Rabble-rouser, conspiracy theorist, and self-described paleoconservative Alex Jones has released a new 8-minute video that claims to reveal the hidden agenda of this summer's highly anticipated Ridley Scott sci-fi thriller Prometheus. There are Major Spoilers! in this video, so beware. Here, Jones makes the claim that the film will finally reveal the deepest, darkest secrets of the Illuminati religion, in which the elite believe they are attaining godhood and are destined for the stars. Take this all with a grain of salt, and realize that Alex Jones also thought Machete was going to start a race war that would bring an end to the United States as we know it, with riots in the streets. That never happened, but the ideas are entertaining none-the-less. If anything, this 8-minute video just makes Prometheus seem a tad more spooky. Check it out.

B. Alan Orange