Does holiday music make your stomach turn? Are you dreading everything about Christmas? When the state of the economy is breaking the backs of normal folks like you and I, Santa Claus becomes public enemy #1! That fact is reflected in the new horror remake Silent Night, which sends Sheriff Malcolm McDowell and his comely deputy Jaime King on a collision course with a very deadly ol' Saint Nick. Watch as McDowell pinpoints the whereabouts of the holly, jolly killer in this latest clip, which uses Santa as a metaphor for seasonal depression and all the suicides that come with it. There is also a lot of talk about putting avocado on a burger.

B. Alan Orange