
          • 81 min
          • Documentary

          In the Greek village of Sugar Town, men have a serious problem. Women are fleeing the area in search of work or marriage in the big cities, leaving them behind - and lonely. Fully aware of the men’s dire situation, the astute mayor of Sugar Town promises to find them wives in Russia, as part of his re-election campaign. Against the odds and local traditions which frown upon mixed marriages, the bridegrooms from SugarTown set out on a great journey to find their future brides and happiness.

          The Best Man (2006)

          The Best Man

            • Unrated
            • 120 min
            • Drama

            After painter Michael 'Mike' Sheldrake's failed suicide attempt, house-mate and life-long best friend Peter Tremaine, an antiques shop owner, reminisces their common past, like Mike does in therapy. It started at the beach, when scrubby, scared Mikey become the dependent protégé of forceful Pete, both doted by Pete's dad, a wealthy lawyer. Afterwards Mike moves out to marry Kate. Pete accepts to be best man, but overdoes that, 'arranging' to get stuck in...

            The Cure

              • Unrated
              • 20 min
              • Short

              Love and hate can sometimes be looked at in the same light since both can make you do unreasonable things. Such is the case for Kristine Watts who longs for something from her past which is unattainable. Now left with only memories of what once was, this shell of a young woman has only one thing left on her mind... Written by Ryan Jafri

              The Dudesons Movie (2006)

              The Dudesons Movie

                • 76 min
                • Action

                "The Dudesons Movie" is an extreme stunts comedy that features the wild antics of four hilarious, lifelong friends and their crazy lives in the Arctic Circle.

                The Faeries of Blackheath Woods (2006)

                The Faeries of Blackheath Woods

                  • NONE
                  • 3 min
                  • Short

                  Something peculiar happened that day. Curious Melissa was enchanted by some real Faeries. Ignoring her Mother she followed them down into Blackheath Woods... Melissa never came back.

                  The Glorius Mustache Challenge

                    • PG
                    • 70 min
                    • Documentary

                    In an age ruled by beards, goatees, and clean-shaven faces, one man fights to save the mustache from permanent extinction. Jay Della Valle challenges a new generation of men to embrace the 'stache and face the consequences. As resistance mounts from girlfriends, friends, and family, this hilarious film dares to explore what it will take to bring the mustache back. Written by Katie Paddock

                    The Hunt (2006)

                    The Hunt

                      • R
                      • 90 min
                      • Horror

                      Bow hunting enthusiast Jack Hamberg, his eight-year old stepson Clint and former news cameraman Atticus Monroe are on a mission to make a deer hunting video. All that is needed to complete the video is a "kill". Jack and Atticus reluctantly decide to trespass onto a nearby property where there may be more abundant prey. Once inside the restricted area, they come upon some frightening realizations. The hunters have become the hunted. Only one comes out alive with the tapes that...

                      The Life of Reilly (2006)

                      The Life of Reilly

                      • 98%
                      • NONE
                      • 87 min
                      • Documentary

                      If, in 1940, you had a lobotomized aunt, an institutionalized father, a racist mother, and were the only gay kid on the block, what do you think the odds would be that you'd end up a Tony winner, a staple of television, and a generational icon? Enter "The Life Of Reilly". The cliché goes that truth is stranger than fiction. In this case, it is also funnier and more heartbreaking. Charles Nelson Reilly, famous for his game show innuendos and "X Files" guest appearances, takes us through his...

                      The Lost (2006)

                      The Lost

                        • NONE
                        • 119 min
                        • Crime

                        Hanging out at some campgrounds one nice summer day, 19-year-old Ray Pye (Marc Senter) decides to murder two young women. His friends, Jen (Shay Astar) and Tim (Alex Frost), witness the murder and help him cover it up. Four years later, Ray has never been arrested for the crime. Detective Charlie Schilling (Michael Bowen) and his ex-partner, Ed Anderson (Ed Lauter), know that Ray did it. They just could never prove it. Charlie figures it's about time they did prove it. He's ready to push Ray...

                        The Maidens' Conspiracy (2006)

                        The Maidens' Conspiracy

                          • Unrated
                          • 122 min
                          • Adventure

                          Tirante the knight is as committed to fighting the Turks in Constantinople as he is to relieving Carmesina, the heiress to the Byzantine Empire, of her virginity.

                          The Oh in Ohio (2006)

                          The Oh in Ohio

                          • 22%
                          • NONE
                          • 88 min
                          • Comedy

                          Priscilla Chase seemed to have everything going for her with one small private exception... She never thought much of sex. When her husband unexpectedly leaves her to regain his manhood she embarks on a wild journey that leads her to satisfaction and love in the most unlikely place.

                          The Passenger (2006)

                          The Passenger

                            • Unrated
                            • 85 min

                            When he learns of the death of his older brother Richard, Thomas sets out for Marseilles to identify the body. Having collected his brother’s possessions, he returns to their home town, hoping to recall their earlier life together. Here, Thomas insinuates himself into the company of Richard’s friends, whilst keeping his own identity a secret. As he does so, he begins to bring his brother back to life, although not all the memories are pleasant ones...

                            The Postmodern Life of My Aunt (2006)

                            The Postmodern Life of My Aunt

                              • Unrated
                              • 111 min
                              • Comedy

                              Ye Rutang (Siqin Gaowa), a single-living woman in her late fifties, struggles to maintain a dignified life amid the dangers of Shanghai.

                              The Redsin Tower (2006)

                              The Redsin Tower

                                • Unrated
                                • 87 min
                                • Horror

                                A teen girl's psychotic ex-boyfriend follows her friends to Redsin Tower, where a night of partying quickly becomes a fight for their very lives.

                                The Road to Guantanamo (2006)

                                The Road to Guantanamo

                                • 86%
                                • R
                                • 95 min
                                • Documentary

                                Part drama, part documentary, "The Road to Guantanamo" focuses on the Tipton Three, a trio of British Muslims who were held in Guantanamo Bay for two years until they were released without charge.