2007 July Movies

1408 (2007)

1408

  • 78%
  • PG-13
  • 94 min
  • Horror

Based on Stephen King's short story, "1408" stars John Cusack as a debunker of paranormal occurrences who encounters real terror when he checks into the notorious Room 1408 at the Dolphin Hotel.

Hairspray (2007)

Hairspray

  • 91%
  • PG
  • 115 min
  • Comedy

"Hairspray" is originally based on the 1988 John Waters comedy about star-struck teenagers on a local Baltimore dance show. The new version of the film will be based on New Line's hit Broadway adaptation of the film, which debuted in 2002, and went on to win eight Tony Awards including Best Musical, Best Score, Best Book and Best Director. Travolta will play Edna Turnblad and Queen Latifah will play Motormouth Maybelle in the film. Marc Shaiman and Scott Wittman will contribute new songs to...

No Reservations (2007)

No Reservations

  • 41%
  • PG
  • 104 min
  • Comedy

Master chef Kate Armstrong (Catherine Zeta-Jones) lives her life like she runs her kitchen at a trendy Manhattan eatery-with a no-nonsense intensity that both captivates and intimidates everyone around her. Kate's perfectionist nature is put to the test when she "inherits" her nine-year-old niece Zoe (Abigail Breslin), while contending with a brash new sous-chef who joins her staff. High-spirited and freewheeling, Nick Palmer (Aaron Eckhart) couldn't be more different from Kate, yet the...

Jack Ketchum's The Girl Next Door (2007)

Jack Ketchum's The Girl Next Door

  • 67%
  • NONE
  • 91 min
  • Crime

Based on the 1965 true story about Sylvia Likens was brutally tortured, raped and eventually murdered in the basement of a family member's Indiana home.

Shoot 'Em Up (2007)

Shoot 'Em Up

  • 66%
  • R
  • 93 min
  • Action

Caught in the middle of a shoot-out, a man (Clive Owen) ends up delivering a baby, and then has to protect the child from the gunmen wanting to kill it.

The Simpsons Movie (2007)

The Simpsons Movie

  • 90%
  • PG-13
  • 87 min
  • Animation

The longest-running animated series in history and the longest-running primetime series currently on television hits the big screen!

I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry (2007)

I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry

  • 14%
  • PG-13
  • 115 min
  • Comedy

Two straight firefighters pose as a gay married couple in order to qualify for their department's domestic partner benefits.

An American Crime (2007)

An American Crime

  • 23%
  • R
  • 92 min
  • Biography

"This," said Prosecutor Leroy New, "has been the most terrible crime ever committed in the state of Indiana." It was the first crime of child abuse that broke through reticence and denial to register with the public. In Tommy O'Haver's film, "An American Crime," Academy Award nominee Catherine Keener portrays Gertrude Baniszewski, the seemingly ordinary housewife who imprisons and tortures a beautiful teenager, played by Gemini Award winner Ellen Page, in the basement of her house - two...

Frontier(s) (2007)

Frontier(s)

  • 55%
  • NC-17
  • 108 min
  • Crime

Set during the recent riots in Paris' outlying suburbs. Features neo-Nazis, stolen loot and a twisted Gothic household.

I Know Who Killed Me (2007)

I Know Who Killed Me

  • 7%
  • R
  • 105 min
  • Crime

Lohan plays Aubrey, the young daughter of affluent parents who is abducted and mutilated by a sadistic serial killer. She manages to escape, sans a hand and a leg and lots of blood. The girl who regains consciousness in the hospital claims to be not Aubrey but Dakota -identical to Aubrey, but with a much different demeanor. Dakota struggles to convince anyone that she is not Aubrey and finds herself in a desperate race to save Aubrey's life and her own against overwhelming odds.

Shattered (2007)

Shattered

    • R
    • 95 min
    • Crime

    A sociopathic kidnapper methodically pushes a desperate pair of parents to their absolute breaking point.

    License to Wed (2007)

    License to Wed

    • 7%
    • PG-13
    • 91 min
    • Comedy

    "License to Wed" follows newly engaged Ben Murphy (John Krasinski) and his fiancée, Sadie Jones (Mandy Moore), who has always dreamed of getting married in a traditional wedding at her family church. The problem is St. Augustine's only has one wedding slot available in the next two years, and its charismatic pastor, Reverend Frank (Robin Williams), won't bless Ben and Sadie's union until they pass his patented, foolproof marriage-prep course. Through outrageous classes, outlandish homework...

    Eagle Vs. Shark (2007)

    Eagle Vs. Shark

    • 54%
    • R
    • 88 min
    • Comedy

    "Eagle Vs. Shark," directed by Academy Award®-nominee Taika Waititi (the short, "Two Cars One Night"), is a wry comedy that chronicles the quirky romance of two awkward misfits, Lily (Loren Horsley), a shy fast-food restaurant cashier, and her crush, Jarrod (Jemaine Clement, HBO's "One Night Stand: The Flight of the Conchords"), an electronic store clerk. On the day Lily gets fired from her job at Meaty Boy, she musters up the courage to attend Jarrod's annual "come as your favorite animal"...

    "3rd Rock from the Sun" The Art of Dick

      • Unrated
      • 60 min
      • Comedy

      Tommy has enlisted Sally in the school bake sale and Sally takes it just a bit too serious. Meanwhile, Harry feels bad about himself because he has failed everything he has tried so far. When Dr. Albright tells Dick she paints, Dick takes Harry to a class and Harry turns out to be a good painter. Dick on the other hand is lousy at it and for the first time experiences what it is to be less good at something than Harry. Written by Marco van Hoof <[email protected]>

      "Heartbeat" Troubled Waters

        • Unrated
        • 50 min
        • Drama

        Maggie Hutchinson gives birth to a little girl who dies because nurse Cassidy could not get hold of a doctor when she needed one. It goes hard with her husband Ken and he gets into a regular fight with PC Walker when Oscar Blaketon refuses to serve him any more drinks. He gets off with a warning, but continues to act like a complete idiot. Emily Merryweather has just been widowed for the second time. The first time she remarried within three months and it seems she intends to become Mrs....

        "Holby City" Under the Radar

          • Unrated
          • 61 min
          • Drama

          Dan's sister-in-law Louise starts a new job at Holby but discovers she is pregnant. However she is unwilling to tell Dan's brother Alex. Thandie brings a complaint against Elliott, who at the same time is dealing with the disappearance of his son James. Abra tries to treat a Chinese man but is blocked by Lola initially. Abra is also dealt a blow by Sutherland's replacement Jayne Grayson, the new CEO. Written by Anonymous

          "House of Payne" Father Knows Best

            • Unrated
            • 30 min

            Janine's parents return and want custody of the kids. The firefighters "misplace" the fire truck.

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            3D Sun

              • Documentary

              Scientists from NASA use 3-D images taken from spacecraft to tell the story of the sun.

              A Mock Time: A Star Trek Wedding

                • Unrated
                • 4 min
                • Short

                Trekkie Groom, Steve, tries to convince his Bridezilla, Carol, to get married in a Star Trek Theme Wedding, But she's not "having any"!! He "pulls out all stops" to get her to follow through... will Helen Mirren help him out? He's hoping so..... Written by Anonymous

                A Very British Gangster (2007)

                A Very British Gangster

                • 67%
                • NONE
                • 97 min
                • Documentary

                A Very British Gangster is a documentary about Dominic Noonan, a notorious leader of a powerful Blighty organized crime family who was openly gay and championed the working class.